"No, but I have a feeling you'll be seeing them very soon," she replies confidently.

If you land on this page, it'll be $35 rent. In other words, I clam this pag! XD

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Are you saying that to Pandora?

Might as well

Say: "Well, what have you been up to? Been dead still?"

Pandora raises an eyebrow. "I know nothing of this 'Ganondorf' you speak of, but he certainly isn't the main bad guy here," she says.
"Well, what have you been up to? Been dead still?" you ask her.
"I'm not 'dead,'" she says irritably. "As I have have told you before, my soul and body have been separted from each other by Unfooruman." She smiles wickedly. "I think it's time for some payback for what he did. Will you help me?"

"Sure, come with us."

"That's...not exactly what I had in mind," she begins. "I have no special powers whatsoever, except to make hard-to-solve puzzles, and being a ghost makes me susceptable to exorcism and soul-eating, that sort of thing."
"I WILL however, give you this." She reaches into her pocket, and takes out a pair of goggles that are of the hi-tech persuasion(sp?). "These are my special goggles; Pandora's Goggles, if you will. They were supposed to be a part of my puzzle back on Spinach Custard (which used to be my island), but one of Blackraptor's minion's took it. He came here to Unfoo's Fortress, but was captured and locked in the dungeons. He traied to escape, but George 5000, Unfoo's cyborg assassin, took him out. I guess Unfooruman didn't have any need for these, so they were left here, forgotten."
"I've managed to sneak in through one of the Employees' Only exits, but I'll have to wait until the CD Player Guy comes back so I can sneak back out. I think he's afraid of ghosts or something...oh well."
"Anyway, these goggles, when used with the 'Scan' command, will reveal detailed information on certain objects or living beings in the area. Things you've already scanned are green, things that have not yet been scanned are either blue or red. I haven't updated this in a long time, but there's a USB attachment for logging onto the net. And don't think that everything can be scanned; There are some things man (or in your case, anthros) were never ment to learn."
She hands the goggles to you. "Take good care of those, or I'll have to haunt you and stuff. Good luck on beating Unfooruman, you'll need it..." she says with a mischievous grin on her face.

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Druid's Robe
-Wizard's Hat
-Wizard's Robe
-Wizard's Sux Staff
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9

Fooruman's Spells:
-Melt Screwdriver
-Melt Rubber
-Disable Paper Spring
-Invert Lens Color
-Sulfur Ward
-Irish Ward
-Damage Wooden Surface

Shuri's Spells:
-Haste: Makes you move faster.
-Bless: Unknown effect. Ask Rad =P

Leetzan's Spells:
-Summon Enchantresphere: A creature with usful spells.
-Summon Mythslayer: A warrior who is adept in slaying mythical creatures.
-Summon Soap: A deadlyful cleaning projectile.
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Nigh-useless piece of sports equipment.

If I forgot any spells, lemme know.

If evrryone is willing, Ninjajazz gives ninja Sword to sumbody who wants it

9_9

Nobody wants teh Ninja Sword. Ninjajazz is DELETED! *buzz*

You're standing in the hallway between Mary's Room and the Egam Maz, whatever that is. Somewhere behind you is a security door that was rendered useless when Unfooruman explodied the computer control panel. You are Shuri, a ninja-like warrior. Your comrades are Leetzan, uber-1337 |-|4x0r and and summoner, and Fooruman, a master of Sux Magic with a somewhat unstable mind. You're trying to find your other friends, Uberbob, Araches, and Faw, as well as finding a way to defeat the ebil Unfooruman. What do you want to do now?

...like I said, ENTER THE MAZE.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

"Anyway, these goggles, when used with the 'Scan' command, will reveal detailed information on certain objects or living beings in the area. Things you've already scanned are green, things that have not yet been scanned are either blue or red..."

Someone's been playing Metroid Prime...

I notice that the mystery of George5k has now been revealed... this looks to be fun!

Oh yeah, what Cooba said (enter the reversed Mage Maze).
New idea: stick the goggles on and scan everything in sight

Aight.

