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The Snufuss is no longer you religieon(sp?), as you helped kill the Snufuss itself. The robe gets you about two hundred feet closer before it's nothing but ashes. You look around for anything helpful. Lessee... fire... air... and that's it.

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Little known fact that will not help you in any way: Male minions are born naturally with wings. I bet this only makes you feel worse.
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Claim page.
Attempt to fly using page.
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The page instantly burns. You have enough momentum to possible "fall" the last hundred feet, but landing would be a bit of a challenge.

Surprisingly, Faw and Uberbob are not yet unconsious. But very close.
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Sell soul to devil!
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...!

Land in jungletop
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Check: party

...! Wait, didn't we save before heading to the pool?

If everybody dies, wouldn't we be able to load from the "Game Over" screen? XD
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Sell soul to Snufuss.

If no, don't listen to the voices!
Listen to me!
Clear Mind, concentrate on being Link from Zelda - the Ocarina of Time, land, fall, roll and DON'T TKE DAMAGE, YAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

If no, don't listen to me, either.
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I find it funny how grath completly screwed us all up.
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There IS no game over screen. Once you get a game over your computer will grow an arm and strangle you to death. And you can't sell your soul to the Snufuss, you killed him. And you can't sell your soul to the Devil, Xion got hit by a space ship. Fawriel and Uberbob are still moderately consious. Araches' status is unknown.

You concentrate on being Link from Zelda. You glide down (painfully, you're on fire) and begin to flip over. Really, if this pool wasn't filled with water you'd've cracked your skull open. Landing in the pool, you are no longer on fire, but still in excruciating pain.
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And you can't sell your soul to the Devil, Xion got hit by a space ship.
uhhhhhh.


Take Car Keys.
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Due to a hard case of stupidity on Unknown Rabbit's part, the enchanted chains are charging for you too. Fast, like... do something.
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duh

Control : Faw
Cast : Haste : 1337z4n

Now ill just go back to spectating.
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Hehehehe.


Draw chains away from Fawriel, Uberbob and Araches (assuming there's only one set... hoping, even).





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1. I'm pretty sure Haste is Araches' spell, Faw does healing.
2. RABID POOL, ok? RABID. STOPS SPELLCASTING. RABID.
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Araches has all the haste spells.

Unless drowning as a group is a pleasant thought, a course of action might be advisable. One set of chains? Pandora wasn't that stupid.
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2. RABID POOL, ok? RABID. STOPS SPELLCASTING. RABID.
This statement along with a severe lack of oxygen uncovers a hidden magical skill of Uberbob's which all he knows about is it's name, "glitching". If you can figure this out real quick it could potentially save your hides.

L33tz4n has been chained.
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IGNORE UNKNOWN'S STUPIDITY AND DO WHAT IT SAID ON THE DARN HARDDRIVE!

...I don't like this harddrive.
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The Orb is nowhere nearby...

Wallclimb through the chains.
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Wallclimbing will not work here, and your glitching skill is completly unrelated to this harddrive. However, as a group skill it will take both L33tz4n and Uberbob concentrating on it to work. Just think, what is an adjective that describes the pool? What about one describing the chains?
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Hmm, I see. Well, like i said, spectating.
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Answering your ORIGINAL question, Inf, Glitching is a group skill, operated by L33tz and Uber. It's existence also enables a limited telepathic link between them.
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The image/words your post brings to mind are not at all G rated, Radium.
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You're acting like Xion. It's a thought thing, an abstract form of magic. What is an adjective that describes the pool? What about one describing the chains?

Fawriel has lost consiousness.
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Let's review: Uberbob, Araches, and Fawriel have gotten trapped in a rabid pool that prevents all magic. Enchanted chains installed in the pool have trapped them, and L33tz4n came to save them and got chained too. Fawriel and Araches are unconsious. Uberbob and l33tz4n have dicovered a skill called "glitching", but are unsure how it operates.

