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You get a metric ton of Mead school supplies at your doorstep.

I wish Fawriel would reply to my post requesting something stupid.
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Fawriel Sez: My Levels ROX :P XD !!!

But than TechnoPauluz curses his message with claims that he is the best level maker of them all. WhOHahA!! You're MAD and want 2 hack Pauluz PC but than unexpected your favorit hamster gets an heart attack.

I wich thet my Englich grammar was perfekt!
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Wish granted. You're Englich's grammer gets perfekted. Unfortunately, you are not sure what Englich is, nor what the perfektion of it's grammer's effects you. No one does.


I wish my English grammer was perfect!
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Wish Granted! However, your grammar is perfect. However, your spelling gets even worse, and now people have even more troble understanding you.

I wish I could play the guitar well.
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Wish granted. But every (-)(-)(-)(-)ing guitar you touch get's broken, and your brains die after a whlie because it can't contain all this knowledge.

That's for (-)(-)(-)(-)ing with my wish.

I wish Troglobite didn't (-)(-)(-)(-) up my wish.
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He never will anymore, because u did (-) scare him! He commited suicide by hanging hisself up on his guitar snares.

However now his twinbrother did take over his account and has found where u live! In the midnight he sneak into your room and gives u an HIV injection combined with malaria virus. Sleep well

I wish that Obama donated $ 100.000.000 to J2O

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Wish granted. However, the twin brother also blames J20 for Troglobite's death, and files a lawsuit, managing to win $100000000 in the trial.

I wish to win my rock climbing competition tommorow.
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You win the rock climbing, because your clones from a time paradox come out on flying eggplants and kill them all with pickaxes, but you get arrested for murder and create a time paradox where there are now 18 of you and you must eat each other to survive.

I wish Cheese was a form of currency, and i have 500 billion pounds of scuba gear.

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Five hundred billion tons of scuba gear magically appear. But before Cheese can be officially declared legal tender, the orbit of the earth is thrown off because of a giant pile of scuba gear, and the earth goes spinning into the sun. All the cheese melts, and so does everything else.

I wish pi == 3.
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Wish granted. However, to make this physically work, what you used to know as one now is 1.047, two is 2.094, and so on, making the rest of math much more complicated.
(As a side note, One state actually had a bill proposed before which would legally make pi equal 4. Fortunately (and obviously), this failed.)

I wish Tomb Rabbit 2 had been finished.
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Wish granted, KJero send u a private message with an link to the 10 never published levels but when u open them in JCS it where all boring Kurva Hotels

I wish that Lori kills Spaz and Eva toke in his place with the same special moves.
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Wish granted. However, it only happens to your copy of JJ2, and you can't play online with either Spazz nor Eva. Jazz then sues Lori, and the police finds out that you have wished for Spazz'es death. You are sent to jail, and the loyers take a lot of money from the goverment as it turns out Jazz is a drunkard and can't afford them. The Netherland's economy then falls down, leaving the Dutchmen nothing. The Dutchmen form a new military order to conquer other nations and take their money. As the Netherland has many nukes, they spread all over europe. Other nations respond with more nukes, wich might have caused a nuclear holocaust if it wasn't for Superman, who throws all of them bad nukes into the sea ((-)(-)(-)(-) you, fish!!). An ancient race of fish people squid things who's name can not be pronounced by mere humans rises above the seas, the nukes have waken their wrath and they are now ready to take over the planet. They also use the nukelear power to enhence themselves, making them unstoppable. They kill Superman, and the Galactic Millatary Movement notices his sudden death. They come to rescue us, but no, it is not Galactic Millatary Movement, it is the (-)(-)(-)(-)ing Peace Movement!! They attpent to negotiate with the fish people squid thingies, but they ignore them. The human race dies.


I know I said no stories.... but (-)(-)(-)(-) all you all!!!11


I wish I could make this story much longer, even pages and LIGHTYEARS longer.
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Wish granted. However, you already could do this by making the font way too big, and adding the word very in about ten million times before each adjective. You just choose not to.

I wish whoever responds to this post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes that whoever responds to their post wishes...
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Since there was no end condition stated, there is no reason to waste a perfectly good wish on something that would waste X number of wishes without anything actually being wished for. Because the end condition was nothing, all the wishes are collapsed into one wish and nothing happens. Wish granted.

I wish I could cast Polymorph with perfect polymorph control at 100% success rate.
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Wish granted! Unfortuantly you are limited to a single polymorph: your current form.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.
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Granted! Except for every wish you must post in this thread and have your wish corrupted.


I wish I could cast Polymorph for an infinite number of forms, at myself and at anything else, with perfect polymorph control at 100% success rate. ;[
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Granted! Unfortuantly it requires an infinite amount of magic power to cast.

I wish for an infinite amount of *uncorrupted* wishes.
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Granted, but you have to use them all at once, they won't be granted until you use all of them.

