Furious jumps at Wafflelord's head. Wafflelord attempts to dodge, but moves a second too late and comes metallically crashing to the ground. He quickly reacts and flips out of Furious's grasp.

Araches casts Bloodlust on Einstein. Einstein starts to move the bars, which very slowly start to bend.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire: the permanent combination of many random items.
-Druid Robe: Modern Celtic attire. =P
-Magic Map: Allows teleportation, doesn't work interdimentionally.
-Bookmark of Eternity: A bookmark that doesn't move unless Uberbob's holding it.
-Magic Mirror: Reflects magic spells back with half the effect.
-Bracelet: The magic regenerating bracelet. Can't be permanently destroyed.

Uberbob: Use Magic Map to send Wafflelord to the middle of the ocean.>

The magic map won't work here (you're in the Mind Gate right now).

Have 1337z4n cast her water elemental spell to fight Wafflelord. Have Furious get the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire from Uberbob and try to use it to make the road sign into a weapon.

L33tz4n does not yet have the power to summon a Water Elemental. Uberbob throws Furious the 'scraptstrudel. Furious sticks it on the end of the roadsign. He then swings it at Wafflelord, who nimbly dodges out of the way. Wafflelord comes up behind Furious and kicks him to the ground. "Fool," he says, standing over Furious, "has it not yet become clear that brains always triumph over brawn?"

Einstein tears the bars from the cage, making a fair sized exit.

If anyone's confused, Araches, L33tz4n, and Einstein are in the cage. Furious and Wafflelord are nearby, and Uberbob is near them.

Attempt to put Wafflelord to sleep with one of Einstein's long and boring lectures.

It won't really work because Wafflelord will understand every word of what he says and find some intelligent reply I'm too stupid to think up.

Wafflelord raises his fist and prepares to kill the dazed Furious once and for all!

Have Araches cast Haste on Einstein and have Uberbob give him the dagger. Run behind Wafflelord and throw his cape up over his head, then stab his raised hand so he can't attack.

Araches casts haste on Einstein and Uberbob throws him the dagger. Einstein runs behind Wafflelord, throws the cape over his head, and stabs the raised robotic arm. In a shower of sparks, Wafflelord yells and grabs his injured arm. The summoned Einstein has been electrocuted and vanishes. Wafflelord tears the knife from his arm, throws it in the ground, and begins to untangle his head from the cape.

Furious is no longer dazed!

Have 1337z4n summon a Rusty Bat and toss it to Furious, then have him hit Wafflelord over the head, hopefully knocking him out.

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L33tz4n manages to summon a bat and tosses it to Furious. Furious smashes Waffelord over the head with it, and the bat shatters. Wafflelord stumbles backwards, but doesn't fall.

L_G appears in a flash of lighting right in front of Xion and asks, "What in the name of Nintendo are you doing???"

Back to the story: Have Araches cast Bloodlust on Uberbob, then have him pick a really big rock and throw it at Wafflelord while he's distracted. 1337z4n focuses to attempt to restore some of her magic.

Xion is annoyed Radium does not let him play.

Have Uberbob stab wafflelord in the head with the knife. Use telekinesis (or whatever it is called) to add to the killing power of the knife stab (by using it to push harder into wafflelord's head)

Araches casts bloodlust on Uberbob. Araches is now out of spell points. Uberbob throws a rock at Wafflelord and attempts to stab him in the head. Wafflelord smashes the rock and grabs Uberbob's arm, stopping the knife. Wafflelord's robotic eye rotates, focusing on Uberbob.

Oh. Well, in that case: (Off topic: "Revenge is a dish best served never," I say, and I summon Cat's Ear Tribe (a Yu-Gi-Oh monster) to reduce Xion's attack power to 200. I then equip the magic card Sword of Deep-Seated to increase CET's attack to 700 and attack. Xion is destroyed and Xion loses 500 Life Points.)

I don't think killing Waffle Lord would be a good idea...didn't he take them all here in the first place?

Let's have 1337z4n try to cut off his air (without killing him) by squeezing him with her tail.

But the reason we came here was to kill him! Have everyone attack Wafflelord at once. Have furious the monkeyboy tackle wafflelord, l33tz4n... err... wack him, have uberbob try to punch him, and have Araches follow l33tz4n's example. Have Shuri (where was she?) jump onto him to prevent him from trying to jump up.

But how did they get there in the first place???

They just stupidly barged into the mind gate. The place inside was currently reflecting Wafflelord's mind. He did not bring us here.

So if they kill him, that means they could get stuck in an infinite void for the rest of forever...^^;; This can't be good.

I kinda assume the area would go blank and the gate open again. But, ok.

If killing Wafflelord will be bad for Uberbob and co (as in, the interior of the mind gate will become a void as empty as if it had been modeling Xion's mind) ignore my last order.
If killing Wafflelord will not be bad for them, execute my last order.

Risp was right with the whole area going blank and hte gate opening. Also, any objects that aren't real would dissapear. And Shuri died. Does this change your plans in any way?

Originally Posted by Radium

And Shuri died.

When? I don't remember.

cracka.

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

When? I don't remember.

A Bionicbandit pwned her.

@Cracka: Thank you, I understand the meaning of life now.

Just asking, is Faw still in the story or is he gone forever? Same with foo.

It all depends on the actions taken.

Originally Posted by Radium

L33tz4n manages to summon a bad and tosses it to Furious. Furious smashes Waffelord over the head with it, and the bat shatters. Wafflelord stubles backwards, but doesn't fall.

Radium...


If it wasn't for me this would have gone down on your PERMANENT RECORD.

Off-topic to Xion: 9_9 You're obsessed with PSO; I'm obsessed with Golden Sun. Don't make me summon Thor on you...

I really like Starcraft. Can I call in a Terran fleet to attack Xion?

Not unless the Night Elves (Warcraft III) are joining.:evil:

Can we get back to the game before this thread succumbs to the spam king? (Xion)9_9

@Xion: Kthx. It was late and I had finals.
@Lem: Yes, no.
@Risp: No.
@Lem: No, yes.


The @ symbol is my friend.

& is *my* friend.^_^

I got ^, *, and $. Now back on topic.

Okay, so is it a good idea to kill Wafflelord or not???

It's your call. Killing him won't hurt you, but he's also the only one to have gotten into Blackraptor's lair.

LET'S ALL BE FWIENDS!!!1!!!1!^_^

Didn't you try that already?

Have Araches "persuade" Wafflelord to open the gate, then have him take you to BR's lair. Or you can just cut his head off and search his brain for that info, whatever works.