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You look at the floor. Shards of metal and glass cover most of it, but there is a jewled bracelet hidden behind a piece. Obtained bracelet!

None of the stores seem to sell contacts strong enough for L33tz4n. I mean, really, she's like blind.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 55
-Strength: 320
-Defense: 320
-Magic: 0
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Get L33tz4n glasses, and then try following Wafflelord.
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All the glasses stores have been closed due to robbery D=.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 50
-Strength: 400
-Defense: 400
-Magic: 0

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo?

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
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Return to Upper Placespot.
Search for Glasses and/or Contacts that will work for L33tz4n.
Point Jay towards an edge of the floating platform.
Tell Jay to walk forwards.
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Nov 21, 2003, 01:20 PM
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Placespot is no longer on the map. Something evil must be happening there. Best ignore it for now.
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Faw: Go on scouting expedition to Upp... wait, where did Town Gate go?
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Does the evil thing on the placespot concern Jay?

Follow trail wafflelord left (if any) and make sure L33tz4n doesn't bump into any walls or get run over by bikes or anything.
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Er... *writes*
Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.
-Town Gate: Teleport to a visited location. We can't be in two places at once, but we can get pretty close.


Fawriel teleports to Placespot. Fawriel doesn't return. Uberbob has lost control over Fawriel. Wafflelord left no trail. Nothing your simple empty mind can see, anyway.
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don't we have seer orb?
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Not that I recall...
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Oh joy, now we lost Foo AND Fawriel. Plus Fawriel was a good healer, sux. *approaches Violet with a dagger*
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But it was fun!

Uberbob: Cast Telekenesis on Wafflelord's footprints. Make them float and rearrange themselves into arrows.
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Some random person: Cast levitation on violet and make him crash into a sea gull.
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...Would bloodlust make us look for traces of blood? (isn't that what it's name suggests?)
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Wafflelord left no footprints, or any trace for that matter.
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Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.
Who was bleeding here, Radium? Wafflelord or Jay?
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Jay...but the refrencing is kind of bad...
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Hey, this is an RPG. If you want good refrencing, go to a library.
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Look at Jay.
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You turn in Jay's general direction and look. Jay is a large, monkey-like person.
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Analyze: Jay
--Is Jay Bleeding?

If Jay = Not bleeding
--Then .: Wafflelord is bleeding.
--This means that he left a trail of blood.
--All we need to do is to find this trail of blood and ta-da, Wafflelord is ours.
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Ask around for Wafflelord's lair (who knows, you may get lucky. Plus he has to keep his stash of loot SOMEWHERE doesnt he?)
Make sure l33tz4n doesnt bump into walls.
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You wander around. Nothing is found. YOUR 2 STUPID 2 WORK FOR CSI.

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run around in circles and assault random people in hope that something will come up.
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You run in circles but don't find any people. Anyone in your ten foot radius circle, that is.
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Assault the person closest to you (anyone) and threaten them to get information.
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You threaten Shuri for information. Shuri has no information. Yay. You don't know anyone smart enough for information. You must be stupid. HA!!!1111 random.
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Nov 25, 2003, 02:36 PM
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*pokes Radium*
I think they need help. bigtime.
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I think this thread has died
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Okay.

Let's reanalyze the problem.

Jay is a monkey.
Wafflelord just beat our butts.
Wafflelord has left.

Now, we also have somebody BLEEDING that nobody seems to have picked up the clue. Now, somebody is bleeding, perhaps Wafflelord. However, since radium is being a

FACE

He won't answer my question. But, let's assume that Wafflelord is bleeding.

All we have to do is to cast bloodlust on L33tz4n. She may not be able to see, but her bloodlust might let her pick up traces of blood, making her into a makeshift bloodhound. Just untill we get her contacts back.

However, if Jay is the one bleeding, Radium has just left this thread for death.
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You are overextending the word 'bloodlust'.
According to Rad: "-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. "
It does not say: "-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack and makes unit want blood really badly. ". It's like in a RPG. If you cast 'Hast' your characters don't rush through things so fast they do a messy job. If you cast 'slow' your enemies don't get stupid.
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Grand anology, Risp.
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The bandits release you and they all vanish into the depths of the city. Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.
Now what could possibly be confusing you about this post? Does "him" refer back to Wafflelord? Did a demon monkey bite Wafflelord? Does one take into account that Wafflelord vanished in the sentence before this? Stupidity gets no mercy from me. Keep trying, peeps.
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Well, the only "Demon monkey" I can think of is Jay. And would you seriously think that Jay would bite himself?
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Thank God I'm ignoring you. ombplzreedthred
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Well, let's wander around the city aimlessly, perhaps walking into a clue.

Offer:

Water Elemental Graphic. ^_^
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Walk around city aimlessly.
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You wander aimlessly. Your party is starting to notice that you're clueless. Party morale -99999999.
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You explain to your party all the reasons that the people from Final Fantasy are a better party than them. Party morale is too low for me to type =D.
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