Sep 7, 2003, 05:20 PM | |||
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You try to sound as dramatic as possible and say "I'm sorry 1337z4n. I never thanked you for all of the great things you did for the goup. Mostly at that pool situation. You whent very far out of your way to do this for us, and got badly hurt but still saved us. You spent hours decoding a stupid hard drive, only to get a stupid little sentence. I'm sorry that we never really realized how important you are to the group." You finish by picking up some flowers and holding them out in plain sight of the windows. You hear what sounds oddly like Fawriel talking to L33tz4n. He opens the door, and the flowered apron he's wearing suggests he's in "maximum Martha mode". Using his unnaturally defective powers of friendliness he's baked a cake and wants you and L33tz4n to share it. What a Fawish thing. Dare you play along? Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire -40 Noberries. -Dagger (if there's one thing I've learned, it's best not to bring weapons to dinner with a girl) -Pandora's Shoe -Pandora's Can -Basketball -Orb -Chaos Cord -Flower with a scientific name you are unable to pronounce |
Sep 7, 2003, 05:30 PM | |
Thank Fawriel for pancakes.
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Sep 7, 2003, 05:33 PM | |
Thanking him for the pancakes earlier, you let Happyfaw lead you into the next room and you sit across a table from L33tz4n. And sit. And remain sitting. Both staring at eachother, and occasionally the cake. Uh oh, nobody seems to be doing anything (except for Faw, who slides out the doorway, only comforted by the fact niether of you have weapons).
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Sep 7, 2003, 05:42 PM | |
You nervously say "uhh.. hi..?" to L33tz4n, sliding the flowers and page across the table. There's a real akward silence before she responds "H1," as quickly as possible. Another odd silence. Fawriel quietly stalks into the room and lays down two forks before Teleporting away. Relizing he just armed you, you expect he's hiding in a dark corner of Snufuss Lair.
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Sep 7, 2003, 05:44 PM | |
"Your non-l33t is getting good."
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Sep 7, 2003, 05:44 PM | |
Hey, that sounds more realistic already.
I try to act like an embarassed teeny on his first date, wich is easy because that's more or less the case, and to make her do the first move because of Uberbob's retarded-looking "looking-around-the-place-trying-to-look-like-(see above)". Now try to understand THAT sentence. XD;
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Sep 7, 2003, 05:54 PM | |
(Quickly) "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
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Sep 7, 2003, 06:03 PM | |
"I think its nice that you are going out of your way to learn english for me," you begin. You almost mention the iron gate event, but interrupt yourself with "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
It gets very quiet again. "So, h0w did you f1n4lly g3t through th3 gate?" You were quite afraid she'd ask that. And you think she looked down at the fork again. |
Sep 7, 2003, 06:08 PM | ||
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Sep 7, 2003, 06:10 PM | |
You consider a way to explain. "Well, we tried the obvious things, but eventually I asked Araches about what you were talking about," you pause here. "Quite suddenly, I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss, but I broke through the gate." You noticeably mumble the second part. It's gets even more unnaturally quiet than before, both of you just staring across the table. You both seem to be ignoring the cake and forks quite nicely.
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Sep 7, 2003, 06:14 PM | |
But I truly think that we were meant for each other. You are smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?
What uber bob thought was KLJFDSHKJSD MAY DAY UHHHHH WHAT TO SAY URM I like you....we were meant to be, you are smart, 1337, uhhhhh cute.....uhhhhhh, glitching yea! that will due. |
Sep 7, 2003, 06:16 PM | |
"I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" stop suddenly and hope the invisible gremlins attack or something.
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Sep 7, 2003, 07:58 PM | |
"Yay I am a terrible liar. I have never gone beyond the gate. Sorry about that."
glance at the cake "So, want to eat?"
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Sep 8, 2003, 03:40 AM | |
Lay off that darned tree, Unknown, or I'll nail you with a salad fork.
You try to think of something to say. "But I truly think that we were meant for each other," you begin, "you're smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?" There's another abnormal silence. You continue, "I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" you stop suddenly. L33tz4n looks like she's about to say something, but closes her mouth and doesn't. You try to change the subject. "So, want to eat?" you say glancing down at the cake. L33tz4n remains silent, and niether of you are making moves for the forks. |
Sep 8, 2003, 11:57 AM | |
I'm just trying to bring back the trees that previously existed and were later said to not exist. Because then you might say which side the moss was growing on when L33tz4n emerged from the ravine.
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Sep 8, 2003, 12:38 PM | |
*locks Unknown in hollow tree (THAT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND)*
*sets tree on fire* You grab for the fork as quickly as possible. L33tz4n's hand shoots out and lands on her fork almost the same time. Both of you have your hands on the forks, but evidently you both find it unwise to move a muscle. Araches walks sleepily down the stairs from the bedrooms. She takes a moment to analyze the scene before hurling herself out a low window, making a fast escape. Last edited by Radium; Sep 8, 2003 at 12:52 PM. |
Sep 8, 2003, 01:00 PM | |
"These are... nice forks."
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Sep 8, 2003, 01:20 PM | |
What, you're thinking if L33tz4n tries to kill Uberbob, he'd gain some new ability?
"So... ummm... why were you being sacrificed?" |
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Uberbob's ability was initialized(sp?) by a near death experience, but now it can be used freely, as long as he and L33tz4n are thinking the same thing. You have a feeling asking why someone as almost sacrificed is not a good conversation for the moment. |
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