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Aug 30, 2003, 05:42 PM
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You walk towards the randomly selected house. Another Minion comes out of it, and just stares at you. She/he/it is just standing there. Standing. Staring. And it's freekie)<

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-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Dagger
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box

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-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Castle

The unknown gremlins have upgraded the Snufuss Lair garrison into a castle! Name?
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Aug 30, 2003, 05:49 PM
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I'll say pardon me to the minion and shove him to the floor and enter his house. I'll name the Castle Fort Strato.

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Aug 30, 2003, 05:53 PM
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The house is empty, except for some evil tape-removing machine too heavy to pick up.
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Aug 31, 2003, 12:31 AM
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I ask the minion guy if he has a bag of popsicles and sit on the tape-removing machine.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:30 AM
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Give Faw dagger.
Send Faw to hunt through the other houses.
Add Minion to party.
Use Golden Toothbrush on tape-removing machine.
Offer Araches Noberries.
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Stop giving arches my stuff!!! >(

Anyway, I'll go back outside and inspect the area more closely, mostly for a way out.
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:35 AM
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Sry, Inf. Faw and No beat you.

You ask the Minion if he has a bag of popsicles. He doesn't say anything. You hand Faw the dagger and send him to hunt other houses. The Minion will not join your party. The toothbrush on the tape-remover does nothing. Araches does not want your bag of noberries, you both just ate an eagle ten minutes ago. Stop giving me so many pointless commands! >.<

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-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box (TAPED SHUT, TAPED SHUT, DARNIT, REMEMBER?)

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-Uberbob
-Araches

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-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:41 AM
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!!! We ate and we didn't even brush our teeth yet!! Evil! Arches, Faw, and I will brush our theeth, go back to what we were doing, and then I will walk outside. I'll go into another house.
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Every time you want to brush your teeth, I have to remind you that you have no toothpaste )< . Blissfully ignoring the tape removal machine and it's connection to the taped closed Pandora's Box, you walk outside. There's five houses, which would you like to enter?
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:46 AM
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Well, first I bet that opening pandora's box will make this a happnin place so I'll go back and open the box. I'll go back outside disregarding whatever happens, and enter house number 3.
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:50 AM
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Much to your (dis)pleasure, all you find inside Pandora's Box is Pandora's Can, and none of your party has a can opener. After poking at the can with your dagger for about twenty minutes, you go outside and meet up with Faw again (who didn't find anything) and enter the third house (is that third from the left or right? And does it matter with five houses?). When you open the door, another Minion comes out, thinner and more feminine looking than the previous one. She says "Gr33t2 /\/\0r74l!!!11".

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-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box (empty)
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel

Structures:
-Domain
-Strato

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Aug 31, 2003, 06:55 AM
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Ok, who has a 1337-English dictionary? Oh well, sense it is my native tounge, I should be able to compensate. I'll say 10 f00!
\/\/h47 up?
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:57 AM
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The Minion responds "j00 5p34k 1337 1i|<3 50/\/\3 /\/008, f00.
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:59 AM
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Fawriel and Araches are quite confused by now. "\/\/|-|y 4r3 j00 h3r3?//" the Minion asks.
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Aug 31, 2003, 07:03 AM
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1 /\/33|) 4 (4/\/ 0p3/\/3r
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"1 |)0/\/7 |-|4v3 4 c4/\/ 0p3/\/3r,, 8u7 1f j00 n33|) /\/\3 70 |-|4><0r 73]-[ c4/\/, 1 c/-\ /\/. 7h353 /\/\1/\/10/\/5 5u>< c|_|z 7h3y d0/\/`7 /\/33|} H4><0rz." she replies.
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/\/0 |-|4><0r1/\/g p1z 7|-|4/\/><. 1 ju57 /\/33|) 70 |< /\/0\/\/ |-|0\/\/ 70 g0 f|_|r7|-|3r 1/\/70 7|-|15 73/\/\p13.
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"7|-|15 15 73|-| 3n|) 0f 73|-| 73/\/\p13. 7|-|3y /\/\4k3 54(r4f1c35 70 73|-| Snufuss |-|3re. 4R3 j00 p4r7 0f 70d4y15 54(r4f1c3??/ 1 4/\/\.. 17 5|_|><0rz../." she responds in fluent l33t.
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Aug 31, 2003, 07:23 AM
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/\/0, /\/07 /\/\y 54(r1f1(3 |)4y y37. \/\/|-|y |)0/\/7 j00 j|_|57 r|_|/\/ 4\/\/4y \/\/17|-| |_|5??
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Aug 31, 2003, 07:31 AM
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L337z4n has joined your party! Of course, no sooner than that a group of Minions decide to sacrifice all four of you. They tie you to a wall and put you in the Snufuss cage. What now?

