Sep 8, 2003, 01:24 PM | ||
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Sep 8, 2003, 01:31 PM | |
You slowly lift the fork. L33tz4n mirrors your movements in a defensive way. You both slowly move it towards the cake. Oh no, your fork snapped in half from tension. And it appears L33tz4n's did too. So, you're both holding two pieces of fork. Way to go.
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Sep 8, 2003, 01:33 PM | |
Laugh nervously.
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Sep 8, 2003, 01:34 PM | ||
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You laugh nervously. For a second, it looks like L33tz4n will too, but she just smiles briefly. You change the subject again. "Uhh, I suppose it's a bit late to apologize." |
Sep 8, 2003, 01:48 PM | |
"Look" you begin, "I know you're mad at me, and you have every right to be, so whatever you want to say just say it," you keep your mouth open long enough to add in "but please don't kill me." She smiles slightly again, and begins to lower the hand with the broken fork to the table.
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Sep 8, 2003, 01:54 PM | |
Put down broken fork.
Display total lack of weapons. |
Sep 8, 2003, 01:58 PM | |
You drop the broken fork, which is now smashed into tiny pieces roughly the size of pennies. L33tz4n does likewise, though her fork still appears to have at least one usable half. You then both resume staring at eachother in silence.
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Sep 8, 2003, 02:02 PM | |
Try looking deep into L33tz4n's eyes (or her contacts) and smiling.
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Sep 8, 2003, 02:06 PM | ||
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And hey, I don't decide what happens in this story. You all took twenty minutes to pick up a fork.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:12 PM | |
Speaking of the car keys, I checked. They actually were picked up, but Radium never listed them in the inventory.
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Sep 8, 2003, 02:18 PM | |
The keys... eh... Faw ate them too. But they're back now.
L33tz4n thinks for a moment, before agreeing "okay." You pack the cake up and bring it along. Of course, there's another dillema here; usually Faw would just warp you there, but he's hiding several miles away, meaning your only way to get the two of you there would be for you to carry l33tz4n. You didn't kill eachother with forks, but are you really getting along to the point she'd trust you carrying her while flying? |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:33 PM | |
How romantic. "Let's go out for a drive... oh wait, I left the car somewhere I don't know how to get to. Let's mug someone for transportation."
Check Pandora's Car Keys for any "summon car" buttons. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:40 PM | |
It's simply amazing that Faw has had more relationships than Xion.
With no apparent alligators to maul the MSN guy, you decide to walk to Snufuss Lair to find Faw and Araches. You begin to talk to L33tz4n about herself. "So, how did you get here?" you question. "I was b0rn and l1ved in the Lair," she replies as if you should've figured that out on your own." You continue the conversation, "any new spells after the pool incident?" She thinks for a moment before saying "apart from the Glitch1ng, no." You try to think of something else to say. "Why are you the only Minion with contacts?" "It's not a surpr1sing statistic, c0nsidering I'm the only minion." she responds. You knew that you had killed the others, but you never really made the connection that she was the last of her species. Pandora's car keys have no summon car botton. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:45 PM | |
hrm.
...! This doesn't take a genious. how far have they gone from Fort Strato? Control: Fawriel. --If control = yes --then Cast: Town Pipe: Fort Strato Control: Uberbob and L33tz4n. --If Distance = <10km ---Then Go: Fort Strato Well, that wasn't hard.
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Sep 8, 2003, 02:47 PM | ||
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Ok Eeeh radium has a good point. Thats a date killer. I say I'm sure there are plenty others of your species out there. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:48 PM | ||
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You respond to her earlier statement with "I'm sure there are plenty of your species leftt out there," though you and L33tz4n continue walking in silence until you get to the ravine. Yes, the ravine with the cable bridge Grath cut down. Helltypo edit. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:48 PM | |
You are assuming Fawriel and Uberbob can telepathically communicate or something like that. Faw has no way of knowing it's safe to go back, and even if he did, how would Uberbob/L33tz4n know he was there?
Absent-mindedly wonder why the male minions didn't simply fly up to attack the party. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:53 PM | ||
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And just because male minions can fly doesn't mean they WANT to. When you're outnumbering your opponent seven hundred to four, it's more fun to savor the moment.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Sep 8, 2003, 02:55 PM | |
Faw may be allied with us, but you also saying he is now insane?
Wait. We are all in a party, yes? But we are all split up. We are not linked directly to Uberbob, as shown. We can swap control, like in FF6. Remember Kefka's tower? (wait, I think you are too ignorant so you worship Sony. XD PWNED!) So we, L33tz4n and Uberbob, can glitch Faw because he cannot be allied and sane along with being uncontrollable. This makes him under our control. Anyways. Control: Xion Check: Stats Control: Uberbob & L33tz4n
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Sep 8, 2003, 02:59 PM | |
Who said Faw was insane? I mean, I say that quite frequently but I haven't said it here. Faw is just scared half to death and hiding in a cavern, which counts as a non-sane state of mind.
Xion is currently in a box of chinese food. One of the doctors at the robohospital dropped his hard drive. You ask L33tz4n if there is any secret passages to her old lair. She replies with a simple "No". Surprisingly a completly non-l33t sentence. LEFTT IS A WORD. |
Sep 8, 2003, 03:09 PM | ||
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2.) 0 3.) Pirate. No, ninja. Arrwha. Hiarr. 4.) The ravine is where God stabbed the earth with a salad fork. Since GRATH CUT TEH BRIDGE ):, you ask L33tz4n if she'd mind being flown across. She looks unsure for a moment, but relizing it's only a few dosen feet, agrees. You fly her across without anyone (primarily you) dieing. What a surprise. Continuing to Snufuss Lair, you find that Faw has built a WOODEN DOOR o: o: O: How ever shalt thee overcome this peril? |
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