Originally Posted by Piccolo

But if he could use it, they'd have a psychical connection and he could maybe see what she is thinking...

You mean a mental connection. And no, it's really only a one-way thing; you can be sent stuff, but can't "come and get" stuff.

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Erm.. I slowly put the fork down near the cake, hoping she'll do the same..

Unknown's burning tree eats your page. Now returning to Uberbob and L33tz4n.

Put down the fork? It took you twenty minutes to pick it up!

It sure looks very sexy to hold a fork up for hours on your first date.

EAT THE DARN CAKE!
AND STAND GUARD!

You slowly lift the fork. L33tz4n mirrors your movements in a defensive way. You both slowly move it towards the cake. Oh no, your fork snapped in half from tension. And it appears L33tz4n's did too. So, you're both holding two pieces of fork. Way to go.

*sigh* ok, bad situation. Now, let's think. Why would uber bob have any disire to kill 1337z4n?

Laugh nervously.

"Uhh, I suppose it's a bit late to apologize"

(come on rad, make 1337z4n explode...into rage so most of the tension will be gone)

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Why would uber bob have any disire to kill 1337z4n?

The real question is why wouldn't L33tz4n have every intention to kill Uberbob?

You laugh nervously. For a second, it looks like L33tz4n will too, but she just smiles briefly.

You change the subject again. "Uhh, I suppose it's a bit late to apologize."

Look I know your mad at me (and I know this is cliche) and you have every right to be, so whatever you want to say just say it.


But please don't kill me.

"Look" you begin, "I know you're mad at me, and you have every right to be, so whatever you want to say just say it," you keep your mouth open long enough to add in "but please don't kill me." She smiles slightly again, and begins to lower the hand with the broken fork to the table.

Put down broken fork.
Display total lack of weapons.

You drop the broken fork, which is now smashed into tiny pieces roughly the size of pennies. L33tz4n does likewise, though her fork still appears to have at least one usable half. You then both resume staring at eachother in silence.

Try looking deep into L33tz4n's eyes (or her contacts) and smiling.

You attempt to look deep into L33tz4n's eyes and smile. Since it's something so simple not even you can mess it up, it works.

And radium has succeded in boring me to the point that I quit.

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

And radium has succeded in boring me to the point that I quit.

Bwaha, it worked! Now if I put a wooden door in somewhere, you'll all be helpless without your mighty advisor!

And hey, I don't decide what happens in this story. You all took twenty minutes to pick up a fork.

Just to spite radium and do a last ditch effort to speed this up, I'll ask her if she wants to go out and get those car keys and check out pandora's car

RIGHT ON! XD

Speaking of the car keys, I checked. They actually were picked up, but Radium never listed them in the inventory.
BUT THE CAKE!

Add cake to invintory

The keys... eh... Faw ate them too. But they're back now.

L33tz4n thinks for a moment, before agreeing "okay." You pack the cake up and bring it along. Of course, there's another dillema here; usually Faw would just warp you there, but he's hiding several miles away, meaning your only way to get the two of you there would be for you to carry l33tz4n. You didn't kill eachother with forks, but are you really getting along to the point she'd trust you carrying her while flying?

Summon the msn butterfly guy and mug him for his wings.

That would be mean, Rabid Evil Cat.

I think L33tz4n and you should walk there and converse about life.

Great idea!!! Walk to the Snufuss lair where faw is while asking 1337z4n about herself.

How romantic. "Let's go out for a drive... oh wait, I left the car somewhere I don't know how to get to. Let's mug someone for transportation."

Check Pandora's Car Keys for any "summon car" buttons.

Ask: L33tz4n: Any new spells after the pool incedent?

It's simply amazing that Faw has had more relationships than Xion.

