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You look around the inside of your mind. Just as you expected, you don't find anything.
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Ask Foo.
Claim page.
Draw map of Lower Placespot on back of page.
Offer L33tz4n Pagemap.
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Foo is completly oblivious to the world around him. You draw a map and hand it to L33tz4n. She examines it, perticuarly the placement of the Avatars, and asks "Could I p0ssibly take a look?

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
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Push Chaos Grape further down Foo's throat.
Put the Chaos Grape somewhere away from L33tz4n.
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You strategically remove the Chaos Grape from Foo's throat. L33tz4n seems quite unsure about the idea of eating something Foo just regurgitated.
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"You don't eat it, you just try to choke on it... I'd wash it, but it probably wouldn't work."
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L33tz4n tries not to choke on the grape and chokes on it.
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Control L337z4n
Go : L. Place Spot
Go : Statue
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Since you're the one with the Chaos Cord, going along might be nice. It's called "planning ahead".
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Ok then, we both go. You pay alot of attention to detail don't you?
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You and L33tz4n go to the Lower Placespot statue. You notice that it does have a mask, but two hinged face plates, one on the left and one on the right, cover it.
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Aaaand what's behind it?
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You try to move it. It seems to be stuck.
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
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Are they locked or do the just not want to move?
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Remove key from cloak and attempt to open. if that dosn't work, smack it with the thideighteennote, if that dosn't work, try the pandora key.
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You try everything. Nothing works. Sux, no?
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Why can't this be easy?

Describe the key hole shape?
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Oct 6, 2003, 05:31 PM
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There is none.
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Look for any weaknesses in the mask.
Attempt to break it open.
Attempt to cast an opening spell.
Attempt to say Big blue bank blacked bucks 5 times in a row without screwing up.
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Look for any weaknesses in the mask.
You see none.
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Attempt to break it open.
It was evidently not designed to break.
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Attempt to cast an opening spell.
You know none.
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Attempt to say Big blue bank blacked bucks 5 times in a row without screwing up.
You lose 50 HP.
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Attempt to regain 50 HP.

Sing that tounge twister 5 more times out of curiousity.

Attempt to haxor the mask.

Ask L33tz4n for advice.

Criticize her advice.
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You mystically gain 50 HP and lose your ability to say tounge-twisters. Determining you can't haxor the mask, you ask L33tz4n for advice. "Well," she says, "I think it might have something to do with the avatars."
"What kind of help is that?" you ask.
"You're the leader. You go try to figure this stuff out," she replies.
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Put Sea Lemon on Avatar of Life.
Put Lacrosse Stick of Doom on Avatar of Death.
Return to statue and look curiously at it for signs of change.
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Move some of the lifeatars water on to the deathatars dagger.
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Move some of the lifeatars water on to the deathatars dagger.
When you're underwater, it can be quite difficult telling where every different water molecule came from.

You put the LSOD on the Death Avatar and the Sea Lemon on the Life Avatar. You look at the statue; nothing seems to have changed.
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Look for any buttons or switches on both of the atars.
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Oct 7, 2003, 12:59 PM
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You don't find anything.
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Talk : Rad : Are we even supposed to be caring about this at the moment?
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How am I supposed to know what you care about?


(Yes.)
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Any inscriptions on either of the atars?
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Nay, my weary comrade.
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I'm tired?
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Naa, it was just the best adjective I could think of to go with "comrade".
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Go to Avatar of Death.
Cut Uberbob with knife.
Put blood on altar.
(If nothing happens) return to statue.
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uhm, clean off the bloody dagger first. No aids wanted.
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Good job, Infinite. You clean off the dagger and put some blood on the avatar. Nothing happens. You return to the statue and notice nothing has changed there either. "Maybe we should just kill you and put you on th3 avatar," L33tz4n suggests. You have a feeling she was joking, but I won't confirm or deny that.
 

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