I wish I could cast Polymorph for an infinite number of forms, at myself and at anything else, with perfect polymorph control at 100% success rate, for the power cost of 10 Calories. ;o
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Wish granted. However, since you spent so much time wishing for a polymorph spell, you forgot to eat, and those 10 calories were all you had left. You die.

I wish I was the king of the Internet!
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Done. The people rebel and overthrow you. The internet is now run by a small polar bear.

I wish that nobody would reply to this thread again.
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Granted! n0 is short for nobody, for your information.

I wish I wasn't dead, had food to eat, and still retained my polymorph spell.
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Wish granted. However, calories are a unit of energy, not power. Therefore, it is impossible to exert ten calories of power, making your spell just as impossible as it has been for all the previous times you wished for it.

I wish that everyone in the world was as smart as Einstein had been at his prime.
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The corporate, government, and social worlds disintegrate instantly, as everyone loses most of their social skills. However, Math and Physics are now a complete science, everything about both are known and generalized.

I wish I could cast Polymorph for an infinite number of forms, at myself and at anything else, with perfect polymorph control at 100% success rate, for the energy cost of 10 Calories, and if this Calorie limit is reached, the spell will not be cast. ;-;
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Wish granted. Everyone turn into babies and die because no one feeds them. The rise o the fish people squid things is now safe.

(what's Polymorph)


I wish I had remembered to collect my Meet The stories so I could present them in the forums and then become rich and famus because of my awesome writing skills and get hired by Valve and then take over Valve and get rich selling books and stuff.


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Damn you are fast. Wish granted, physics takes command though, and your polymorph spell turns into a lose weight easly spell.
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(Polymorph spell: The Spell that allows one to cause things/self to shapeshift)

Going back in time to remind yourself to collect your "Meet The" stories causes a second timeline to split off, making it so that in another dimension you are indeed rich and famus, [sic] but here nothing changes.

I wish I could cast Polymorph (defined as written above in this post) for an infinite number of forms, at myself and at anything else, with perfect polymorph control at 100% success rate, for the energy cost of 10 Calories, and if this Calorie limit is reached, the spell will not be cast. :-!
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Wish granted! Unfortuantly I'm faster, and I polymorph half of you into an anti-n0. The two collide and anihilate each other in a burst of energy.

I wish for a an anti-matter-explosion shield.
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Wish granted. You now posses an explosion sheild made entirely of anti-matter, which instantly turns into energy and is worse than the previous explosion ir should have sheiled you from.
I wish n0 would wish for his polymorph spell somewhere else so he could actually have it granted to his satisfaction. (I think he deserves it for all the effort he put into wishing this many times)
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Wish Granted! :-D

I wish I had a mint condition '09 twin turbo yellow Corvette with full leather interior with one mile on the odometer.
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Something should have gonw wrong with his wish, n0!

Wish granted, however as it's condition is as it was made at year 0009, it is so very old it dosen't work.


I wish I had more time
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Wish granted. You have way too much time.

I wish that I could concentrate better.
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Wish gran... hello? n0? Pay attention, I'm trying to grant you your wish here... oh, nevermind.

I wish for POWER!
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You are now king of an ant farm, where you can control all and crush them with a single finger.

I wish I had an army of Mr Game & Watches which help me capture all of teh A & W bear plushes in the world
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You have your army of game and watch men, but, being two dimensional, they all exist on a plane that bisects the earth and yet somehow misses every single A&W store.

I wish I could find that hat again that I wanted to buy for my girl for Christmas.
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Wish granted. However, the store owner got arrested for his ties with the yakuza, and the store is closed indefinitely and guarded by policemen and angry looking Japanese men.

I wish I was good at drawing.
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Wish granted. However, drawing changes, and no one likes any good drawings ever agin ever. Only blue tringles with small yellowish dots.


I wish I had an awesome voice.
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Granted, you had an awesome voice. But it was ruined by years of chain-smoking.

I wish I could find another hat that looks like the one in my last wish.
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Wish granted, a mysterious man gives it to you. Wow that was even a better hat than you ever did dream off...
Your girlfriend is so happy with it and want to know where u did get it!?

When she is at home she found a little letter in the hat of the mysterious man. He want's to meet her on his secret place. When she found him things gonna be REALLY messed up... For U! In the end of the story she never wanted to see you ever again.

You found the mysterious guy and in your big anger you want to cast the polymorph spell on him to turn him into a sheep. To bad for you the guy had an other hat with a 100% reflect spell ability. Bleeeeh!!

I wish that spammers gonna destroy this forum!
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Wish granted. However, they destroy you as well.

I wish to die in any way possible, no matter how painful, and have every part of my being removed from existence permanently.
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Hrm... hard to ruin that wish. Granted. But wait, there is an afterlife! And you are now in Purgatory, which is basically exactly the earth, but where no one ever grows old or dies.

I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Wish granted. A random thug breaks your legs, which hurts so much you don't feel your back pains anymore.

I wish I won't slip on a banana peel in the street to provide amusement for random passers-by.
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