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Jun 14, 2004, 07:47 PM
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Have Araches do it.

Have Risp claim the page.
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Araches covers the vent with the Druid Robe, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on the air flow. Suddenly, the robe is sucked into the vent, never to be seen again (at least for now). Risp is not with you, so no page there. >X)

COMPASS DIRECTIONS, MORTAL. *holds a Salad Fork to Xion's throat*
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Jun 15, 2004, 07:45 AM
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NORTH
EAST
LOOK SOUTH


Are you happy, simpleton?
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Jun 15, 2004, 11:40 AM
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*lol @ Xion* You look into the furnace room. The heat seems to have died down signifigantly; you MIGHT be able to cross the room.
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Jun 16, 2004, 12:28 PM
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Attempt to cross room
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Since it's right there, what the heck.

You step into the furnace room. It's still pretty hot, but it feels more like the hottest day in summer than a boiling oven. You start to cross the room and sweat profusely(sp?). The ripples of heat from the furnace distort your vision, and seems like half an hour until you finally reach the next room, which is much cooler than the previous room. You're still dazed from the heat, but as your sight clears, you see that you're on the other side of the room with the bars; the lever side.

*much cheering*

And look, the katana you dropped (and anything else you tried to reach the lever with)is there too!

*more cheering*

Faw stumbles into the room, holding the Druid Robe that you failed to notice as you crossed the furnace room.

*halleluah(sp?), followed by a wave*

Well, now that that ordeal is overwith, what shall you do? Exits are East(back to the furnace room), and West.
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Take Katana, Druid Robe, and anything else that may have been lost and is now here.
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Jun 16, 2004, 05:18 PM
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SAVE GAME
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Jun 16, 2004, 06:41 PM
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You lost the spear, katana, and robe, but you have it all back now. GAME SAVED!

Game was saved again spontaneously(sp?). XP
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Jun 17, 2004, 08:50 AM
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Pull Lever
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Jun 17, 2004, 01:30 PM
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You pull the lever. Stangely, nothing happens. You then realize that it's very dark in here; the only light is coming from the furnace room...and Araches' glowing red eyes of rage.
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Jun 17, 2004, 02:06 PM
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look at Araches
Say: "What?"
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Jun 17, 2004, 04:47 PM
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"I'll tell you what," she stammers. "We get stuck on Antifoo Isle, nearly get KILLED, and now we're at a lever that doesn't even work!!"
She looks like she's going to maul everyone in the room (starting with Uberbob...remember him?), but Faw knocks her out by bonking her with the handle of his spear. Disaster averted! XD
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Jun 17, 2004, 05:26 PM
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Say: "Somebody's PMSing."
==sound sarcastic.
Go: Back through the Furnace room
Turn Dial West
Go: North
Pull Lever
==If North != Lit
====Pull Lever
Go: North
Obsurve Monolith
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Jun 17, 2004, 05:40 PM
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You do all that (I'm being lazy) and look at the monolith. It hasn't changed at all since you last visited it, and it's still hanging above that bottomless pit we all know and loathe.
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Jun 18, 2004, 02:47 PM
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Oh, I know...

Go: South
Pull Lever
==if South != lit
====pull lever
Go: South
Turn dial East
Split party: Males/Females
Male Party goes south
Male Party waits in lever room
Male party yells "OKAY!"
Female party hears "OKAY!"
Female party turns dial East
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Jun 18, 2004, 04:01 PM
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GO: DENNIS.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Megumi
GO: DENNIS.
DENNIS IS NOT A DIRECTION YOU CRETIN!!!
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:15 PM
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You cannot go Dennis because it is blocked.

You enter the dial room and turn it east, then split up the party. The males cross the sweltering furnace room ("This isn't good for my Frosted Flakes!!" Faw Complains.), while the females wait. Somehow, you think this is a bad idea. You both call out to each other, only to realize you already turned the dial east =O.
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:19 PM
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Males: Call to females: "TURN THE DIAL WEST!!!"

Females: Follow Males Directions.
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:25 PM
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You call out to the ladies, "TURN THE DIAL WEST!" They do that. The furnace flares up once again, making it impossible to go back unless it's turned off. Now what? Only exit is west.
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:28 PM
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Check lighting of male's room
==Is the lighting on?
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:33 PM
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Yes, but the next room isn't lit up.
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:49 PM
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...come again?

Women: Go: West, South
Women: Wave to men
Men: Wave to women
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Jun 18, 2004, 05:57 PM
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The girls walk to the other side of the bars and wave to them. You wave back. You still think leaving Shuri and Leetzan alone with Araches was a bad Idea.
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:00 PM
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Men: Say: "Okay...let's see if this works now..."
Men: Pull Lever
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"Okay, let's see if this works now," the men all say at once. You pull the lever. The lights go on, and lead into the next room.
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:05 PM
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Say: "umm...what happened?"
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:44 PM
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"It looks like the lights in the next room just went on," says Fooruman. Doi.
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:48 PM
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Anime sweatdrop
Say: "What room, though? doof."
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Jun 18, 2004, 06:56 PM
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You produce a rather large sweatdrop on your head. You say,"What room though? Doof."
"The one just over there, to the west," replies Fooruman.
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"OH, RIGHT. Sorry, I was temporarily blind!"
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Go: Dennis
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Jun 18, 2004, 07:35 PM
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"OH, RIGHT. Sorry, I was temporarily blind!" you say. "Yes, that can happen when one switches on lights in the darkness." Fooruman replies.
You still can't go dennis. It's blocked. Exits are west. WEST.
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Jun 19, 2004, 08:25 AM
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Pull Lever Again
WOMEN: spread out, look for different things
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Jun 19, 2004, 09:12 AM
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Unblock dennis.
Go dennis.
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I bet you'd a key.

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Jun 19, 2004, 08:22 PM
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THERE IS NO DENNIS. >>>>>(
You pull the lever, causing the lights leading into the other room to go out. The girls look for stuff on the other side, but all they find is you, the bars, and the lever. And your inventory, too. You pull the lever again and the lights come back on in the other room.
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Jun 20, 2004, 05:15 AM
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Where are the two parties now?
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Rename Faw to Dennis, as they both are menaces.
 

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