And so the spam begins. No I won't let it. I refuse. Uhh...

Talk : random thing : Where did the dentist go? where is the dentists office?

Also could turn that into a song if I took out the talk random part.

You walk up to a random person. It's a human, appearing to be in his early twenties. "Hi," he says, "my names Jay Suoiruf. That's said 'sau-ee-rough'. How can I help you?"
"Do you know where that dentist went, or where his office is?" you ask.
"Well, he probably warped to the Mars Station. They have an academy for training all kinds of doctors there," he replies, "I just finished high school this year. I'm thinking about becoming a doctor... or a firefighter... ah, I dunno. I just want to help people," he says happily. Looking down, he notices the chip you are holding. "Oy, that looks like a hard drive from one of those space robots."

Mahpage.

You know rad, the word Oy has 2 meanings. Please specify.

This is the "Oy, look! A dollar" kind of Oy.

Ah k. Now, I say yes 'tis a fine chip isn't it? Know of any warps to Mars nearby?

Jay looks around briefly before responding "No, everyone who comes here warps here. That's what's great about us with the wapring ability; we only need to fly or drive somewhere once."

Yay for town pipe. Now uhh thanks for your help cya Jay.

...

(Party +1 Jay plx thnx)

"Eh, no thanks," Jay tells you, "I'm just a 90 pound weakling who is of no value to you," and with that he wanders off to Conquista's.

Good point. Now I'll go off and try to find Faw.

Pfft, where do you want to look?

Anywhere on the placespot. Everywhere in Place spot. Just find the rest of the party.

You decide to gather your party. You go into ChaosClothing and find L33tz4n, who has just bought some form of green druidish clothing and a whip (where'd I get that idea?). Araches is also just outside the building, holding a staff and wearing what appears to be a dark red leather dress. Evidently, nobody liked their old clothes that survived several fires and floods, because you find Fawriel in Conquista's wearing some kind of armor. He has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason. Everyone in your party gives you the last 50 cents of their 12.50, because you can't get anything for less than a dollar (unless it's some cliche price like 99 cents).

All old tattered clothing (sans Snufuss Robe) has been automatically added to the Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire due to my lack of wanting to keep track, making it the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire.

Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD

Ask: Araches: Hair color?
--if: Hair_color = Silver
----then: ask: Araches: Was his name Gradient?

Originally Posted by radium

He (Faw) has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason.

lol...munchies!

Now I know why faw is always weird.

Originally Posted by Xion

Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD

But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.

Originally Posted by Radium

But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.

erm...I made a mistake.

I wanted to know the other magician's hair color, if rememberable.

Originally Posted by Xion

erm...I made a mistake.

What else is new.

The other magician had no hair.

Gradient is gay?

Gradient is not gay.

Just a FOrce that wears long black-and-blue robes and a bandana.

(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)

I'm going to send my Humarl to kill your Forcast!

Control : Infinite Spaz
Go : Trading post
Give : Better map
Go : Spot place

Originally Posted by Xion

(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)

Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!

Xion, I don't ever ever want to see your LJ again.

'Y know, if you blur your eyes the word "LJ looks like a square.

Sorry, the blur tool dosn't work on my eyes.

Originally Posted by Radium

Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!

worshipping?

I'm just saying stuff behind your back, is that worshipping?

Xion's live journal is much like the spot place. A land where logic decides to go on vacation and chaos is the co-pilot.

Gibbakkontopic.

Well...partially right.

George Carlin is the co-pilot: A chaotic man with logic.

anyways...

Ask: randomperson: is there any place within the upper spot place that teaches this "warping" ability?

Nobody here teaches it because they expect anyone who manages to get here would know it.

Go: Grandma's market place place
Ask: Grandma: "Have you heard of a Telepipe? If so, can you point me in the direction of obtaining one?"

Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.

Shup.

All the telepipe would be is just a portable one-time-use warp system to a base point.

Kinda like their warping abilities...

Conquista has no idea what you are talking about.

I may add something like that later. Only if I kill off Faw, though.

Ask: Conquista: Best Chinese Place?

(and can I ask something? If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.

The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)

Originally Posted by Xion

If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.
The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)

Originally Posted by Radium

Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.

)<



Conquista agrees that her evil chinese food is the best.

dude...

if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.

Ask: Is the dentist back?

Originally Posted by Xion

if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.

Originally Posted by Radium

Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.

))<



The dentist has not returned, but there're probably a few others in Conquista's.

ask: randompersoninconquistia'splace: can you help me about getting to the mars station?

You look among the evil people, finally selecting a kind looking lawyer to speak to. "Hello, do you know any way to get to Mars Station?" you ask him.
"No, but I have these three 'Chaos Graps' I'm interested in trading for," he responds.

Give him the vial of Chaos oil for the three graps.

(I'm assuming he has the graps that he doesn't want.)

He seems uninterested in your Oil. However, he does mention "Those are some niiiiiice looking Treepieces you have there.... wood is rare around these parts..."