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Does Faw have any money?
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No.

But he has a page.
Pageclaim.
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Use Faw as bait.
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No, but you kick Faw in the groin and take his page. You have obtained page three! you invintory now contains:
-Faw
-Sporkstrudel
-Box
-Note
-Page3
-Brick wall
-Log

Faw can not be used as bait because Europians taste like brusselsprouts.
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Pick up golden toothbrush. Attach Note to Page3 with Sporkstrudel.
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I will pick pocket Faw and use him as bait like that guy over there told me to do.

It would be teh sux to have your life controlled by n00bs who aren't really serious about your life.
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Sry, Inf, Unknown beat you.

Uh... yeah, you have the toothbrush too. Hey, it's not like I'm writing this down or anything. You combine the Sporkstrudel, Irrelevent Note, and Page3 to make the ThirdNoteStrudel.

Invintory:
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Toothbrush
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-Log
-Faw
-Brick Wall
-Probably some other stuff I forgot.
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Ask Faw if he can heal Araches.

Turn Box and Brick Wall into Shelter.
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Use the SporkStrudel to carve the Smooth Log into a log boat
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Now i will pick pocket faw, and what about the trout we caught?

EDIT : NOT AGAIN! MY THREAD IS BEING INVADED. SHOO SHOO!
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In reply to all:

You make a shelter out of the box and brick wall. Faw can not heal Araches because he is bent over in pain because you just unwillingly kicked him in the groin. And you try make a boat, but mess up and accidently carve it out longways, making it a tube.

And Faw has no pockets. And... er... the trout ran away.
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Feed Faw Trout, add Tube to Shelter.
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I"ll straighten out the hook to make a dagger, and equip it.
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There is no darned trout. You manage to make the dagger, and you add the tube to the shelter. You have constructed Citadel!
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Now I make the 1337 strat dagger.
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Gently massage Faw with golden toothbrush until he feels better.
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Quote:
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You catch a trout instead.
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Thanks, Unknown. ^^;
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I'll read the page 3.
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You don't know what a "Strat Dagger" is. You massage Faw () with the toothbrush until he feels better. THE DARNED TROUT RAN AWAY!!! )<

You read page 3. It says This.
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Ask Faw to heal Araches.
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Araches has been revived!
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Does arches have any money?
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No. Stop thinking about money. The world does not revolve around money. The universe does.
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Thank Faw profusely and allow him to use Citadel.
Ask Araches what a Strat Dagger is.
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Faw mistakes your Citadel for an outhouse. Araches has no idea what a StratDagger is. Neither do I.
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Ask arches where the spot place is.
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Hey, the NPCs can only know as much as the gamemaker )<
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Give Faw Golden Toothbrush and Thirdnotestrudel.
Tell Faw to hunt.
Ask Araches about herself.
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Yay! I get to do something useful which Rad will turn into something stupid!
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Faw goes hunting (notably for that runaway trout).
You ask Araches about herself. Araches is a 25 year old homosexual sorceress that skipped grades 1, 3, 3(again) and 7 and has six years of college education in the dark arts.
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Kinda odd, faw hunting with random objects when we have a nifty dagger right here.

Ask arches about what dark arts she knows of.
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What kind of fool would give Faw a knife?
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Check Inventory.
Check Gender.
Study dark arts.
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Your invintory contains:
-Araches
-Dagger

Your gender is:
-Male

You can not study the dark arts without an eraser, illegal MP3 CD, and bag of popsicles.
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*Takes the eraser off of the puncil he is using to write the commands down*

Got one, but now I can't edit my posts. >(
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Let Araches be real person, instead of an item.
Hope Faw can hunt up Eraser, Illegal MP3 CD and Bag of Popsicles.
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If we could just bring any item from real life into a game, I'd take a cruise ship (no eraser, sry). You decide to catagorize your invintory better. Your invintory/party contains:

-Dagger (Invintory)
-Eraser (Invintory)
-Araches (Party)
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Ask Araches if she has Illegal MP3 CD and/or Bag of Popsicles.
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