With no apparent alligators to maul the MSN guy, you decide to walk to Snufuss Lair to find Faw and Araches. You begin to talk to L33tz4n about herself. "So, how did you get here?" you question.
"I was b0rn and l1ved in the Lair," she replies as if you should've figured that out on your own."
You continue the conversation, "any new spells after the pool incident?"
She thinks for a moment before saying "apart from the Glitch1ng, no."
You try to think of something else to say. "Why are you the only Minion with contacts?"
"It's not a surpr1sing statistic, c0nsidering I'm the only minion." she responds. You knew that you had killed the others, but you never really made the connection that she was the last of her species.

Pandora's car keys have no summon car botton.

hrm.

...!
This doesn't take a genious.

how far have they gone from Fort Strato?
Control: Fawriel.
--If control = yes
--then Cast: Town Pipe: Fort Strato
Control: Uberbob and L33tz4n.
--If Distance = <10km
---Then Go: Fort Strato

Well, that wasn't hard.

How romantic. "Let's go out for a drive... oh wait, I left the car somewhere I don't know how to get to. Let's mug someone for transportation."

Ok

Eeeh radium has a good point. Thats a date killer. I say I'm sure there are plenty others of your species out there.

Originally Posted by Xion

...!
This doesn't take a genious.

About time someone noticed. Anyway, you can only take control of someone if they are allied with you and in a sane state of mind.

You respond to her earlier statement with "I'm sure there are plenty of your species leftt out there," though you and L33tz4n continue walking in silence until you get to the ravine. Yes, the ravine with the cable bridge Grath cut down.

Helltypo edit.

You are assuming Fawriel and Uberbob can telepathically communicate or something like that. Faw has no way of knowing it's safe to go back, and even if he did, how would Uberbob/L33tz4n know he was there?

Absent-mindedly wonder why the male minions didn't simply fly up to attack the party.

Look around confused. where did 1337z4n go? why is araches here!?

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Look around confused. where did 1337z4n go? why is araches here!?

Oops. Regardless, you got the caps wrong on both names. Learn the almighty powers of the capital one.

And just because male minions can fly doesn't mean they WANT to. When you're outnumbering your opponent seven hundred to four, it's more fun to savor the moment.

species leftt out there

Silly rad, leftt isn't a word. Anyway, ask 1337z4n if she knows about any secret passages to her old lair.

Faw may be allied with us, but you also saying he is now insane?

Wait.

We are all in a party, yes? But we are all split up.


We are not linked directly to Uberbob, as shown. We can swap control, like in FF6. Remember Kefka's tower? (wait, I think you are too ignorant so you worship Sony. XD PWNED!)

So we, L33tz4n and Uberbob, can glitch Faw because he cannot be allied and sane along with being uncontrollable. This makes him under our control.

Anyways.

Control: Xion
Check: Stats
Control: Uberbob & L33tz4n

Who said Faw was insane? I mean, I say that quite frequently but I haven't said it here. Faw is just scared half to death and hiding in a cavern, which counts as a non-sane state of mind.

Xion is currently in a box of chinese food. One of the doctors at the robohospital dropped his hard drive.

You ask L33tz4n if there is any secret passages to her old lair. She replies with a simple "No". Surprisingly a completly non-l33t sentence.

LEFTT IS A WORD.

Talk : Grath : Random profane comments
Analyze : Infinite Spaz
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's sanity
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's post
Analyze : Ravine
Talk : L337z4n : You want to hold on and we can fly over?

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Analyze : Infinite Spaz
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Analyze : Ravine

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4.) The ravine is where God stabbed the earth with a salad fork.
Since GRATH CUT TEH BRIDGE ):, you ask L33tz4n if she'd mind being flown across. She looks unsure for a moment, but relizing it's only a few dosen feet, agrees. You fly her across without anyone (primarily you) dieing. What a surprise.

Continuing to Snufuss Lair, you find that Faw has built a WOODEN DOOR o: o: O: How ever shalt thee overcome this peril?

Ask L337z4n if she can do the same thing that Araches did a while ago


...


Ahem


I am no longer trying to open doors.