What phrase?

You'd best switch control back to L33tz4n before I decide a monsoon would be nice.

The darn phrase on Pandora'S HARDDRIVE! >_<
"The Sphere of Sky Sees the Truth"!

Pageclaim in the name of Rad's lack of potential as a puzzle-creator.

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Pageclaim in the name of Rad's lack of potential as a puzzle-creator.

I'd say the puzzle is quite good, considering you haven't figured it out yet. Of course, Infinite Spaz probably knows the answer.

I don't know what this puzzle is, unless you mean the harddrive's message about the Orb not showing illusions.

Look for pretty rocks.

Piccolo is spamming, so let's make this fun. It will start to rain at post 500.

You find no pretty rocks. There were only two pretty rocks. The rest are ugly and attached to the ground.

Rain doesn't sound good for anyone trapped inside a rabid swimming pool (just how big is it, anyway?).
Anyway, L33tz4n, L33tz4n, L33tz4n.

Break one bottle on ugly rock.
Think of broken bottle as weapon.
Head off into jungle, in the general direction of the volcano (if possible).

You head off that way *points* following a roughly carved trail. The trail leads you to a cable bridge across a ravine. You look from the two cables to the sky and relize it will probably start raining in about twenty posts.

Invintory:
-Bottle
-Broken Bottle
-Standard Minion Robe
-Pandora's Code
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Yellow Tinted Contact Lense x2

Party:
-L33tz4n

Grab onto the cables, unhook them from the side, and jump, swinging down, then climb up the cables. Unhook this side, and keep going.

Due to a serious case of not planning ahead, you swing down and smash into the ravine wall, plummeting fourty feet to the water at the bottom.

Use robe as parachute.

Wasn't this in Alice in Wonderland? Uh, yeah. And according to Disney it works.

Go : Trading post
Trade : Broken bottle : Repair kit
Go : Cable bridge
Use : Repair kit : cable bridge
Go : Volcano basin

You're in a ravine and have no idea which direction to go. And once again are assuming everyone has wings these days.

The water in the ravine flows to your left. That's a good indication that leads to the ocean, and the other way leads to the water source.

Wear Robe.
Fill Bottle with water.
Go left.

You scoop some water up in the bottle. Re-equipping your robe and heading left, you discover that a rabid alligator nest blocks your path. They haven't seemed to notice you yet.

Control: Uberbob
Check: status
Control: L33tz4n
Do: Use robe like diving bell, diving under to pass by the nest as if you looked like a piece of clothing fallen into the river.

Uberbob's current status is: Full health, bored, singing Kumbaya.

Your bell thing would not work noteably well because the water is only about half a meter deep and swimming would be hard for a minion anyway.

Also, you mentioned that Uberbob and Fawriel's arms were tied down...

L33tz4n is in the river...

Where's Araches? (and as unknown mentioned, L33tz4n would not look good drawn that way, however I think Araches would look better drawn that way, the one I meant to say but was confused. XO Do'h!)

Oh, and what's that way?

Araches is also chained down. I've only mentioned the people you tried to control.

And you are not understanding my plan.

Remove: Robe
Do: Stand up
Place: entire robe over head, with head in the middle.
Do: Flatten out to submerge entire body

The robe should be able to retain air, and since L33tz4n is submurged fully, the nest should not be able to see her.

XD PWNED!

So you want to lay under a purple blanket and float past a nest of rabid alligators? Okay! You float past them, and luckily only about half notice you and begin swiming in your direction. It could have been worse.

Now what's that way?

Originally Posted by Radium

Oh, and what's that way?

Are you just acting stupid, or are you really stupid?

How ELSE would I be asking you to draw her?

Use: Tinted Lenses

Find: Rock
Use: Rock
Repeat untill not needed anymore.

Your contacts are already in. Use... rocks? What the heck do you use a rock for? Regardless, you pick up rocks until you sink to the bottom of the one and a half foot stream, aligators right on your tail.

Invintory:
-Bottle
-Broken Bottle
-Standard Minion Robe
-Pandora's Code
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Yellow Tinted Contact Lense x2
-Rock x(far too many)

Party:
-L33tz4n


And no, I still don't know what that way is. Really. I bet Derby doesn't know either.

Drop: All rocks
Pick up: ONE ROCK
Use: Rock: Alligator's head
X
Pick up: ONE ROCK
Use: Rock: Alligator's head.
Repat from X

Lose Rocks.
Emerge from water.
Tell Alligators "7|-|3 5p|-|3|'3 0|= 5|<'/ 5335 7|-|3 7|'|_|7|-|"
(if Alligators are unimpressed) Attack alligators with broken bottle.

You try talking to the alligators before deciding to throw rocks and attack them with the bottle. Sadly, badly co-ordinated fighting has resulted in your geting completly tangled in your robe and trapped against the wall by several aligators.

Pray for eight posts late rain.
Attempt to seduce alligators.

Seduce alligators? They aren't even reptiles... anphibians, I think. The alligators are getting ready to bite you and your robe is stuck.

And look at that, a raindrop hit the stream!

Convert alligators to the Snufuss.
Pray for flood.

Maybe your prayers will be answered, I hear thunder.

Convert aligators to the Snufuss? Even if magic could do that, the rabid aligators prevent spellcasting. The alligators snap a hole in the robe. They miss your body but get Pandora's Harddrive and both the bottles. Course, they also provided a possible escape from their straightjacket.

Hit Alligators.
Try to explain about the Snufuss verbally to these poor, uneducated creatures.

(Xion is probably trying to tell you to draw Araches or L33tz4n as a male)

I don't think your former religeon(sp?) inetrests them. You really are having trouble attacking in a accidental straight jacket. Slipping out would destroy your invintory (cept for the contact lenses, but you seem to have already lost one).

The water in Pandora's Pool is currently one inch high.

Escape from robe.
Run away until spell casting is possible.
Summon metal baseball bat.
Attack Alligators with metal baseball bat.

Alas, the alligators seem to have you cornered and surrounded. And you are unarmed and unarmored. And you can only see clearly though one eye.

Invintory:
-Yellow Tinted Contact Lense

Party:
-L33tz4n

Have wavy flashback to previous (solved) problem which happens to have had the same solution as this one does.

Eh.. you watched WWE once.

Control: Xion

Controlling Xion: You are a person named Xion on a space base. Sadly, you are standing in a runway and a spaceship strikes you dead. Now returning to L33tz4n.