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Oct 10, 2003, 04:47 PM
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Hrm.

I looked back through the topic (OMG YES I DID!) and noticed that you mentioned the Chaos Ward is made of wood.

Now, follow me here:

If the Chaos Ward is made of wood, it will float. However, if we enchant it to become Chaos Wood, it will sink. But then if we enchant it to repel all Chaos items (I am guessing the grape in the throat) then shouldn't that therefore nullify itself?

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The Chaos Ward is not a chaos item. It is enchanted not to move (like the Bookmark) and to repel chaos items. Nothing can be glitched here, it's all basic enchantment.


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Tap 1 Mountain
Tap 1 Plains
Play "Disenchant" on Chaos Ward
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Tap 1 Mountain
Tap 1 Plains
Play "Disenchant" on Chaos Ward
Er... what?
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Tap this...
Tap this...
play this.

Simple.
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Hm. That's the reason the non-admins hate you.
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funny,

Can I smack the Chaos Ward with the LSOD?
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Theoretically, you can smack it with whatever you like. But it won't do anything.

Really, there's only one way to get by this... for now.
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hmm...

Shuri can swim, correct? Have him swim down and see if he can go past it. Since he won't have a chaos grape in his throat he would be perfectly fine.

Meanwhile...

Control: Upper party.
Town pipe: Internet Café (fancy!!!)
Go online
Search for "Hunter's Licence Replacement"
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Shuri can swim, correct? Have him swim down and see if he can go past it. Since he won't have a chaos grape in his throat he would be perfectly fine.
Her*
Placespot is deep. You can't swim straight down that far without breathing.

You send the rest of your party to the Internet Cafe (unfancy!!!). You do a search for "Hunter's Licence Replacement". All the results are American sites where you can get a terrorist hunting liscense.
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darn.

Okay...Do we have some kind of disenchantment spell? (I am guessing that the only other way past it is the rifle itself.)

Try pulling the trigger on the laser, unless L33tz4n is working on it.
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You pull the trigger. Nothing happens.

If you hold your breath I'll give you a post limit before you die.
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Oct 11, 2003, 07:51 AM
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hrm...

Control: Fawriel
Town Pipe: Trading Post
Check items for trade.


...!

SAVE GAME
Inventory Check: How many Noberries do we have?
(BEGIN LOOP)
--If Noberries > 0
----Then eat Noberry.
------If Effect = Gills
--------Then: End loop.
------If Effect ≠ Gills.
--------Then: Repeat loop.
--If Noberries = 0
----Then: Restart with full stock of Noberries.
(END LOOP)
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Hold breath.
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Quote:
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Hold breath.
Not yet, My idea can last us a bit longer.
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Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)


You have no Noberries because you already ate them all trying to get gills earlier.
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inventory check
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
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look at ward with crystal
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You see through the ward. The path continues ahead.
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Oct 11, 2003, 11:41 AM
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Have Uberbob return to the upper party

control: Faw
Pipe: Place Spot
Get Crystal from Uberbob
Pipe: internet Café
Go: Orb room
Transpose the Crystal for the Orb
Pipe: Place Spot
Give Orb to Uberbob

Control: Uberbob
Go: LPS
Go: Ward
Look at Ward through the orb.

[edit]Control: Dragon Xion
Check surroundings
Check inventory
Check Stats
Control: Uberbob[/edit]
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You look at the Chaos Ward through the Orb. You see the white outline of it and the objects and structures around it.
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Warp past the ward.

Derby: Content clearance.
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Warp is a level five Sux Magic spell, therefore you cannot cast it.

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What is Foo's Sux Magic level?
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Foo is capable of casting level one Sux Magic spells.
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Control: Dragon Xion
Look: Surroundings
Check: Inventory
Check: Status
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Dragon Xion is in hell. He is surrounded by darkness. Then satan rips his soul out and sends all traces of him into oblivion. Solved that little problem.
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Oct 11, 2003, 05:33 PM
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You could have given him a more honorable death, like throwing him off a cliff handcuffed in a barrel.

Anyways, I get the hint of ignoring the ward for now.

SAVE GAME
Go to the Merfolk slowly
Ask "What is in the box and why do you have to protect it?"
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Game saved. You and L33tz4n return to the Merpeople, keeping your distance (rememer what happened to the skateboard? Merpeople lazers can toast anything). "What is in the box and why do you have to protect it?" you call out.
"What is within the box and why we must protect it from your kind is not your concern, land dweller," the nearest one replies.
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Say "Maybe it is..."
Jingle a set of pandora's keys in the air water
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You say "Maybe it is..." and jingle Pandora's Keys. This confuses the Merpeople as much as it confuses me. One of them fires and narrowly misses your head.
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Xion, those are car keys.

Ask Merpeople if the reason they dislike living things is that they get dizzy from excessive movement.
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"No, we just don't like you," one replies. They shoot a warning shot in your general direction. Talking to them may be unwise.
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Oct 11, 2003, 06:22 PM
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Ask L337z4n if the laser is fixed.
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What colors are the skin and hair of the merpeople?
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"Not yet," she explains, "the controls are heavily encrypted. Can't you just get one of your mermaid friends to lend you a laser?"

The merpeople have flesh colored skin and a variety of hair colors. No, these aren't the demonic mermaids from Harry Potter.
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Oct 11, 2003, 06:27 PM
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Roll your eyes.

what mermaid people? there's only merfolk here.

...we saved, right?

Grab a merfolk from behind, mug him, chop his hand off with the LSOD, and use his hand to shoot the laser.
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Grab a merfolk from behind, mug him, chop his hand off with the LSOD, and use his hand to shoot the laser.
Game loaded. =D
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I was merely wondering if L33tz4n could pass for a merperson.

Say "Actually, I can't get the merpeople to be my friends. And they don't seem to be willing to give us any lasers, either. Sorry." to L33tz4n.
Completely miss any hidden meaning behind the words "mermaid friends".


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