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pah.

I'm stumped, and have to leave now.

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erm, hate to double post but it's easier than editing.

Yes, I would like to trade the bookmark for the camera.

After the trade, view the contents of the camera for any important clues.

If there are none, trade back the bookmark for the camera.
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Nevermind, simple mistakes. *fixes*
Except that you Did have the Chaos Oil... traded the Can for it.

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THE CLOVER FOOS, CLOVER
I un-HTML this for anyone who wants to see it.
Pagesteal.
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Originally Posted by Xion
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Prego is better on any pasta.

You trade for the camera, look for secrets, find none. Bah. Untrade.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Pandora's Can
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Quarter
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
(I think I'll start keeping this written down)
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Is anything at all happening to Faw's hair?
Look through Crystal at Faw's hair.
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Faw's hair is fine. Just a little sticky. You look at it through the crystal and see into his head. Omb, is that a brain?
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Trade Faw's brain Noberry for Clover.
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Sep 12, 2003, 06:38 PM
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Noberry for Clover.
Are you kidding? That clover is made only from the finest cloverstuff!
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Two, then?
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Noberries are worthless in the fact that nobody in the right mind would eat one.
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A treepiece? Wood is fairly rare.
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Sep 12, 2003, 06:53 PM
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All the treepieces count as one item, but what use is wood? Your Nocake is both flammable and edible, just like Mexican food.
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Basketball?
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*Sigh*, you trade the Basketball for the Clover. You instantly feel the luck of the Irish frowning upon your mostly Iitalian and German carcass.
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Hurray, somebody figured it out without my help again. Now go save and try the thing ball gum.
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You warp to the Cyber Cafe (closest way to a save point), go to the save point a few tunnels away, then return to Upper Placespot. You enter Travel Unsafe Inc. and put the quarter in the gumball machine. Luck smiles apon you and you get a pink gumball! +$5.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Five Dollar Bill
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
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Ask Otter for change in quarters.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:18 PM
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You obtain twenty quarters.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:22 PM
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Ask about what maps he may have for 5 dollars?
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:24 PM
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He has a nice map of the Bahamas. And one of Alaska.
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Begin: Loop
--Put: Quarter in Gumball Machine
----if: Gumball = Pink
------repeat loop
----if: Gumball != Pink
------end loop
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:32 PM
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Control : Infinite Spaz
Ask : Radium : When can I upload the map?
Analyze : Rough Map
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:34 PM
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You can upload that map whenever you like.

You continue putting quarters in the machine and winning. I'm too lazy to do that math, so let's just say you made fifty dollars before the otter banned you from the machine. And you have ten pink gumballs.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:36 PM
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Check inventory.
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Fifty Dollars
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Ten Pink Gumballs


Notepad is the best program ever.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:43 PM
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Give Fawriel, Araches and L33tz4n $12.50 each.


What species was the Other Gay Magician? What was he wearing?
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You give everyone in your party $12.50. How nice.

The other magician was a male pangolin wearing a magician's robe.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:58 PM
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Go look at map of Upper Placespot.
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Sep 12, 2003, 07:59 PM
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The map depicts pretty much what you see. Four stores and six park benches.
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Sep 12, 2003, 08:01 PM
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Split up and go shopping! (Stay with L33tz4n if it seems wise)
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You command your party to go shopping. As you turn around to walk away, you smash into the dentist you met earlier in Conquista's, spilling his box of chinese food all over you. "Sorry," the dentist says before warping away. As you wipe the rice and chicken off your shirt, you notice a small black , purple, and silver computer chip.

Shop where exactly?
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Sep 12, 2003, 08:16 PM
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I doubt its smart to spend all your money on a shopping spree, considering this will be all we get for a while. YAY I GOT MY SCANNER TO WORK AGAIN!
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Erm, what were we getting money for again?
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Sep 13, 2003, 03:52 AM
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Erm, what were we getting money for again?
Buying gumballs. Honestly, I don't have all the anwers here. Just most of them.
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Sep 13, 2003, 07:45 AM
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Ah ok...uhhm...
Analyze : Computer chip
Pickup : Computer chip
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:03 AM
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It's a nice little chip, about the size of a saltine cracker. In tiny purple letters, it reads "Xion unit V 1.23".
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Oooo saltine!

Anyway, due to the fact that xion just happens to be 10,000 miles away (and is happy) we really can't do much.

Go : Car
Go : Northen part of the island
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Xion was 10,000 miles away. I remember clearly stating he was lost in a box of chinese food, and clearly aknowledging that the man eating it could warp.

You can't drive to Northern Spinach Custard because Araches is not with you right now and you can't drive.
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But now the man is warped away and all we have of xion is his chip.
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But now the man is warped away and all we have of xion is his chip.
Sang poetically with a guitar, you could make some money off that line.
 

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