hrm.

We're getting nowhere with no money.

Ask: Person on the street: "We're visitors, what exactly is your form of currency?"

(Don't worry Rabid Evil Cat, I want EVERYBODY to know you said that, because REC is a local fun name. XD)

And also, a side note: With the araches thing, I thought that we could get the weapons with araches after the weapons are in our hands, and remember with the gate? It would benifit us and not benefit him.

Derby: Content removal.

You walk up to a random person and ask the form of currency. "Money," he replies, seriously.

My page.

hrm.

Inventory check plz thnx

Uberbob's Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope

Check entire party's inventory. (even items equipped, like armors and/or weapons.)

Uberbob's Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope
-Brown Cargo Pants
-Green Shirt
-Underwear of Eternal Evil

Fawriel's Invintory:
-Grey Sweatshirt
-Brown Baggy Bell-Bottom Pants
-Black Teeshirt
-I assume underwear. I'm not checking, though. Make Xion do it.

L33tz4n's Invintory:
-Yellow Contacts
-Snufuss Cloak

Araches' Invintory:
-Dark Red Mage's Miniskirt
-Dark Red Tube Top

I hate HTML code now.

Originally Posted by Radium

Araches' Invintory:
-Dark Red Mage's Miniskirt
-Dark Red Tube Top

She goes commando? Nice!

Check: places

Glancing at the shops around you, you see ChaosClothing (Your clothing retailer for goths, crossdressers and druids), TravelUnsafe Inc. (Telling you how to reach places you never cared to go), Thick's Sporting Goods (For those of us who like getting hit in the head), and Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery (Food for the good impared). Several park benches scatter the area, and (non invisible) people and creatures aimlessly go about their buisiness.

erm...no.

Like Faw's domain, Snufuss Lair, Trading post, etc.

Structures:
-Fort Strato
-Faw's domain
-Snufuss Lair
-Trading post
-Pandora's Pool
-Cyber Cafe
-Upper Placespot

Ask : Random Personthing : You know how or where I could get any money?

The random person says "I dunno, that's why I'm wandering around on the streets."

What do you know about Lower PlaceSpot?

"It's underwater," the person says.

*sigh*goto: Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery

You walk into Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery. It's quite a nice grocery store, with a nice built-in chinese restaurant. Apart from the fact that everyone in there is dressed in evil looking attire and seems to have glowing red eyes. The place has a good assortment of foods, all with modified labels to say things like "Evil Frosted Flakes" or "Evil Bananas". Evil Grandma Conquista is probably the old woman in a black dress seated at the only check out counter.

Ask : Granny : Can I get a job?

"WORTHLESS MORTAL," she begins, "YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS EVIL GRANDMA CONQUISTA. BOW, MORTAL. YOU'RE FIRED."
You look at her confused. "I don't even work for you!" You comlain.
"THEN YOU ARE HIRED, MORTAL," she says, "YOU ARE NOW FIRED. BYE PLZ THNX."


Going to bed. Bye.

Wait! What Is E-17+|s| Equal?

Oh well, time to go work on the map some more.

Progress : 40% done, mountain ranges, plains, ocean is being partial shaded, all known locations added, and addin random terrain to the East side of the map.

Offer to sell Granny an "Evil Noberry".

Ask for beforementioned dentist (since I'm pretty sure I lost a tooth last time Araches slapped me.)

You have a feeling Evil Grandma Conquista doesn't want your noberry. You walk up to a nearby evil dentist holding a box of chinese food. "Can you fix my teeh?" you ask him.
"Alright," he responds, "but I'll also have to give you three root canals and drill pointless holes in your mouth becase I'm evil."

er...

I'd rather have no tooth.

Town pipe: trading post
list: items for trade.

You teleport to the Trading Post. Once again, Gates has bought all the items and has forced them to restock.
Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Chaos Oil
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Quarter

Interesting that Gates buys everything quite frequently, but there were Pandora's Belongings in stock when you first came to the trading post. As he is obviously not dead, he must have arrived at about the same time you did.
FAWRIEL IS GATES IN DISGUISE.

Ask Invisible Gremlins if they ever plan to get an Illegal MP3 CD, Eraser, and Bag of Popsicles.
Examine Bandana.
Trade Pandora's Can for Chaos Oil.


*checks Inventory* Hmmm... two copies of Pandora's Car Keys?

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

*checks Inventory* Hmmm... two copies of Pandora's Car Keys?

Err... I guess there is now. Maybe there was an extra on the same keychain.

You look at the bandana. It seems to be a normal red bandana. No Chaos in the prefix here.

You pawn off Pandora's Can for the vial of Chaos Oil.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Chaos Oil
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope

Trade Noberry for Quarter.

Check Town Gate's capabilities.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Trade Noberry for Quarter.

No way, that quarter is carved only from the finest quartermetal!

Town Gate teleports your party to an already visited place of importance.

HIHIHIHIHI! I'm back from school, and 6th period lasted for what felt like 3 hours so I'm a bit hyper right now.

Map is getting worked on, and now...

Trade : Shoe : Quater

List Already Visited Places Of Importance.

You trade the Pandora's Shoe for the quarter.

Structures:
-Fort Strato
-Faw's domain
-Snufuss Lair
-Trading post
-Pandora's Pool
-Cyber Cafe
-Upper Placespot

Examine Bookmark.

The Bookmark of Eternity is a mystically malfunctioning item. Created with the intentions of making the ultimate bookmark your little sister couldn't pull out of the book, the Bookmark of Eternity can only be moved by it's owner, and when it's owner is touching it. Of course, this causes problems when you try to move the book and it just stays still in mid air.

Sounds useful

Trade : Rope : Bookmark

So if you had, say, four of these bookmarks, you could leave them suspended in midair and lay some extremely heavy weight on them?

I'm betting we only need one.

I'm just wondering if this is how Upper Placespot floats.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

I'm just wondering if this is how Upper Placespot floats.

Well, I doubt radium actually decided how it would float in the first place.

Actually, Radium did decide. Upper Placespot was a part of a space station that broke off. The man repairing it was holding a Bookmark of Eternity and got toasted in Earth's atmospere. When the last of his ashes fell from the bookmark, it stopped, leaving the large platform suspended in the sky. So they built a shopping center on it.

You trade the rope for the Bookmark of Eternity.
Bookmark ownership = Uberbob.