Aug 30, 2003, 05:42 PM | |
You walk towards the randomly selected house. Another Minion comes out of it, and just stares at you. She/he/it is just standing there. Standing. Staring. And it's freekie)<
Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Dagger -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel Structures: -Faw's Domain -Castle The unknown gremlins have upgraded the Snufuss Lair garrison into a castle! Name? |
Aug 31, 2003, 05:30 AM | |
Give Faw dagger.
Send Faw to hunt through the other houses. Add Minion to party. Use Golden Toothbrush on tape-removing machine. Offer Araches Noberries. |
Aug 31, 2003, 06:35 AM | |
Sry, Inf. Faw and No beat you.
You ask the Minion if he has a bag of popsicles. He doesn't say anything. You hand Faw the dagger and send him to hunt other houses. The Minion will not join your party. The toothbrush on the tape-remover does nothing. Araches does not want your bag of noberries, you both just ate an eagle ten minutes ago. Stop giving me so many pointless commands! >.< Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box (TAPED SHUT, TAPED SHUT, DARNIT, REMEMBER?) Party: -Uberbob -Araches Structures: -Faw's Domain -Fort Strato |
Aug 31, 2003, 06:44 AM | |
Every time you want to brush your teeth, I have to remind you that you have no toothpaste )< . Blissfully ignoring the tape removal machine and it's connection to the taped closed Pandora's Box, you walk outside. There's five houses, which would you like to enter?
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:50 AM | |
Much to your (dis)pleasure, all you find inside Pandora's Box is Pandora's Can, and none of your party has a can opener. After poking at the can with your dagger for about twenty minutes, you go outside and meet up with Faw again (who didn't find anything) and enter the third house (is that third from the left or right? And does it matter with five houses?). When you open the door, another Minion comes out, thinner and more feminine looking than the previous one. She says "Gr33t2 /\/\0r74l!!!11".
Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box (empty) -Pandora's Can -Duct Tape -Dagger Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel Structures: -Domain -Strato |
Aug 31, 2003, 07:31 AM | |
L337z4n has joined your party! Of course, no sooner than that a group of Minions decide to sacrifice all four of you. They tie you to a wall and put you in the Snufuss cage. What now?
Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box -Pandora's Can -Duct Tape -Dagger Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel -L33tz4n Structures: -Domain -Strato |
Aug 31, 2003, 07:38 AM | |
I don't think they'll go for it. The Snufuss is now charging at you, and you're still tied to a wall.
Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box -Pandora's Can -Duct Tape -Dagger Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel -L33tz4n Structures: -Faw's Domain -Fort Strato Last edited by Radium; Aug 31, 2003 at 08:03 AM. |
Aug 31, 2003, 11:16 AM | |
You take the DAGGER from Faw, and wildly poke at the Snufuss with it.
You order L337z4n to attack the Snufuss.
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Aug 31, 2003, 02:36 PM | |
The straightened out fish hook kills the Snufuss, splattering greenish-blue blood all over you. Gasps of horror pass through the crowd of Minions. They all throw off their purple cloaks, releaving serpent-like legless bodies from their waist down (Mermaids Gone BAd =0 ). Most of them are holding rusty iron baseball bats which they probably plan to beat you to a bloody pulp with. They outnumber you about 700 to four, so how do you wish to react?
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:25 PM | |
You react... VIOLENTLY!
You go insane, and start violently hacking apart Minions. You have Arches cast all her most powerful defensive magic, and Faw hunt down any surviving.
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Aug 31, 2003, 03:31 PM | |
You insanely hack apart everything you can find, which is quite difficult considering you only have one weapon between the four of you. You poke things with the dagger, Faw pokes things with his finger, Araches casts random defensive stuff, L337z4n casts random offensive stuff. But there's still 698 Minions left ):. Maybe berserking isn't the best course of action here.
Invintory: -Feathers -Eagle Skeleton -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Box -Pandora's Can -Duct Tape -Dagger Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel -L33tz4n Structures: -Faw's Domain -Fort Strato |
Aug 31, 2003, 03:36 PM | |
You use the Eagle Skeleton to make sickles for each of you, so everyone has two sickles, except Uberbob who has the dagger.
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Aug 31, 2003, 04:45 PM | |
Invintory:
-Feathers -Sickles -Thirdnotestrudel -Golden Toothbrush -Bag of Noberries -Dollar -Pandora's Can -Duct Tape -Dagger Party: -Uberbob -Araches -Fawriel -L33tz4n Structures: -Faw's Domain -Fort Strato Pandora's Box has been destroyed. |
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