Invintory:
-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Domain
-Strato
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Aug 31, 2003, 07:33 AM
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I'll offer the eagle skeleton as a better sacrifice
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Aug 31, 2003, 07:38 AM
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I don't think they'll go for it. The Snufuss is now charging at you, and you're still tied to a wall.

Invintory:
-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato

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Aug 31, 2003, 08:10 AM
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Easy. Give Fawriel the dagger, have him cut you off, use the Golden toothbrush to blind the snuffus for a moment and RUN AWAY!
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Aug 31, 2003, 08:13 AM
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You have Fawriel cut you lose. You try to blind the Snufuss, but somehow fail. And you also notice that you're surrounded on all sides by walls. Sucks, doesn't it?
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Aug 31, 2003, 11:16 AM
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You take the DAGGER from Faw, and wildly poke at the Snufuss with it.
You order L337z4n to attack the Snufuss.
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Aug 31, 2003, 12:22 PM
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Do you really think a straightened out fish hook could kill the snufuss?
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The straightened out fish hook kills the Snufuss, splattering greenish-blue blood all over you. Gasps of horror pass through the crowd of Minions. They all throw off their purple cloaks, releaving serpent-like legless bodies from their waist down (Mermaids Gone BAd =0 ). Most of them are holding rusty iron baseball bats which they probably plan to beat you to a bloody pulp with. They outnumber you about 700 to four, so how do you wish to react?
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:25 PM
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You react... VIOLENTLY!
You go insane, and start violently hacking apart Minions.
You have Arches cast all her most powerful defensive magic, and Faw hunt down any surviving.
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You insanely hack apart everything you can find, which is quite difficult considering you only have one weapon between the four of you. You poke things with the dagger, Faw pokes things with his finger, Araches casts random defensive stuff, L337z4n casts random offensive stuff. But there's still 698 Minions left ):. Maybe berserking isn't the best course of action here.
Invintory:
-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Box
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:36 PM
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You use the Eagle Skeleton to make sickles for each of you, so everyone has two sickles, except Uberbob who has the dagger.
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:40 PM
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You create weapons. It doesn't help much, since you're still outnumbered. Dangit, where is your creativity, Grath? Bush could've come up with a better war strategy.
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:42 PM
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After they gain their weapons, use the feathers to make wings for yourself to fly away, swooping down only to rescue the rest of your party members after finding a sutible place to drop them off.
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Now Xion's got the idea. Except for the fact that it's utterly imposible to construct four pairs of wings strong enough to life a humanoid creature out of the feathers of one eagle. But at least Xion isn't TRYING.
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Aug 31, 2003, 04:34 PM
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I yell 100|< 3\/11 /\/\1|<35 0\/3r 7|-|3r3! |-|3 |-|45 (00|<135!
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Evidently, l337 is not the standard Minion language, because they're beating you with rusty iron bats now.
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Invintory:
-Feathers
-Sickles
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries
-Dollar
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato

Pandora's Box has been destroyed.
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Aug 31, 2003, 04:48 PM
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I'll take some of the snufuss skin, throw it over me like a coat, start going RAR RARL and say LEAVE TEH DISCIPLES ALONE. GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSES.
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Sadly, the Minions are not stupid, nor are they impressed by your act. They continue beating you with rusty iron bats. Noberries are now Nojuice. Sickles have been destroyed.
 

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