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"Raise L337z4n and Araches, and I'll give you a kiss," you say, against your own will. You sit down and stare sadly at the dead Fooruman, L33tz4n, and Araches.
Fawriel sits there for a minute, then says "okay." In a crappy lighting effect, L33tz4n and Araches are raised from the dead! Araches gets up and rejoins the party fairly quickly, being used to getting raised. It takes L33tz4n a moment to figure out what's going on, but she seems to get the idea fairly quickly.
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GROUP HUG
Kiss Faw
Say: "We found somebody who can help us raise Uberbob and Fooruman. I decided to take this as an oppourtunity to enact my revenge on him for leaving me dead so long."

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Don't kiss Faw.
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You rush across the room, grab Faw, kiss him, and watch him fall unconsious. Everyone else is sort of just staring at you. You stare back at them for a while, then say "We found somebody who can help us raise Uberbob and Fooruman. I decided to take this as an oppourtunity to enact my revenge on him for leaving me dead so long."
"Who did you find?" L33tz4n asks.
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May 1, 2004, 06:55 PM
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"Oh, a Fox by the name of...umm...it'll come to me."
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"This guy called Fox. He trades spells for items and items for spells."
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"...Felipe Oliver Xei. He prefers to be called Fox, though. He has Phoenix Downs, in which we can get rid of our dumb and useless spells, like 'summon Butterfly' and get newer, better, and greater spells, or even phoenix downs!"
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"Oh, a Fox by the name of...umm... Fox. He trades spells for items and items for spells." You think you see Araches stop listening to you at the word "he".
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May 1, 2004, 07:03 PM
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"I'll lead the way."
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: East, South, East, South, East, North.
Say: "Gre'tin, Fox!"
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"I'll lead the way," you say heroicly. You pull the lever and march down the corridors until you collide with a solid wall.
"Uberbob would be proud," Araches says sarcastically. L33tz4n nods with agreement.
You are in the room with the vent. Only exit is north.
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Somehow I saw that coming. Xion, use a map, ok?
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May 1, 2004, 07:10 PM
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"oops...It seems my time with faw has jumbled my brain."

Go: North, north.
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May 1, 2004, 07:16 PM
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Quote:
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Somehow I saw that coming. Xion, use a map, ok?
He drew a perfect map in OC a few hours ago.

"oops...It seems my time with Faw has jumbled my brain." You stare at the wall malevolently and walk north through two hallways. Fox is still waiting in this room. "G'evnin' m'gal," he says, bowing again, "Ye bringed 'erselvs friends, Isee."
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Wonder if Araches is really a friend.
Just say "Aye.".
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You simply say "Aye", silently wondering if Araches is really a friend.
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Someone take over who knows the dialect, please.
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May 2, 2004, 09:16 AM
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say: "Hey, Fox...Can we se your inventory? These two have may spells you might really like =D"
==Attempt to do the blasted smiley.
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"Hey, Fox...Can we se your inventory?" you request, "these two have may spells you might really like =±." You attempt to say the smiley, but fail miserably.
"Certainly, m'gal!" he responds, not quesioning what a "may spell" is.

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Bringing you only the best spells at an insane exchange rate since sometime last Tuesday!


Trade items for spells (requires proper magic skill to learn):
-Curse (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Bless (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Haste (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Heal (Healing, Lv1)
-Magic Ray (Non-Elemental, Lv2)
-Enchant Doll (Doll, Lv2)
-Beast Call (Doll, Lv3)
-Firestorm (Non-Elemental, Lv3)
-Enchanted Rain (Healing, Lv3)
-Flight (Enchantment, Lv3)
-Banish (Summonging, Lv3)
-Mass Curse (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Soulshackle (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Legacy (Enchantment, Lv5)
-The Chaos Effect (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Terror (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Megawarp (Sux, Lv5)
-Implosion (Non-Elemental, Lv5)
-Clone (Summoning, Lv5)

Trade spells for items (spell will be lost):
-Sponge
-Butter Knife
-Tape
-Phoenix Down - Processed into fine power for maximum cheapness!
-Phoenix Tears - Now with less fat!
-Phoenix Feces - Freeze dried for storage!
-Oven Roasted Phoenix - The only part left!
-Fizbin of Misfortune
-Magic Pants
-Power Pants
-Wood Block
-White Mage (ground up and put in a bottle for storage =P)
-Lucky Spoon
-Enchanted Fork
-Perfectly Normal Knife
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May 2, 2004, 09:53 AM
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check spell list
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May 2, 2004, 09:57 AM
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Find it yourself. D<
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Trade: Summon Butterfly for Phoenix Down
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May 2, 2004, 04:44 PM
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Fox looks questioningly at you. "Ar' ye' kiddin me?"
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May 2, 2004, 04:49 PM
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Say: "Well, her's ah list ov ohr shpells."
Give Fox: List of Spells
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You do not have a list of spells.
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Scratch my last command, to go back to the vent.


Say: "Fox, What would you give for these spells? Summon Soap, Summon Einstein, and Shadow Ring?"
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"You name it, and I'll let you know if I like it," he says.
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Summon Einstein for a Phoenix Down.

==If No
====Then Summon Soap for a Phoenix Down.
======If No
========Then Shadow Ring for a Phoenix Down.
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Traded Summon E. (I forgot how to spell it) for Phoenix Down!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-Tape
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Toothpick
-Mouse Bones
-Phoenix Down
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May 2, 2004, 05:22 PM
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Go: S,W,N,W
Pull Lever
Go: N
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NO! Einstein is gone! ;-;
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May 2, 2004, 05:26 PM
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You pull the lever and return to the first room.
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May 2, 2004, 05:37 PM
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Use: Phoenix Down: Fooruman
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: East, South, East, North
Say: "We brought yet another friend...master of Sux magic. He may have many things you might be interested in. =D"
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y'know, we could wait til Faw has full MP again so he could revive the remaining party instead of trading stuff for Pheonix downs.
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I agree. He's already asleep. Surely Fox has other, more useful stuff.
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This is much more faster. We now have Fooruman raised, and all that's left is to wait around to raise Uberbob.

I'm sure Shuri and Araches would greatly appreciate this.
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To make a long, descriptive story short: you raise Fooruman and come back to Fox. "We brought yet another friend...master of Sux magic. He may have many things you might be interested in, =£" you say, messing up the smiley again.
"'M sorry," Fox says, "I dunt trade for Sux spells. Ah don't have ne'thing tha low en' value."
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May 2, 2004, 05:56 PM
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Sigh
"Okiedoke."

Analyze: Fooruman's spell structure
==Can he use Megawarp?
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"Well, what will you give us for Fooruman (the wizard guy), then?"
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UR! Fooruman may be our only way OUT!
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