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Town Pipe: Trade post
Check Stock
--If Stock Contains Chaos Lightbulb
----Analyze Chaos Lightbulb.
-----Is it glowing?

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Use: Page: Radium's Throat
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Chaos Lightbulb is glowing.
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Okay.

Now: Since the bulb is glowing, there is an electical current in it, even though there is no kind of electrical object. Therefore, it is a source of electricity.

Trade anything for the Chaos Lightbulb and throw it down to Uberbob
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I don't think we have "anything" in the inventory, if you know what I mean
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I don't think so... think of it this way.

The Chaos Lightbulb is constructed of a normal lightbulb with a built in NOT gate. The fact that no power goes into it undergoes a x=(x+1) & 1 process to create power inside the lightbulb.
However, if you somehow use the Lightbulb as a source of power, the 1 will go through the NOT gate and thus turn into 0, or no power at all. You can't get power from a powered Chaos object, because they are effectively NOT gates. You'd need to hitch up the Chaos Lightbulb to a Chaos Wire, and I haven't seen any of those around, unless you could possibly use the Chaos Coil as one.
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You trade Faw for the lightbulb and throw it down to Uberbob.

Items for Trade:
-Fawriel and his Frosted Flakes
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
-Chaos Bat
-Chaos Lightbulb
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Combine Chaos Bat and Chaos Lightbulb to create Chaos Magnet
Use Chaos Magnet on merpeople's lasers
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Xion, have you ever made a magnet?
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Oh yeah...

Put the Chaos Coil around the Chaos Bat, attach the chaos lightbulb to the chaos coil and the Chaos Bat to create the Chaos Magnet.

(I forgot about that. oops.)
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XION GETS ALL THE COOKIES!

Uberbob has constructed Chaos Magnet!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Seer Orb
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
-Chaos Magnet
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*munches on a cookie*

Noh, ahh weh goutta du ish ushe et un teh *gulp* Merpeople.
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*Hands Xion milk*
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You give us Heavy accented goblin speak, yet you can't read that?

You know what?

You're a *munches on a cookie* muh hum muh muh hu huf he ah hu me ah du geah *swallows* And I hope you are aware of that.
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You give us Heavy accented goblin speak, yet you can't read that?
No, just lazy.
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Fine.

Don't Attempt to attract the lasers with the Chaos Magnet.
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You and L33tz4n walk to the Merpeople and aim the magnet. The lazers fly out of their hands and vanish into the black hole. Oh, you thought that would be easy, didn't you?

Combat!
Lame midi music: http://www.foxmage.com/far-east.mid


Mermaid Suxsummoner attacks!
Summoning, Sux Magic
Merman Blademaster attacks!
Increased melee damage
Merman Sporkwielder attacks!
Magic immunity
Mermaid Sorcerer attacks!
Enchantment spells, Seer spells
Mermaid Mindhacker attacks!
Mindmagic, Summoning, Glitching
Uberbob HP: 70
L33tz4n HP: 60


Mermaid Suxsummoner summons Danger Muffin!
> From the depths of squirrledom, the ultimate super hero arises!
Danger Muffin attacks
> Uberbob 50 damage
Merman Blademaster attacks
> L33tz4n 30 damage
Merman Sporkwielder attacks
> L33tz4n 10 damage
Mermaid Enchanter casts Save Game! (evil little trick, no?)
> Game Saved!
Mermaid Mindhacker casts Dimention Divider!
> All summoning spells disabled!

Uberbob HP: 20
L33tz4n HP:20


Your move.
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Nov 6, 2003, 12:32 PM
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Pause
Options: Colors
Battle color: Default, italic.
Unpause

L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental
Uberbob: Dismantle Chaos Magnet and use Chaos bat Not at short range on any target
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Quote:
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Options: Colors
Battle color: Default, italic.
Unpause
No. Italics make my head bend sideways. And indigo is cool.

Dimention Divider prevents all summoning spells. Try again.
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hmm...

