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Taped that one there too.
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Why are the celtic?

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Go to Chaos Ward.
Go up to surface.
Move forwards.
Go back down.
Steal page.
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Oct 4, 2003, 07:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz
Why are the celtic?
Sigworthy.

You go up to the surface using the Chaos Cord, as usual. You move forward, but slowly slide back as you descend back to the ground.
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Attempt to create some sort of item by fusing together the Snuffus cloak and Pandora's car keys.
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Only 1 key will be used in the fusion.
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Search_help("Winning the game")
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (in throat)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon


The rest of your party (Araches, L33tz4n, Faw, and Shuriken) search for "Winning the Game". 152043 results, most of which are related to Final Fantasy CXCIV (the newest one!).

Hey, I just noticed that you split up your party according to gender.
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>_<

Search_help("Winning this game")
Search_help("Winning this dumb game")
Search_help("Winning the game Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...")
Search_help("Winning Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...")

and if all else fails...

Bludgeon Radium with Steel Pipe Of Dishonor.
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Radium has been bludgeoned. Heh... bludgeon... that sounds like a planet. You know what a funny word is? MegaRaisin. Haha. Funny!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
Hey, I just noticed that you split up your party according to gender.
That's almost an insult... except it's not really... gah. You probably shouldn't have said it, though.

Search for ""Winning the Game" -CXCIV-" (I'm guessing this will make 'CXCIV' become quite important sometime later on)
Add Lemon to Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.
Climb over Chaos Ward.
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You get plenty of results for Final Fantasy CXCIII.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Druid Robe

Pronounced: third - a - TEE - no - tee - vin - bet - ter - sit - ris - froo - tee - fly - ing - ful - lee - cloth - duct - scrapt - lee - gall - four - seat - ses -trudel - ire. 26 syllables.
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Is there any obvious way to move the Chaos Cord to the other side of the Chaos Ward?
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Oct 5, 2003, 02:46 PM
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No.
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Eat Noberry.
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Your left leg is now a soda can.
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Vomit out noberry.
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It has already been digested.
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Eat another.
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Uberbob has gone deaf, blind, numb, and lost his senses of taste and smell.
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Attempt to eat the Lacrosse Stick of Doom.
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Oct 5, 2003, 04:33 PM
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Wait about ten minutes.
Eat another!
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Oct 5, 2003, 04:51 PM
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You are unable to eat the LSOD. Instead, you eat another Noberry. Uberbob has developed an immunity to pie.
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Eat Noberry. (...yes, I am trying to get a specific result here)
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You eat another one. You briefly feel warm inside, like you would've caught on fire if you weren't underwater.
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Can you use the wings to fly over the chaos ward?
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You have already determined that if you fly over it you are pushed back as you go back down.
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Oct 5, 2003, 05:16 PM
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Eat Noberries (and reload the game when you run out) until you turn Invisible.
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Oct 5, 2003, 05:18 PM
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Wow, you happen to turn invisible!
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Mug Merperson for Laser Gun.
Take Laser Gun.
Return to Chaos Ward.
Shoot Carving.
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You manage to take a lazer. It's ammo screen goes blank, displaying the words "enter password".
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Oct 5, 2003, 05:28 PM
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Return to surface.
Ask L33tz4n for help with the password.
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You ask L33tz4n for the password. She examines the laser, and tells you that it'll take a few hours to h4Xor. She asks if you found anything interesting in Lower Placespot.
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"Well, there were these avatars... a Temple of the Gerbil, a creature named Trafton, lots of weird structures, and these merpeople who looked kind of like you but weren't nearly so nice..."
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"Avatars?" she questions.
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"Yeah... there was this altar for sacrificing people - that was Death - and a fountain with a purple drapery for Life. All very silent and ceremonial."
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"Hmm," she says, "I've he4rd of such things... was there a statue between them?
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"Yes. A knight wearing strange armor, in fact."
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"Did you see if he had a helmet on, and what was behind it?" she continues.
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(Wasn't described...)

Try to remember.
 

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