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Ask Scholar Sam if Foo is well.
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The computer's not at the Cyber Cafe currently.

Shuri asks about Foo. "Ah, yes," Sam replies, "he's currently over at my university of magic in Hawaii."
"Hm, I'm not sure all of us introduced ourselves to you, though I'm sure you've heard plenty from Uberbob," Sam continues, "I'm Scholar Sam the magic instructor. That's Trafton, the forever-thirteen-year-old genius," he says as he points to the creature in the corner, "that's Grandma Conquista, the ultimate evil," pointing to the old woman with black armor and a slight mexican skin tone, "and that's Sear, keeper of the past and future," he finishes, pointing at the old cloacked man, "he has the lamest name of all of us."

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>_< Sear is a better name than ALL of them!


Anyways, control Uberbob and check inventory...hopefully we have wafflelord's corpse.
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>_< Sear is a better name than ALL of them!
Hm, I will admit a name like "Scholar Sam" was overdoing it a bit.
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I'm guessing I'm still banned.


Radium, can I ask something? Can I have basic "Inventory" and "Status" commands so that I can assist properly with the struggling people in the thread?
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Can I have basic "Inventory" and "Status" commands so that I can assist properly with the struggling people in the thread?
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Boo Radium
Leave the thread to die
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Control Xion and make him walk into a lava pit. >; )

Have Shuri regroup with the others. Have Uberbob say,"Look, we don't know if Antifoo island is dangerous or not. No one has actually been there, right? Besides, we just defeated an extremely powerful villain; I'm sure we can handle some stupid island!"

Get back in Pandora's Car, regardless of what anyone says, and head for Antifoo Island.
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Shuriken bids the british-wannabes a good bye and returns to you and the party.

"Look, we don't know if Antifoo island is dangerous or not," you explain.
Araches looks confused "Trafton said it WAS dangerous, and he hasn't been wrong yet."
"No one has actually been there, right?" you continue.
"Of course someone's been there," Fawriel says, "an abandoned island wouldn't be dangerous!"
"Besides, we just defeated an extremely powerful villain; I'm sure we can handle some stupid island!" you say. This raises party morale! Now morale is just "low". But Araches still has the car keys and won't let you have them.
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Wow. The prospect of going to a probably deadly island didn't drive morale even lower. Also, if I recall, everyone but Furious mostly spent their time either locked in a cage or falling down a cliff during that fight. Regardless...

Use: Magic Map: Antifoo Isle
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Then, let Araches drive.
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We have to drive to the island first before we can Magic Map.
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We have to drive to the island first before we can Magic Map.
No, that was Town Gate.

Party morale is too low to follow you to Antifoo Isle. Do you wish to go alone?

Party:
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-L33tz4n
-Araches
-Shuriken
-Fawriel

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Pegleg
-Hook
-Rope
-$5
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Yes. Steal car keys from Araches.
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You try to steal the keys from Araches, but she throws them to Fawriel.

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Uberbob: Cast: Telekinesis: Car keys
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You evil trickster. Uberbob has obtained Pandora's Car Keys!
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get in pandora's car and go to antifoo island
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You don't know how to drive. If you really want to go alone, you could just use the magic map. If you're really sure you want to lone it, that is.
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Hmm..isnt there any way to get your party to go with you?

Can you force araches to drive?

Can you learn to drive and strap down your party to the car?

Can you use the magic map to teleport the whole party there (even if its agaisnt their will)?

Can you boost up their morale high enough for them to trust you and go?

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Hmm..isnt there any way to get your party to go with you?
You could convince them you are their rightful leader. Or give a big inspirational speech. Or make cardboard cutouts of them and pretend they came along.
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Your party makes it clear that nobody would risk their life for five dollars. Well, some people might, but they wouldn't.
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SAVEZORZ.

Use Magic Map to go to Antifoo Isle, regardless of what anyone says.
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Game saved.

You use the magic map to teleport to Antifoo Isle, leaving your party behind. You instantly land on all fours on a sandy beach. Debris, shells, rocks, and the occasional piece of a humanoid skeleton litter the sand. A great monolith made from cracking granite towers behind you. The distant sound of a lute being played ominously comes from nowhere in particular. About fifty feet ahead of you the beach ends, turning into a thick forest.
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Enter the forest.
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You enter the forest. Trees block out almost all the sunlight. A patch of small blue fowers cover part of the ground.
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Examine flowers
If flowers safe, pick some.
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You look at the flower. It's icy blue in color and the air near it is cool. It's shaped like a rose but with pointed petals. Your call on what to do next.
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Pick some with the hook, put them into the teacup.
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You pick the flowers using the hook and place them in the teacup. An icy layer grows over both the hook and inside of the cup.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Pegleg
-Frozen Hook
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-Frozen Teacup
-Ice Flower
-Sear's Exorcism Kit

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Scan surrounding forest area for any sounds. Attempt to climb a tree to get a glimpse of surrounding area.
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The distant sound of a lute coming from nowhere is the only sound you can hear. You climb about fifty feet up the large tree, scanning the area around you. All you can see is the tops of trees and many stone spires and monoliths. A crackle comes from below you as a pale green flame begins traveling up the tree you're on.
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Slide down the tree, but jump off if the flame gets too close.
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The flame is too large to jump around.
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Use the hook and rope to latch onto another tree, then use the rope to get back down to the ground.
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You prepare the rope and hook, but the green flame soon consumes the adjacent trees as well.
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At the end, we'll be able to compile it into a "SpazQuest" style story. YAyfun, let's go.
I assume you will never do this, correct?
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If this is anything like the puzzle in KQ6, this should work. Drop the Ice flower into the flame.
 

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