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I'm guessing that glitching = Phasing...

If L33tz4n and Uberbob can phase out and through the chains, they can then grasp their unconcious allies and phase them out too to save them.
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I'm guessing that glitching = Phasing...
You are so dead wrong I reccomend you read my last two posts over and over again until they're infused eternally in your brain and you will know the answer.
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Also, instead of "Magic" that you speak of, Xion and Gradient (Xion's a robot so getting hit by a spaceship shouldn't be so bad for him...just needs to be rebuilt and/or transfered into a new shell.) know of another form of magic, one that enchants their weapons.

Let me explain.

A weapon in Xion's posession, Delsaber's Buster, has a special attack known as "Tempest" which creates a Zonde (Electric Based) attack without the use of magic.

Gradient, however, is a FOrce type, so he relies on Techniques, or in this case, "Magic" cast from the mind.

Perhaps an idea for you, Radium? (If not, PM me and I'll give you the specifics of my idea. XD)
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I read them, reread them, and rerererererererererererererererererererererererere rererererererererererererererererererererereread them.

All I know is that Uberbob and L33tz4n know a non-technique based skill that can be used like the chai...

...Is this some funky (stuff) like in the matrix?

...screw them.

Control: Gradient
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Perhaps an idea for you, Radium? (If not, PM me and I'll give you the specifics of my idea. XD)
Who said spells like haste could only target people? Those would be great on a dart or sword.

Gradient is dead. I don't care what you think, he's dead now. If I make you control him I'll just kill him.

"Matrix Like"... close, but no cigar.
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Who said spells like haste could only target people? Those would be great on a dart or sword.
*cough* Attack based magic, radifoo. ATTACK based.


I've already got stuff that can increase speed and prevent statuses (actually one, and that's required for a certain weapon of Xion's.)
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I've already got stuff that can increase speed and prevent statuses (actually one, and that's required for a certain weapon of Xion's.)
You tell me about this as if I care or something.
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hm.

Glitching = ?

And the best way for Gradient to die is from a dead-on blast from Da Ra Lie that knocks him off the platform into the underground tunnel's water so Da Ra Lie and De Rol Le can have their way with him.

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And the best way for Gradient to die is from a dead-on blast from Da Ra Lie that knocks him off the underground tunnel's water so Da Ra Lie and De Rol Le can have their way with him.
You still act as though I care or understand anything you are saying.

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And I act pretty good, donja think?

I just noticed something...

If it's a RABID pool with ENCHANTED chains... shouldn't that split them apart?

My guess is that Glitching is like Temporary Insanity in M:tG.
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XION WINS!Sort of, if a mistake goes unnoticed, need it be corrected?

Now uncovered that their existence is impossible, the chains return to a normal loose lifeless state. Fawriel and Araches are still out cold.

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Took you people long enough!!!
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I like Infinite's attitude so much I'm automatically reviving Faw so you don't have to rock-paper-scizors over who gives him mouth-to-mouth.
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Seriously, how hard could it have been to figure out that magic resistant magic spells don't work? Anyway, drag the party out of the pool, and then have Uber bob give mouth to mouth to arches.
(cute) if that dosn't work then here comes a new quest.
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Oh, come on. You've said it stops _spell casting_ before.
Even if we assume it stops magic in general, what you're saying is it can only stop magic if the source of the magic is aware of rabidity's actions, in which case any time someone tried to cast a spell in the rabid pool because they didn't read enough of the topic, their very not knowing they couldn't would mean they could. But they couldn't. Why?
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drag the party out of the pool
I was afraid someone'd miss that step. You drag your party out of the pool and give mouth-to-mouth CPR to Araches. After a while, she comes back and slaps you for kissing her. But you feel as though it's in a good way.
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Control: Random passer-by
Give: Present: Uberbob
Die
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Unknown, you completly lost me. Upon seeing how badly you people were stumped there, I'm going active again.
 

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