You lie.

Go to TravelUnsafe and see if they offer trips to Blackraptor's Home for only a quarter.

You enter Travel Unsafe Inc.. Advertisments and postcards line the walls, and maps are visible beneath the glass counter, which a heavily scarred otter stands behind. In the corner of the building there is a small gumball machine that reads "get a pink gumball and win five dollars!". You consider trying it, but your luck seems quite pitiful this year, it would just waste your one quarter.


My page.

Calculate percentage of pink gumballs.
Wonder if it would be cheating to simply break open the machine and take one.

About one pink to every twenty-four other colors; around twelve pinks total. I doubt you'd get five dollars for smashing the man's machine.

Ask Otter to join the party.

He is not interested in your mission. He just wants to sell overpriced maps. and con people into buying gumballs.

Ask Otter if he knows of any job openings.

"Much sorry, mister pegleg, we gots all the people we needs," he responds.

I make puzzles too easy.

What color are Noberries?

Purple.

Offer to sell Infinite's Rough Map.

The otter looks at it. "Sorry, pegs, we already gots one."

Ask to see it.

>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
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>quit

Originally Posted by Ninja

>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
>dfsdfasdfasdfasdf
>quit

What must I do to make you stop spamming?

"Well," the otter begins, "I can't show yer. Mah friend Infinite ain't done yet."

"So wouldn't it be better to have one now, in case somebody wants it before your friend is finished?"

(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)

No, this is a backup Inf.

The otter thinks for a moment. "We gots plenty er other nice maps. And gumballs."

Too easy, too easy.

Backl from school.
*wonders when I died*
Uhh I'm guessing Rad is preventing me from uploading the map until we finish this easy puzzle...maybe

> boom shoot ppl lol \o/
i r0x0rz ur boxers
and i no how 2 dress :>

Let's just ignore Ninja.

Yes Infinite, you can upload the map when they solve this. It really isn't hard.

Darnit!

Do: Put quarter in machine.
Do: Turn knob to get a gumball.

Simple!!!

(That's two easy things I've done: Buy a gumball and pick up a fork. I should get an intelegence reward...like putting me in the story Some pictures of araches ...Give them a link to Pioneer 2. That'll make me happy.)

Since you haven't saved in ages, I'll tell you now that all you will do is waste your quarter and get a gumball in that white flavor nobody likes. Durnit, think harder.

Xion...just...arghl. Anyway, we prolly should have saved before we took the chance.

Infinite, sometimes you just have to leap out and do something blissfully stupid. But as I already warned, this is not one of those times.

ok. *runs out into the middle of the street while holding laptop*
Anyway, I'm not even understanding what the puzzle is, so I'll just say what maps you got for a quater?

"Well, you can takes a look at the map of this store on the wall over theres fer free," he says, pointing at a picture of a square on the wall. You can not tell if he is joking or not.

Talk : Shopkeep : Be right back.
Cast : Town pipe : Trading post

Check : Invinitory
Check : Stock

"I'll be right back," you say to the otter, "take us to the Trading Post, Faw," a second later you are warped to the small wooden trading post building.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Chaos Oil
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Quarter
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity

*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*

This is the future. Filesharing has gotten so bad you'll be lucky if it could pass as toilet paper.

painful toilet paper.

You have no right to say that until you have tried it. Now get back on topic.

But I don't wanna...
What does item lock mean?

Several people must agree for it to be used/destroyed.

No more spam plz.

This is the future?

Pour drop of Chaos Oil onto Fawriel's Hairgrowthed hair.

The gremlins allow you to try a drop of Chaos Oil for free. You put it on Fawriel's hair. Surprisingly, the substance is incredibly sticky for oil. More like glue.

I actually was thinking of using the Chaos Oil in the inventory, not the Chaos Oil for trade. (Pandora's Car Keys syndrome?)

trade the bookmark for the digital camera.

(and when did the dagger come back?)

[edit]

Control: Faw
Cast: Town pipe: Upperspotplace
Go: map shop (too lazy to look up name)
Ask: Have you heard of an island named "Gran Da Val" before?
--if answer = yes
----Then say: Is it on this planet?
------if: answer = yes
--------then: say: Any way to get there from here?
------if: answer = no
--------then: say: Thanks!
--------Cast: Town Pipe: Trading Post
--if answer = no
----then: say: Hrm. Thanks anyways!
----cast: town pipe: trading post

[/edit]

Nevermind, simple mistakes. *fixes*

You want to trade that awesome bookmark for a digital camera you don't have anything to hook to?



Xion, this is not PSO. Drop your obsession.