Bandit Sorcerer1 casts Dimention Divider
Bandit Sorcerer2 casts Mass Magic Shield
Blademaster defends.
Mindseer defends.
Uberbob attacks Bandit Sorcerer. Magic Shield takes 20 damage.
L33tz4n is unable to cast Summon Water Elemental due to Dimention Divider.
Fawriel casts Visions. Strongest enemy is Mindseer (mindmagic + seer magic)
Araches attacks Bandit Mindseer. Magic Shield takes 10 damage.
Shuriken attacks Sorcerer2. Magic Shield takes 25 damage.
Jay attacks Blademaster. Magic shield and Blademaster are mashed into a bloody red and glowing blue pulp.

ugh, I hate quickspells.

Command Jay to attack all the opponents at once, or something.

Or if that doesnt work:

Command Uberbob and L33tz4n to Attack Bandit Mindseer


If uberbob magically gets another turn instead of faw, command him to use "Enchant Weapon" to Enchant the pearldivers knife, and command Araches to use the knife to attack Bandit Sorcerer number 2.

Command Shuri to attack Bandit Sorcerer #2 (if dead, attack B.Sorcerer #1)
Jay: Attack whichever opponent has the highest HP remaining.

Jay has mashed the enemy. You win combat! +0 exp. The old lady runs away. Pfft, you don't even get a $20.

/wants to design combat system

Anything useful left behind by the mashed enemies, or anything the lady dropped while fleeing?

Blacky, if you think you can come up with a good system, just PM or email it to me.

You find a fourteen and a half dollar bill.
Your party is hungry. Your party wants food. Your party hasn't eaten in two days.

Did Uberbob cast enchant weapon?

Didn't get a chance.

Look for any cheap food place around. Attempt to boost up party morale by saying you'll give them your share of the food.

You do that. Eventually you come across a Burger King and McDonalds, across the road from each other. You can feel that this is the hardest decision you will make in your whole life.

For reference:

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo?

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.

Hmm...

Ask party on where they think they should go and dine in.

L33tz4n votes Burger King. Araches votes McDonalds. Shuriken votes Burger King. Jay votes McDonalds. Fawriel is neutral. =D DRAMA!!!

This may be the worst idea in history, but:
Split up party (Araches, Jay and Faw go to McDonalds, L33tz4n, Shuriken and Uberbob go to Burger King) In exactly 20 minutes they should meet right in front of both the resteraunts.

You cut your party in half and somehow turn that $14.5 bill into two $7.25s. Your miniparty enters Burger King. They are selling burgerkingy stuff in there (I forget what they sell, havn't been there in a while). What do you want to buy from these evil people?

A burger and a drink for each party member. Give burger peice to l33tz4n and Shuriken from own burger). Smuggle a small burger peice into inventory.

Who's face is on this bill?

You do that. $7.25 has died in combat!... er... spendage. Party is no longer hungry. Party morale has been raised!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Burgerpiece

Stratn, my face is on the bill. Fear!

What is Party Morale?

It's now 0. Not positive or negative.

Did Araches, Faw and Jay finish eating?

Yes.

So we're all in front of the Burger King and McDonalds right?

Check Inventory

Check surroundings

Talk to random people (ask them same usual, Blackraptor, Wafflelord, Araches etc)

You walk out of the Burger King. Rejoining with the other half of your party, you notice that Jay's gotten a bit taller and stronger looking, and his jaw seems to jut out slightly.

You walk to a random person wearing a black suit and ask about Wafflelord. "Yeah, I know him," the man says, "I'm the police force. The whole thing. I keep order around here," he casts Summon Donut and mucnches on it a little, "but recently, saaaay, the last thirty years or so, Wafflelord has made this place an anarchy. I think he might be planning to steal the Royal Diamond, largest jewl on earth, but right now he's down that road robbing a jewlry store. Cya!" and with that, the police man walks away.

Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 70
-Strength: 140
-Defense: 140
-Magic: 0

Boost Jay's morale as much as possible. Save. Go to Jewlery Store.

Upon entering the Jewlery store, bandits leap behind you and click handcuffs around your wrists. Wafflelord, blade drawn, strolls across the room towards you. "Well, well, well..." he says ominously, "haven't I seen you before?" he turns his attention to Jay, "well, you've changed a bit, have you not?" Jay scowls at the evil man, and as he tightens his fists the handcuffs burst into shards of metal. A sharp piece flys past Wafflelord's face, leaving a bleeding scar. Giving a look of sheer hatred in Jay's direction, he charges.

Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 65
-Strength: 190
-Defense: 190
-Magic: 0

Jay is going to explode soon...

Have Jay attack Wafflelord!

Evade attack. Free party.

Control: Xion
Go: Radium
Do: Remove V-Chip(s)

There. Now, LET US SEE SOME VIOLENCE!!!

Jay charges and swings. His robotic joints buzzing, Wafflelord backflips onto the jewlery store's counter, scattering papers and trinkets onto the ground. As he moves into a defensive stance, his mechanical eyepiece spins around, focusing on Jay.

Ooooh! Flashy!

Adjectives!

I still think Jay oughta(sp?) free the party for backup insurance or something.

Jay turns to face the party, but Wafflelord leaps into the air, swings on the celing fan, in lands in front of him. He turns his head to look up into Jay's eyes. A robotic noise comes from his legs as the metal plates mecanically shift into new positions, raising him taller. Blades slide from his wrists like claws, and he stares, unmoving, at Jay.

Attack the legs

Have Jay pick up the nearest non-party heavy object and throw it at Wafflelord.

Command Jay to attack the most weakest part on Wafflelord.

L33tz4n: Summon Rusty Iron Bat.
Faw: Cast Visions on Wafflelord.
Uberbob: Cast Stoneskin on Jay. Inspect handcuffs.
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Jay (this is probably a really bad idea).
Shuriken: Cast Haste on Jay.

The bandits holding you see you casting spells and immediately stop you. Jay tears up the counter and hurls it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord nimbly leaps out of the way and the counter smashes into Fawriel. Faw has lost a bunch of HP. Taking the offensive, Wafflelord jumps into the wall and springs off directly at Jay. He powefully smashes his shoulder into Jay's face and Jay falls to the ground. Scooping up a handful of jewlery, Wafflelord says "Fool, do you not know that brains always win over brawn?" he proceeds out the door, taking Uberbob's Burgerpiece and L33tz4n's contacts (don't ask how he got them out so quick, he is the king of thieves). The bandits release you and they all vanish into the depths of the city. Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 60
-Strength: 250
-Defense: 250
-Magic: 0

NO! NOT THE BURGERPEICE!! WHY!!!11

Promise Jay that we will help him defeat wafflelord. Check ground for free items
View inventory

Buy L33tz4n new contacts.