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L33tz4n has a muzzle D=

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L33tz4n has a muzzle D=
There was only one picture where she didn't.

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Okay.

This is my last post in this dying game.

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Radium has jumped the shark!
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Okay.

This is my last post in this dying game.
Bet two cents it isnt.


edit: er I should really stop reviving this.
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You should. I'm beginning to get frustrated with the spam in this thread. If the next post in this thread is spam, I will delete it.
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Aah, topic revival!
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*cough* Err, good job MSB. Wow I seriously thought it was spam, boy was I wrong(see Xion's above post for an example of what I thought MSB's post was)

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Btw, when this does revive (if it does =P), it would be nice for Radium to post a summary of where we currently are because it's been so long =P.
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Well, Radium won't revive it till he finishes the battle engine. Technically, all that needs to be done is finish the script that makes all the battle html stuff. But Radium lost interest of that or something, and hasn't worked on it for a while to the best of my knowledge.
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School happened. But after it's over, I just have to complete the battle system =D.

Nice job on reading the thread, MSB. We can count on +1 player as soon as Uberbob is back.
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fill me in on this "battle engine"
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Think Advance Wars or Fire Emblem, only leeter/suxier. Check out the earlier parts of the game for a better idea.
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so, i type in a command and it happens?

or do i press my finger on the screen and move Uberbob around
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Type a command in. Like, "Uberbob north, Shuriken south, George Washington cast declaration". As far as I can tell, people like that method when I don't make math errors. BTW, the new one will be all comptuer controlled so I can't make math errors.
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The computer can, though. Not that it will.
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That's a chance we'll have to take.

BTW, if you want to see the sprites used in the previous versions, and the (un-scaled-down) versions of the new sprites, take a look at http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showt...hlight=uberbob
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thread revivals never last long enough

and whatever happened to my command "eat a NoBerry"
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We have none. We ate them all at the beginning of the game.
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There are none to be found. D= We're stuck inside a JJ2 level of all things! Noberries are exclusive to Pandora's Isle, but went extinct since Uberbob and co ate them all.

Don't make me become DM again! (Really. Don't.)
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No, we are not. I refuse to recognize that JJ2 thing. I say it was all a bad dream. Or a bad acid trip. Or whatever.
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i say Uberbob is just waking up from that horrible dream in his SUV, which is stuck in a tree.

everyone else is on the ground throwing rocks up at him trying to get him to come down
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i say Uberbob is just waking up from that horrible dream in his SUV, which is stuck in a tree.

everyone else is on the ground throwing rocks up at him trying to get him to come down
That's a possibility, but it would be Leetzan instead of Uberbob, since the latter is still missing.
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jjnext out of Fourteen Carrot.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I RETIRED?! *thwap*

But for all intents of being random, the cheats have been disabled. Haha.
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Whatever happened to "Mash together a blue bullet bouncer and a frostbiter. Shoot the result out of your gun, to the left."?

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No clue.

The result is a slightly colder Blue Bullet Bouncer. You lose one Frostbiter Ammo because ice cubes tend to be very fragile. You shoot the bullet to the left, it bounces around for a bit before exploding against the indestructable Diamondus surface.

Lem Gambino returns to his job at Vivendi Universal to make "Hoyle Party Games" for PC, XBOX, PS2, and Gamecube. Lem_Gambino is doing this DMing job out of boredom.
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Mash together a blue bullet bouncer and three frostbiters. Shoot the result out of your gun, upwards.
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Since it's been a while since this thread was going, could you do a quick summary of what's going on. Also tell us what L33tz4n can see. Thanks.
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I just pinpointed a bug that was troubling Rad with the exporter, so hopefully it will be done by the end of today and we can get going with the boss battle Lem has been prolonging. Then again, I don't think Rad has made Unfooruman's stats yet. But that couldn't take that long.

Alright, I assume you know in general what had happend in the origional thread? Because Rad already summarized what happened there, in the beginning of this thread.
So, our intrepid party adventured further and further into the lair of unfooruman. They fought Xion; they out-thought Smartherchild; they ended up reaching a laser security hallway thingy and the only ones who passed were L33tz4n, Shuri, and Fooruman; they ran away from a dragon; they ran away from an englishwoman; from a burst of immense supidity they destroyed an enchanted tail of great power. Then Lem became temp DM, and they unlocked a door guarded by Smarterchild; they get a pair of magic goggles from the ghost of Pandora; they go through a maze full of people called Egam; they blind a beholder; they go through a warp maze and Fooruman ends up dissapearing; they end up in the villian's break room, then Lem ends up stalling for a while by having us play Type Type Revolution and getting L33tz stuck in a JJ2 game and stuff. That stuff isn't important.

...man, it took a long time for me to type that. Way too long.
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I'll ignore that at the obvious request of Risp to avoid driving him insane. I'll just say Leetzan fell asleep at the computer and had a really weird dream.
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Or maybe let Rad choose what should happen.
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Rad isn't online, and he'll continue this game in another thread.
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which thread?

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go back outside and tell the guy it's fixed
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The thread isn't made yet. Because Rad isn't ready yet.
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when will it be made please. i must prepare

i think i'll put Uberbob on a t-shirt
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At this rate, it will be made whenever Rad is ready.

Really. Every morning it looks like he will be ready today. I keep forgetting how easily distracted he is. At least he is making progress.
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Really. Every morning it looks like he will be ready today. I keep forgetting how easily distracted he is. At least he is making progress.
I would take offense to this if it wasn't completely true. I'll be finished with the stuffs soon, and I'll just need you to fix all the problems. BTW, there are continually more problems.
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Well, with new fixes come new problems. In a world without problems everyone would get bored and kill themselves, and that would be a problem.

^ Sounded kinda weird O.o
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