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"No, probably not," he replies, "Most of them are retired or work in mimimum-wage positions like grocery store managers or teachers."
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"What about Pandora?"
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"Oh, she runs some Japanese grocery store chain," he replies.
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Whisper "What if our evil doll took over temporarily, and we gave Pandora Araches' body?".
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"The Japanese economy would be monopolized, slowly crumbling. As this happened the grocery chain would eventually grow into a world empire like Microsoft and slowly take over countries in secret, until the day someone catches on, launches attacks, and sends the world into a nuclear winter. In a best case scenario."
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"Well, that sounds as if it would take a while. It would only be for a few days. Probably."
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"You don't know the Japanese," the man says.
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"What do I look like, an anything-expert?" the man says.
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Ask: "Who are you, anyway?"
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Hope the story guy is not your father.
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"Me?" the guy says, "my name's Carl. I sell overpriced novelty items."
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Ask: "Are you my father?"
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"Yeah," he replies, "Fooruman, Trafton, Conquista, Pandora, Sam, and Sear. I have a pic of the old gang around here somewhere..." he digs under the table and takes out an old photograph. Scholar Sam looks about twenty and is holding an electric guitar. Sear the Seer and the Ultimate Evil, Grandma Conquista, both look about 40, and Pandora looks a little bit younger than when you just saw her earlier. Trafton is still thirteen, and Fooruman still looks as old as dirt. You estimate the picture is about twenty years old.
"Something you should know," the man continues, "Unfooruman never directly kills his enemies. Take Pandora for example, she was cursed."
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Ask: Ask the store guy if there has been any recent rumor or plan about a rebellion agaisnt unfooruman.
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"No and no." he says.
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Ask: "You said one person died. Who was that, and how did he/she die?"
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"Pandora, she was cursed and drown.
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Say: Does anybody know where Unfooruman is now?
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His fortress, duh. XP
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Wot he said.
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say: Does anyone know where his fortress is?
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"Yeah," the guys says, "it's on the far northeast part of the island."
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"So that would be found by going north and east, right? More than once, say."
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Exit.
Go: North twice.
Enter: Library.
Say: Fooruman: "Hey, your old friends are at the spooky-looking ghost town. Sear, Trafton, Pandora, Sam, and Conquista are all there hanging out doing whatever it is that people do when they're not doing what they're doing. BTW, is Unfooruman your evil twin brother, or is he just some punk who really hates you?"
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"In theory, yes. But then you have to take dead ends and other fun things into account and eventually the answer comes down to 'no'."
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You leave the store and return to Fooruman's Library. "Hey, your old friends are at the spooky-looking ghost town. Sear, Trafton, Pandora, Sam, and Conquista are all there hanging out doing whatever it is that people do when they're not doing what they're doing," you tell him, "by the way, is Unfooruman your evil twin brother, or is he just some punk who really hates you?"
"Unfooruman is an evil demon," he replies, "and nothing more. He looks a lot like a floating cow head."
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Ask: Do you know anything else about Unfooruman, besides the fact that he's evil?
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"I've told you all I know," he says.
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Fooruman is dead?
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Oops, my mistake. 'Thought you'd never stop bugging that poor novelty-item guy.
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Read over Fooruman's shoulder.
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Exit Library.
List exits.
Check items, spells, etc.
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You read over Fooruman's shoulder. The book says how to use your inner Sux to cast the spell "Move Table".
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Talk: Fooruman: "Have you learned any new spells yet?"
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"Not yet," he says, "but I'm about to."
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say: "Are there any spells that allow one to undo game saves? Specifically random ones?"
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Say: "That "Move table" spell looks really useful. No, really! It is! There's lots of tables out there in the world that can be moved."
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say: "Are there any spells that allow one to undo game saves? Specifically random ones?"
The problem with this is that such a spell would actually be useful, which is contrary to the nature of Sux Magic.
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Actually, it would not be. If it undoed the save, you would have no save, which is worse than a save in an inconvienent place.
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