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Page 20 was about the time of the classic Araches and L337z4n love triangle with pandora's car, which was a time of low morale regardless. But like you said at about that time the party didn't seem to be as interactive or 2-d as they are now. Ahh, good times.
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All goes well, they'll either be forced into 3Dness or you'll be getting mauled alone on Antifoo.

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NOTICE:

In order to reduce the crappyness of this thread, some changes will be made...

-Only DOS style commands will be accepted. "Go", "Look", "Use ... On", "Talk", and so on. No more paragraph form. On Antifoo Isle, Pandora's Caves, or Lower Placespot, only compass directions will be accepted (They're north, south, east, west, and Dennis)

-Party interation will be promoted. Talk to these people that follow you around. Stratn misses the L33tz4n-Uberbob-Araches thing. The most inspired character in the last sixty pages was Furious the Monkeyboy.

-Xion will be unbanned until the point he mentions anything PSO related.

-Araches' skirt is three inches shorter.


Have a nice day!
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Read "Araches' skirt is three inches shorter."
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Quote:
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Read "Araches' skirt is three inches shorter."
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Stratn owes me ten bucks.

You are currently in Upper Placespot. Your party is with you. Morale is low.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Pegleg
-Frozen Hook
-Rope
-$5
-Frozen Teacup
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Dead Crab
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Control : Uberbob
Talk : Shuri
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Can we get a full inventory check, including items equipped?
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Say what to Shuriken?
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Say : Hey Shuri, how are you?
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"No" Shurkien replies.
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Take: Take 5$

Give: Give Uberbob, Araches, Shuriken, L33tz4n and Fawriel a dollar each.
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Knee : Faw's Groin.

Say : Morale boosting speech.
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Knee : Faw's Groin.
Say : Morale boosting speech.
I love to see a person with their priorities correct.

"Morale boosting speech" is too inspecific.
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Recite: The Gettysburg Address.
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"Four score and seven years ago..." you begin. Halfway through you notice your party is staring at you as if you are insane. Moreso than usual.
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You finish the speech. Your party is still staring at you like you're insane. "Why... did... you just recite that?" Fawriel asks. The whole group seems curious.
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Say: Uberbob: "To try and boost morale."
Roll: Eyes.
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You roll your eyes and reply "to try to boost morale."
"Your approach is somewhere between 'insane' and 'sad'," L33tz4n comments.
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Say: Uberbob: So, what do you suggest we do now?
Action: Shuffle feet nervously
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Ahh, just like back in Classic Pre Win Days.
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Walk: South-south-west: One inch.
(Just testing if this is a valid direction)
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Use : Magic Map : Trading post
Check : Stock
Knee : Faw's groin durnit.
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Ask: Which way is Dennis?
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Ask: Which way is Dennis?
Dennis is directly Dennis. Now going with Blacky's..

"So, what do you suggest we do now?" You ask, shuffling your feet nervously. Your party gives you another blank stare. "Well, you dragged us this far, what do you suggest?" Araches says.
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Yell : To Anti-foo island!!!!1
Use : Magic Map : Trading Post
Invintory and Equipment check.
Look : Trading post stock
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"To Antifoo Isle!" You yell.
"Course, that still doesn't mean we're going with you," Araches interrupts.

Regardless, they follow you to the Trading Post. Once again, Bill Gates has bought all the items and they have restocked.

Items for Trade:
-Blueberry Muffin
-Stopwatch
-Evil Mike's Evil Brand Evil Cornbread
-Snowglobe
-Ballista Kit Part 1
-Ballista Kit Part 2
-Ballista Kit Part 3
-Leprechaun Foot
-Silver Bullet(tm) Werewolf Spray
-Voodoo Doll
-Flute
-Paperclip

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Pegleg
-Frozen Hook
-Rope
-$5
-Frozen Teacup
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Dead Crab
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Trade: dead crab-voodoo doll
Go: scholar sam's magic academy
Enchant: doll
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You trade the crab for the doll, and head off towards Scholar Sam's.

You enter the magic academy and begin to cast "Enchant Doll". Dramatic lighting and wind effects! Loud noises! Loss of spell points! Finally, there's a bright white flash of light, and then everything is quiet. The doll slowly gets up, and begins to speak. "Hi kids! My name's Spiffy the Wonder Doll! Who wants to SING!!!1?111". Enchanting it in Scholar Sam's you had hoped for some mad uber-mage doll. But after "When the Saints come marching in", "Greensleeves", and "Carry Me Back to Old Virginia", it becomes clear that all it got was Scholar Sam's mad sing-along skills.

L33tz4n looks at you halfway through "Turkey in the Straw" and asks "are you regretting this?"
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Actually, I was hoping for a doll that could teach us magic. Oh well.
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Disenchant : Doll
Go : Fort Strato
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You do not know how to cast "Disenchant Doll". Scholar Sam notices your trouble. "Say," he begins, "I have a friend named Evil Jim who knows how to cast 're-enchant'. That might be helpful, if you really don't like sing-alongs 24/7."
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Ask : Scholor Sam : Where is your friend?
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"Well," he replies, "where do you meet ANYONE with the prefix 'evil' in their name?"
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Go: upper placespot
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You take the map to Upper Placespot. The usual three or four stores and park benches are around you.
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Shout: is anyone here named Evil Jim?
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You shout "IS ANYONE HERE NAMED EVIL JIM?" An evil man in evil black armor steps out of Grandma Conquista's.
"Yes, perhaps there is, YES!" he evilly says evilly, "And perhaps, yes, I AM THAT PERSON, YES! What is it, YES, which you want from EVIL JIM, YES?"
 

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