Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   JazzJackrabbit Community Forums » Archived forums (closed for posting) » War Tavern

Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 8, 2004, 05:11 PM
Radium is offline
@Risp: The concrete. And the cage has a bottom too, and is too heavy to lift.

L33tz4m rests. Araches fires a magic dart at wafflelord who, even though not facing it, strikes it out of the air with his hand. Uberbob brings the rock to the cage and begins scraping at the bars with the rock. Furious tears a long metal pipe from the ground.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 8, 2004, 05:17 PM
Sciz CT is offline
Uberbob: Enchant Weapon: Pearldiver's Knife. Then go back to scraping the cage.
Pearldiver's Knife: Attack Wafflelord. Aim for robotic eye.
Araches: Grab nearest rock, if any, and help Uberbob scrape the cage.
L33tz4n: Continue to rest. (Hopefully building up MP in the process. Hopefully.)
Furious: Attack Wafflelord with Metal Bar.
Self: Page: Claim

Can we Magic Map out of here, if need be?

Incidentally:

Quote:
Bionicbandits have destroyed bracelet D=. Nobody feels pretty anymore. Except Faw, but he is elsewhere.
acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Jan 8, 2004, 05:26 PM
acid is offline
L33tz3n study summoning
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Risp_old Risp_old's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2003

Posts: 3,992

Risp_old is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 04:01 AM
Risp_old is offline
Wait, can we control Faw?
__________________
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy.">
I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 9, 2004, 04:07 AM
Radium is offline
The Magic Map will not allow interdimentional travel- Yet!- don't forget to upgrade to version 7.8, coming this summer!

Uberbob enchants the Pearldiver's knife and begins scraping away at the bars. Araches helps using the rock. L33tz4n rests. Uberbob could throw the knife at Wafflelord but then it'd take longer to get out of the cage. Continue?

The bracelet evidently respawned =O.
Risp_old Risp_old's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2003

Posts: 3,992

Risp_old is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 04:22 AM
Risp_old is offline
Continue to attack wafflelord. He could just make a new cage, but he can't make a new life for himself.
__________________
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy.">
I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 9, 2004, 04:27 AM
Radium is offline
Uberbob throws the enchanted pearldiver's knife. Wafflelord catches it. Furious swings the pipe. Wafflelord catches it in his other hand. Wafflwlord rips the pipe from Furious's grasp and throws both it and the knife off to the side. He then punches the defenseless monkeyboy in the face and kicks him into another wall.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 9, 2004, 12:33 PM
Sciz CT is offline
Is Einstein still around? If so, ask him what Wafflelord's weak point is.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 9, 2004, 12:37 PM
Radium is offline
Albert looks at Wafflelord. "Eet vwoud zeem, geeven the caurrrent seatuateshean, zaht he hos no vweek puint."
acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Jan 9, 2004, 03:33 PM
acid is offline
Ask Einstein to discover the atom bomb, then nuke Wafflelord!
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 9, 2004, 04:10 PM
Radium is offline
Einstein has no laboratory in his posession right now D=.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 04:30 PM
Xion is offline
Look around.

Radium mentioned me, so perhaps there is something subliminal?

...! THE LASER! Where did the laser go to? Didn't we use that to fry my chip once? Isn't that in our inventory somewhere?
__________________
Risp_old Risp_old's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2003

Posts: 3,992

Risp_old is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 05:03 PM
Risp_old is offline
If we still have the laser, make Einstein make it work for us.
__________________
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy.">
I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 9, 2004, 05:13 PM
Radium is offline
You don't have it. I seem to remember something happening to it. And it's not in the inventory.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 05:21 PM
Xion is offline
Check the ground underneath you within the cage.

Can we dig underneath the cage, perhaps to escape?




Analyze the bars, look for anything suspicious.
Look Around outside the cage, look for anything suspicious/shiny
__________________
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 9, 2004, 05:26 PM
Xion is offline
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
L33tz4n's lazer? Uhhh... um.... Wafflelord took it in the hotel lobby.
Eurgh...yeah.




Wait a minute! If Wafflelord took it, shouldn't he have it stored somewhere? Perhaps in the Mindgate? :/ It's a stretch, but maybe?
__________________
acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Jan 9, 2004, 08:01 PM
acid is offline
Tell Furious to destroy the cage thing!
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 07:26 AM
Radium is offline
Wafflelord leaps in between of Furious and the cage again.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 07:45 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Have Furious charge at Wafflelord. Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action! Have everyone else keep scraping as well. Can L33tz4n cast any spells now?
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 07:55 AM
Radium is offline
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scizor CT
Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action!
Toothbrush commercial!! Araches casts Haste on Uberbob. Uberbob has super-fast scraping action! L33tz4n now has enough power to cast "summon butterfly" once.

Furious charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord apears to consider dodging, but remembers that that would give Furious access to the cage. Instead, he also charges forward, lifts Furious up, and throws him, full force, through a building window, sending glass shards flying in all directions.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 08:01 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Have Furious start lobbing rocks/assorted heary objects in the general direction of the cage/WaffleLord. Ask Einstein if we have any chance of winning. Have everyone else continue what they're doing. Look around for the Pearldiver's Knife.

