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That probably won't help.

Wafflelord, robotic eye twirling into focus again, clenches his fists and X-men style claws unfold from his knuckles. He smiles evilly.
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"Wafflepieces?"

Page claim ;(
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Hey! I have finally figured a pointless thing out, while trying to find out what L33tz4n was talking about!

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The evil monkey has bitten Jay! Jay says "ow." The monkey is charging at you!
This is I think a bit before Jay started to become Furious the Monkeyboy. Therefore, I think this is the cause of Jay's transformation. It also explains the following-

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Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.
That so confused everyone. But I have figured it out! Muahahahahahahaha!

Edit- Wow. While I was typing this Unknown did something even more pointless than this.
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"Wafflepieces?" you ask L33tz4n.
"No," she says, "normal bread. No - toasted bread!"

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Trafton looks into the cyrystal ball. "Hmm, it appears to be showing events in backwards order for dramatic effect," he explains, "I see... an old man in a dress... a large robot being lifted by something tiny... a man with a mechanical arm... making toast... and... merpeople, having lasers knocked out of their hands by an invisible force... all very interesting. Please take this masking tape, to help you on your quest.
This?

Have Furious lift Wafflelord!
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Furious runs towards Wafflelord, but jumps back as Wafflelord's gigantic claws tear down in front of him, leaving a disturbingly large cut through the concrete ground.
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"a large robot being lifted by something tiny"
Up with Risp, down with "Find Wafflelord in page".


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I know! The events must happen in that order. Have Wafflelord make toast! Then we can lift him.
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Wafflelord isn't hungry, nor does he have a toaster.


And maybe he just had toast for breakfast.
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"Oh almighty Wafflelord, grant this poor idiot a boon!"
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Ask Wafflelord if he had toast for breakfast.
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Wafflelord doesn't seem conversational at this moment in time. He slashes his claws down, wounding Furious.
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Would Uberbob be tiny if he went into the N/S/W/E Battle Mode?
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Jan 18, 2004, 11:17 PM
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Maybe Wafflelord is allergic to a certain kind of bread...
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Jan 18, 2004, 11:19 PM
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Forgot something else

Of course! Toast gives Wafflelord power. Take it away and he's helpless! I'm not sure if that will work, though...^^;; Edit: Maybe the tiny item that's lifting the robot is the Bookmark of Eternity.

Edit x2: I've got it! have Furious distract Wafflelord, then have Uberbob use telekinesis on the Bookmark and masking tape to stick onto Wafflelord (if he can reach that far). If it works, WL's helpless.
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But you don't have masking tape =P.

And no, Wafflelord just had toast for breakfast.
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Scream as loud as possible,

"I'LL GIVE YOU TOAST IF YOU STOP KILLING US!!!"
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Hey, I'm allowed a few red herrings, aren't I?

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Have Furious run away, then stand on the edge of the chasm. When Wafflelord approaches, get out of the way at the last possible moment. If timed correctly, Wafflelord should fall into the chasm and get stuck, or fall into a bottomless pit.=P
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What he said.
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Furious runs to the edge of the chasm and waits for Wafflelord. Wafflelord walks up and stops. Furious prances away.
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I think because we're in Wafflelord's mind, he can see what we're thinking, but since we're in the Mind Gate as well, maybe we can use this to our advantage...

Have everyone concentrate on a single thought: an anvil falling and crushing Wafflelord. Have Furious get to a safe spot.
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Everyone thinks. Nothing happens.

Furious cowers behind a house.
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Have Furious bite Wafflelord.
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That won't do much, seeing as how Wafflelord is mostly ROBOTIC! >(

Have Furious pick up the house and throw it at Wafflelord's groin. >: )
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Furious throws the house. Wafflelord catches it and throws it back. Furious gets hit by a house D=.
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Jan 19, 2004, 05:31 PM
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Analyize: Wafflelord
Inventory check
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Wafflelord is an evil man clad in black wearing a tan-brown cape. He had long silver hair and a giant mech built around his body.

Inventory (Uberbob):
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet
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We have to use the Bookmark of Eternity...but how to cross the gap?

...!!!

Use the bookmark as a stepping stone!

...

Unless the characters can jump that far...^^;;
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Bookmark stepping stone. Do explain.
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Have Furious grab a skyscraper, then run to the edge of the gap. When Wafflelord swings his claw down, dodge it, then run around behind him and hit him with the skyscraper to knock him into the pit. >)
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Furious grabs a skyscraper and charges to the edge of the chasm. Wafflelord picks up a house and throws it at Furious. The skyscraper falls across the chasm with Furious hanging on to the middle.
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Big mistake. >: )

Try to cross the skycraper to the other side, if possible.
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Use bookmark to defeat wafflelord!
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Use bookmark to defeat wafflelord!
You could get a job writing those badly translated Japanese instruction manuals.

Uberbob starts to run across the skyscraper. Furious is still hanging in the middle D=.
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Have everyone else follow Uberbob, including Furious. If they get to the other side, grab the sword, then try and find the Mind Gate's entrance.
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Everyone runs across the fallen skyscraper. However, before you can reach the end, Wafflelord blocks your path.
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Jump off the skycraper and grab onto the other side, then have the overs distract Wafflelord while Uberbob grabs the sword.
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With Wafflelord blocking the end, there's really only two ways to jump off off it. Neither is really advised.
 

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