Upon your command, Faw goes back to Fort Strato. (Without your command) L33t4n slithers away to the Cyber Cafe (of course mumbling something about you and Araches). You question Araches about the gate, but she knows nothing about it. Well, except for that it's a gate, and someone put wax in the keyhole.

You try pulling the wax out with the cord. Oddly, the cord seems immune to the effects of "pulling".

Ahem....

Then I'll use the chord on the wax and attempt to pull it out.

Claim page in the name of the 7 other possible solutions I have.

I missed that part at first and edited it on the last message before you posted that.

Go talk to 1337z4n

The way she left the room gives you the oddest feeling L33tz4n doesn't really want to talk to you.

Without completly listening to what Araches is saying, you think you distinctly hear her mention what L33tz4n said about raising your body heat. You figure she must be real tired and sleepbaked by now.

I ask araches about rasing body temperature hoping that it dosn't become innuendo, and then I wonder why you italisized real...

Araches mutters something about killing you later, shoves your body against the door and briefly halfway takes her shirt off. Ten thousand miles away a robot named Xion in a hospital is happy. As Araches is walking back to Strato, you are currently lying on the ground half dayzed trying to think of a way to explain to L33tz4n why there's a hole shaped like your body melted through the iron door.

You have evidently found the least intelligent of the three ways to get through this door. Others would have included:

-THE KNIFE. Araches said it couldn't cut a shoelace, but if I remember correctly you later used it to cut that very lace.

-YOUR PEGLEG. You're search for flammable objects has driven you away from the fact that you are a walking fireplace.

Now you feel stupid. Especially due to the fact Faw is probably the only one not plotting to kill you.

I knew that would end badly. As for the knife, I thought we had already tried that.

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

I knew that would end badly. As for the knife, I thought we had already tried that.

You mentioned it and gave up. Don't make me dig up quotes.

Actually thinking about it that wasn't too bad after all



...



Ahem



I'll go summon the rest of the party (- 1 Araches) and go Analyze the car (after saving)

Summon the party... it's like two in the morning. Faw and Araches are probably asleep at Fort Strato, and L33tz4n is probably asleep on a keyboard.

I'll just go back to Faw's Domain (avoiding 1337z4n and Araches) and go to sleep.

Have a very odd feeling nobody ever actually took the car keys.
Give up and go to sleep against the gate.

As I recall 2 people tried to get the car keys.

There is this major difference between being attacked by enchanted chains while trying to get something, and actually getting it.

(Infinite beat Unknown)

You go back to Faw's Domain and go to sleep on the pathetic matress you call your bed. You have terrible nightmares about the evil Blackraptor. And you also think a lot. You know, maybe the reason L33tz4n seems (or seemed) to like you more than Araches was because her lack of legs and ears let her see past your lack of one leg, one arm, and one ear. Or maybe it's just because Araches is of a different sexual orientation. You wake up in the morning to find that Faw came over and cooked pancakes for you.

Seduce Faw.
Attempt to create mental recap of recent events.

Lessee.. recap: You got trapped in a pool by enchanted chains and L33tz4n saved your sorry hide, then you scared your party half to death by jumping into a wall of spikes, then you spent six hours running back in forth trying to get a door open then sent the girl the likes you away so a lesbian could flash you and melt a door down. Really, it's no wonder your party has maximum morale.

We didn't even thank 1337z4n for saving us. Go talk to 1337z4n.
(after pancakes)

Originally Posted by Xion

I find a tree on the island, and break two sticks off to create a makeshift arm and hand. I then break off two more sticks to create a makeshift leg.

was a command.

Originally Posted by Radium

You're now like a cyborg except made mostly of wood.

implies that this all worked. And nothing is said about the tree being destroyed in the process.

But...

Originally Posted by Radium

Spinach Custard, aka Pandora's Island, is an island. Interestingly, it contains no trees but tall non-boyant plants, making escape difficult.

Explanation? I'm not quite sure I'll believe that the storm destroyed that tree and it was the only one, or that it destroyed every tree on the island.

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Go talk to 1337z4n. (after pancakes)

I'm glad we have our priorities straight.

After finishing your pancakes you head across the island to Fort Strato. The door seems to be locked.

There was only one tree, Unknown. The parts of it you didn't use were put into Fort Strato's foundation, I recall.

Going to bed.

Araches got another job for you!!!


...


Ahem


I'll knock on the door and say 1337z4n are you in there?

"Only one tree". Wonderful.

Check Inventory.
If Wings=True: Fly home and leave everyone to their own devices.


Later edit: Why didn't your wooden parts burn? If you're hot enough to melt iron and at the same time a walking fireplace...

That's more or less what I meant with "apply" to Faw.. only.. indirectly... =3

Anyways, you go throw a party for all the great work everyody's done. Whee!

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Later edit: Why didn't your wooden parts burn? If you're hot enough to melt iron and at the same time a walking fireplace...

Careful, if you and L33tz4n both notice that, you'll catch on fire. And these are not long-distance wings.

You walk up to the (locked) door to Fort Strato and call out "L33tz4n, are you there?". You hear no reply but have a feeling she heard you.

Note: Before Unknown brings it up, L33tz4n is at Strato now, not the Cafe.

Where's this DRAMA piccy when you need it?

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Where's this DRAMA piccy when you need it?

The pic I'm most frequently looking for is that "Searchplz" one.

Talk : 1337z4n : I'm sorry 1337z4n. I never thanked you for all of the great things you did for the group. Mostly at that pool situation. You whent very far out of your way to do this for us, and got badly hurt but still saved us. You spent hours decoding a stupid hard drive, only to get a stupid little sentence. I'm sorry that we never really realized how important you are to the group.

Quickly find some flowers to pick.
Edit: Oh... uh, and pick them, too.

And a noberry.

Hrm

Analyze: Spell: Town Pipe.
--Ask: Can the town pipe be cast anywhere in the area asked, or just one static point?

You need Fawriel for Town Pipe, right? And I think he left after making pancakes.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

You need Fawriel for Town Pipe, right? And I think he left after making pancakes.

No, Fawriel tried to talk to L33tz4n (after pancakes).

Read up, my friend. Read up.


Anyways...!

Control: L33tz4n
Analyze: Surroundings

Hey....

We should make a "rabid" fad!

I'm a Rabid Da Ra Lie (PSO boss, my favorite one.), Unknown is a Rabid Alligator...

Infinite Spaz could be "Rabid evil cat"
Radium could be "Rabid Squid"
Fawriel could be "Rabid n00b" (j/k, you can be "Rabid Fawriel")
Trafton could be "Rabid Snufuss"

XD It would be pretty cool.

And by that you mean?

by what?

Faw = Rabid berry tester.

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Faw = Rabid berry tester.

Agreed!

I wonder what i'm going to do with my life when this thread dies...

eat flowers