How long before L33tz4n can cast "Summon Rusty Iron Bat"?
How long before we scrape our way out of the cage?
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:12 AM
Radium is offline
Furious begins lifting random random pieces of concrete and stone and hurling them in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord kicks a fallen road sign into the air, catches it, and charges towards Furious, using the sign to smash the flying objects out of the air.
You ask Albert about your chances of winning. "Eet vwoud zeem as thou yew aur otterly ond coompleatly screwed," he begins, "vut vwen in daubt, eet is best to paul seam mad koong-foo moevs."

The pearldiver's knife is out of reach, and it'll be a while before L33tz4n can summon a bat (you can't summon in solid objects anyway).
Blackraptor Blackraptor's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Sep 2002

Posts: 3,702

Blackraptor is an asset to this forumBlackraptor is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:23 AM
Blackraptor is offline
Do what einstein says.
__________________
Fear cuts deeper than swords
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:39 AM
Radium is offline
No taking cheap shortcuts.
Blackraptor Blackraptor's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Sep 2002

Posts: 3,702

Blackraptor is an asset to this forumBlackraptor is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:41 AM
Blackraptor is offline
D<

Make the characters run around in random places so they can be hard to hit.
__________________
Fear cuts deeper than swords
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 08:43 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:49 AM
Radium is offline
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scizor CT
Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?
Furious doesn't know much of anything. Uberbob, Albert, L33tz4n, and Araches can always help, though.

L33tz4n, Einstein, Araches, and you run in circles in the cage to be harder to hit. Furious runs in circles outside.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 08:52 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Have everyone inside the cage charge the bar they were scraping all at once. Have Furious keep running around.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 08:57 AM
Radium is offline
You all charge the heavily scraped bar. It shatters, creating an eight inch gap between the two adjacent ones.

Furious continues running in circles. Wafflelord pauses and assesses the situation, his robotic eye turning and focusing. The then tosses the road sign onto the ground in Furious's circular path and watches as he trips over it, flying into another wall and knocking down a fair sized building.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 09:06 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Can anyone slip through the gap? If not, start scraping the one of the bars next to the shattered one.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 09:09 AM
Radium is offline
Uberbob is weak and inferior enough to squeeze through.
Sciz CT

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 198

Sciz CT has disabled reputation

Jan 10, 2004, 09:14 AM
Sciz CT is offline
Have Uberbob find the Pearldiver's Knife, which should still be enchanted. Have everyone in the cage continue their scraping. Have Furious pick up the road sign.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 10, 2004, 09:41 AM
Radium is offline
Uberbob searches around and locates the Pearldiver's knife. Furious picks up the road sign. Everyone else continues scraping.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 10, 2004, 10:03 AM
Xion is offline
Can we control Foo/Fawriel?


For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.

I have an idea.

Analyze Skies
--Look for power lines
----If Power lines = Found
------Have Furious use them as an electrical weapon on wafflelord.
------Since Wafflelord is >30% Robotics, shouldn't electricity be his weak point?
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 11, 2004, 09:11 AM
Radium is offline
I'll answer some of Xion's questions. He still can't play, though.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xion
Can we control Foo/Fawriel?
No. You don't know where Faw is and you pawned Foo off to Scholar Sam.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xion
For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.
No. You're gone forever, and Wafflelord's just your everyday semirobotic ninja king of thieves.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 11, 2004, 12:25 PM
Xion is offline
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
Wafflelord then remembers that Xion is influencing you guys and turns the building into a cage.
Okay then, Why did this happen? If I'm gone forever, how would Wafflelord remember that I am influencing them?
__________________
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Jan 13, 2004, 04:35 PM
Xion is offline
Control: Xion
Cast: Life: Thread

Thread has been revived!
__________________
Lem_Gambino Lem_Gambino's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Jun 2002

Posts: 1,527

Lem_Gambino is doing well so far

Jan 13, 2004, 09:05 PM
Lem_Gambino is offline
Furious: Uses the roadsign as a makeshift javalin(sp?), and throws it at Wafflelord's robotic eye.

That should get things moving.
__________________
This space for rent.

Last edited by Lem_Gambino; Jan 13, 2004 at 09:38 PM. Reason: It's not consistant with eariler posts.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Jan 14, 2004, 11:13 AM
Radium is offline
Furious harpoons the roadsign at Wafflelord's eye. Wafflelord ducks under the flying sign and charges in Furious's direction once again.
Lem_Gambino Lem_Gambino's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Jun 2002

Posts: 1,527

Lem_Gambino is doing well so far

Jan 14, 2004, 11:56 AM
Lem_Gambino is offline
Carp. Umm...

Furious: Try to jump on his head and tickle his neck.
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Einstein.
Einstein: Pry bars open with increased strength.
(inventory check)
__________________
This space for rent.
 

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:12 PM.