You walk down the hallway and enter what is supposedly the Egam maze you saw on the map. As you enter the first room, you see that the room doesn't look like a room at all; Rather, the "room" opens up into an expansive volcanic wasteland, where the clouds are gray with smoke, ash, and sulfur. In the distance, you can see an active volcano, continuously spewing lava into the lava flow that surrounds you.
You are standing on an islands in the middle of said lava flow. Ash kicks up from your feet as you step onto the (thankfully) stable landmass. The door slams behind you, but it doesn't lock. You are surprised that the door is floating there, just inches off the ground, seemingly supported by magic or an illusion. (think of the doors from Monsters Inc. if you are having trouble with your imagination XD). There are eight doors in total on this island, each set up so they are pointing towards each of the compass points. Sadly, there is no door pointing towards Dennis. In the center of the room, there is a cloaked person wandering around, seemingly deep in thought, although it's hard to tell since his hood covers his face. It doesn't seem that he has noticed you yet.
The CD Player Guy pops up through a trapdoor in the ground, Death Mountain theme playing loud and clear. What do you wish to do?

BoggyB: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, actually. The Demo. I can't seem to get past those Ing though =P

Talk to the mage.

What do you wish to say to him?

"hi2u"

"hi2u =D" you say to the man. You even did a perfect smiley unintentionally. "Goodbi(-2)me D=," he replies.

Edit: forgot teh tags D=

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

BoggyB: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, actually. The Demo. I can't seem to get past those Ing though =P

I didn't think Nintendo did demos. Where can you get hold of it from?


Action: scan everything.

use: goggles: Mage

Ninjajazz raises from that stinking swamp and shouts sumthing, you decide what...

Analyze mage.

BoggyB: I got as a premium from (Re)Subcribing to Nintendo Power. You can also get it if you buy a Gambecube- It comes with a copy of Metroid Prime and the bonus disk.

MY POST 500! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >=D

You scan the person you assume is a mage with Pandora's Goggles.

Scan complete.
WARNING: Limited data file on "Egam."

Egams are...cult...everything...opposite...

END FILE. JOO NEED 2 UPGRADE, FOO. D=

Say: "Which door isn't exit?"

"Which door isn't exit?" you ask the Egam. "The exit isn't east," he replies in a cryptic voice that mysterious people use.

Ninjajazz shouts "PORK FOR BEANS LOLOLOLOLOL XD" but is promptly DELETED by Lil' Stiny the Wonder Rat. Have a nice afterlife!

Enter East Door.

You open the east door. The hallway leading through it is identical to the one you used to get in here, with bricks and such. You enter the hallway and see another door ahead. Now what?

Now the door opens and there is orc... (just take that to story)

Go through door

Originally Posted by Radium

No deciding consequences to actions. Example:
BAD: Look behind the rock and accidentally find a machine gun.
GOOD: Look behind the rock.

No playing it as a "Round Robin Story". I'm the "author", not you. Example:
BAD: And then everybody fell off a cliff and died.
GOOD: Fall off the cliff.

Read this until it is burned into your frontal lobe, Ninjajazz. >(

Your go through the door. As you step out, you find yourself in...the same room you started in! How odd. O_o

What one, the brick corridoor or the something with Egam?

The lava room. >=)

Ask Egam which door isn't an exit.

"The exit isn't east," he says.

Go East.

Ask the Egam "Where does the east door lead?"
Repeat for each door.

ASK WHERE THEY DON'T.

You go east again, and end up back in the lava room. "Where does each door lead?" you ask the Egam. "I can tell you nothing," he says.

EDIT IN RESPONSE TO COOBA: "None but seven of the doors don't take you where you're not going," he says.

Look at what the goggles said.

"Do not tell us where the doors lead"

"Do not tell us where the exit is"

Point at door 1
Say: "This is not an exit?"
Wait for response

"Nope, it is entrance "

QUIET, DOLT.

Ninjajazz: DELETED!

"None but seven of the doors don't take you where you're not going," he repeats. "And the exit is not east."

Too easy.