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Due to Uberbob's great misfortune, Jay has no money D=.

You look through the hole in the snufuss cloak at the magic mirror. You see your reflection.
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Where are we on the map?
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The land of Placespot. Upper Placespot, to be exact.
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Check surroundings. Check party status. Check what people are located here, and if any of them contain any importance to the storyline.
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You are in the middle of Upper Placespot. The organgrinder has left because you killed his monkey. Random people are walking around. Behind you stands your low-morale party, including L33tz4n (important to storyline), Araches (important to storyline), Jay (important to storyline), Foo (just there to help), Shuri (also there to help) and Faw (cannon fodder). The surrounding stores include Grandma Conquista's, Chaos Clothing, Unsafe Travel Inc., and that sports place. You are holding a variety of random things in your invintory, including a magic map made by the same people that made the teleporting map in KQ6.
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Go to Travel Unsafe Inc.
Ask where they can take you
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"We don't actually take you anywhere," they tell you, "we just advertise. If you want to go somewhere, I suggest mugging a magic map from a pawn shop owner."
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Use Magic Map to travel to New Super Ultra Uber Megatropolis.
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You're not entirely sure how you operated the map, but in a flash of light and a lame special effect, you find yourself on the coast of New Superultraubermegatropolis. Buildings and skyscrapers hundreds of stories high tower over every inch of the island. Everyone seems to be indoors, except for the occasional homeless guy.
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Ask why everyone is indoors. Then ask for that guy who haxored into my island =(
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"Why is everyone indoors?" you ask the homeless man. "Safer." he replies quickly. "Where could I find the one named Wafflelord?" you question him. Upon hearing "Wafflelord", his eyes grow large and he flees.
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Start lemonade stand. Charge 15 cents per cup and beat up those who don't stop by for experience points.
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Control: Xion
Cast: Page Claim: Page 65
Page 65 has been claimed by Xion!

Look around the area.
--Look for important areas of interest.


PAUSE
Rename coast : Emerald Coast
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You have no lemonade to sell.

Looking around, you see several random stores. One, looking perticuarly interesting, is called "Money R Us".

Coast not renamed.
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Go into money r us. Be prepared for a confrontation just in case. Ask around for wafflelord once again, and ask why everyone is indoors and demand an answer that is more than 5 words long.
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You go into Money R Us. They're giving away hundreds of dollars for free. "Does anyone know about Wafflelord?" you ask. You are abruptly kicked out and the door is locked. And you landed on a save point =D.
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Go up to a homeless guy, pin him against the wall and ask for wafflelord.
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You wander around in search of a homeless guy. Eventually, you come across the ruins of a building, with only one wall still standing. A small, round, rusty iron doorway only two feet in diameter is on the wall. Then, you see an elderly man walk towards it. Unlike the other people, this man is clad in robes and wearing glasses. He squeezes through the door and, to your suprise, vanishes from sight, right into the wall! The door begins to close, but doesn't latch completely.
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Attempt to open door. Or just walk around the wall.
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You walk around the wall. Nothing is there. So, knowing something bad will probably happen, you and your party climb through the door.
As you reach the other side you see a huge room with rows and rows of bookshelfs. Blue rays of light glitter from between the pages on random books. At the far end of the room, the elderly man is seated behind a desk. "Welcome," he says, "I am Sear the seer. Please, have a seat," with a move of his hand seven chairs slide towards him.

Sit down? Speak with Sear?
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Sit down. Ask sear about where you currently are. Ask Sear about Blackraptor, ask sear about wafflelord, and ask sear about how to get to blackraptor's island.
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Ask sear if he knows anything of Gran Da Val Island
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"Where am I?" you ask Sear.
"Inside my mind," he replies, "the door you entered was the Mind Gate. Had it closed entirely before you entered, you would have found youself in your own mind.
"Do you know anything about Blackraptor or Wafflelord?" you ask Sear.
"I know everything," he responds, "it is what you know that matters. You see those books?" he explains, gesturing towards the seemingly endless rows of bookshelves, "There is one of them for every person who has ever existed. And do you see the light coming from them? That is the books being written. Feel free to go take a look, please do."
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Open book titled Araches.
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You locate the book, but Araches won't let you touch it.
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First find the book called Wafflelord, then find the book called Blackraptor, then find the book called Xion.
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That is the books being written.
Those are the books being written, Radium.

Anyways, try to find "Xion" "Gradient" "Sharkk" "Ezel Berbier" and also "Radium"
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You move into the W section, but find no book called "Wafflelord". More likely than not, it's an alias. You proceed to the B section, and finally locate a large tome entitled "Blackraptor". As you open the pages, you notice that they all appear to be empty, though a glowing light still moves down the later pages. Sear walks over to you, "No, the book is not blank," he explains, "some things you are simply not ready to known. Evidently, this is one of them."

L33tz4n goes to look for the books Xion suggested but accidently steps on a magical floor plank that bans Xion from the 3.1 game.
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look for a book on how to save the world
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As stated, all of the books are really about people. Howver, you do find one on a druid named "Saev War'eld."
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Find library index.

Look for name "wafflelord" or anything similar.

Proceed to ask the old guy what to do next.

Request he join your party.
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There seems to be no index. Thankfully, everything is in althebetical order. "What do we do now?" you ask Sear.
"How you write your book is your choice," he explains, "but you people look terrible. Here, take these 100% off cupons to the Hotel down the road and get some sleep."

Obtained 7 Marriott cupons!
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Go to the hotel.

Ask why everybody is inside.

If nobody answers, find a random person, pin them up against the wall, and make them tell you everything they know about wafflelord.
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=)


Look around for anything of importance in the hotel. Check hotel surroundings.
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You leave the Mind Gate and walk to the hotel. It's a fancy hotel, with lots of fountains and stuff. You walk up to the man behind the counter. "Why is everyone inside?" you ask him.
No sooner do you ask than a loud crashing noise comes from behind you. The door to the building flies off it's hinges, and a very odd looking man walks in. He appears to have robotic legs and arms, and a mechanical eyeglass over one eye. He is clad entirely in black, except for a long tan cape with a texture resembling a waffle. "Good evening, gentlemen!" he says evily, drawing a short black sword. "It would appear as though this is a robbery, so I suggest you comply." Before you can react, he has taken five of your cupons, Pandora's car keys, and your dollar. "Thank you, my comrades!" he says, casually strolling out the door.
The man at the hotel's counter slowly pulls out a gun and fires at him. Faster than lightning, the man spins around, sword drawn, and the bullt flies in two pieces around him. The mighty Wafflelord has just cut a moving bullet in half before your eyes! He then walks out the door and vanishes.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror
-Two Marriott Cupons


It's an odd observation, but Jay's arms seem to have more hair than when you last looked in his general direction.
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Chase after waffle lord.
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You chase outside, but he is gone. Not even a trace.
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Go back to hotel and hope the manager will give you the rooms for free bcuz of stolen tickets.
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"Hey," says the manager, "you have two 100% off cupons and you're complaining? Get a life."
 

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