Flee?
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Unable to flee. =D
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Attack Mermaid Mindhacker with the Wafflepieces
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I think this is a good time to offer them all the Nocake.

I vote that we use the Nocake on the five merpeople.
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Attack Mermaid Mindhacker with the Wafflepieces
Er... how does that work?

Uberbob uses the Nocake!
> Merpeople take 60 damage.
> Merman Sporkwielder dies!
> The brain died becuase the dictionary was chasing the chicken.
> Mermaid Mindhacker gains 50 HP!
> Nocake casts Sux Ward.
> VelKasha looks like a damp generic object.
> Nocake takes 30 damage.
> Uberbob has obtained machine gun!
> Uberbob has lost machine gun!
> It's snowing in Kyro!
> Sphinx takes 257234634 damage.
> Sphinx dies!
> LSOD has been destroyed!
> Celine Dion is melting the grass.
> Seer Orb has been destroyed!
> The weather report doesn't enjoy throwing the injured store
> Dirt has turned to paper!
> Slim is so electric that I am buying the lighter.
> Paper catches on fire!
> Wings have been ignited! Underwater!
> Wings and paper have been destroyed.
> Masking tape has evolved to a higher pane of existence!
> Sea Lemon eats Danger Muffin!
> Danger Muffin eats Sea Lemon!
> Behind the ghetto nose lies a fluffy musical instrument.
> Nocake casts Chaos Ward on Chaos Grape!
> Chaos Grape has been disenchanted!
> Uberbob is choking!
> School bus plus bunny equals ship.
> L33tz4n is hungry!
> Fawriel loses 10 IQ points.
> Aboard the green suit lies a cheap cat.
> Nocake explodes.
> Blademaster dies.
> Nocake casts Save Game, even though it already exploded.
Mermaid Enchanter casts Haste on SuxSummoner
Suxsummoner summons spork
> Suxsummoner is immune to magic!
If I forgot any merpeople, they defend!


Invintory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Seer Orb
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Rope
-Chaos Magnet
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LOAD GAME

Let's try this again.

Dismantle Chaos Magnet, use as done before to strike a unit from long range.
Have L33tz4n use the rope to give a merperson a nasty ropeburn on their throat.
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The Nocake cast Save Game.
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Control: Xion
Scratch: Head

Try to hit self with the Chaos Bat
Attempt to summon Water Elemental
--if Elemental = Not summoned
----then Equip: Rope
----Use: Rope: Mermaid Mind Hacker's throat, giving it a nasty ropeburn
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Uberbob uses rope.
>Mindhacker strangled to death!
Suxsummoner attacks.
> Uberbob takes 10 damage.
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NOW summon that water elemental.
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Repeat using Rope on the suxsummoner
Summon Water Elemental
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L33tz4n summons Water Elemental.
Uberbob uses rope!
> Suxsummoner dies!
> Rope breaks!
You've won a combat!

Invintory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Seer Orb
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Chaos Magnet
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Why is the Seer Orb in the inventory (spell it right, Rad) when it was destroyed?
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Nov 7, 2003, 02:21 PM
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If battle = Over
--Then: Go to the box by the black hole
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Nov 7, 2003, 02:22 PM
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Go blame Trafton for everything.

(Whatever happened to the item lock? Can I glitch the Nocake?)
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Oh yeah, everybody had to vote to get rid of it, and only Xi suggested it ...
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Is the dungeon done yet?
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Go to Altars, anything new/helpful you can see there?
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Quote:
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Why is the Seer Orb in the inventory (spell it right, Rad) when it was destroyed?
Woah... I just noticed that I spelled it wrong through the whole game... *edits over 1000 posts* *fixes inventory*
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Chaos Magnet


You open the box. Inside is a small mirror with a fancy silver frame. Found Magic Mirror!

Uberbob is suffocating(sp?) =(.
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Wait, so the misspelling weren't intentional?
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