You mean "You're a face."

Anyway, you clearly need to learn a lesson in gravity.

Jump over BionicBanditHalf and get 100 points.
Claim page and attack BionicBanditHalf with it.

no, your face!1

Is the alley wide enough for party to move a side, can they climb up anything in the alley? is there a manhole cover?

Uberbob and company jump over the Bionicbandit, but only get 50 points because he's only half there. Uberbob is not able to obtain the page.

Alley has no climbable things or manholes.

Lure the BionicBanditHalf back to Furious. While keeping a nice distance from MonkeyBoy, that is.

Running out of the alley, you lure the bandit towards Furious. Furious sits on bandit! Bandit dies! You've won the combat! Fanfare! Pick two magic skills to upgrade:

Uberbob: Basic Enchantment, Basic Doll Magic (glitching can not be upgraded)
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning (glitching and mindmagic can not be gupgraded)
Araches: Basic Non-Elemental Magic, Basic Enchantment

Control: Radium
Post: Magic List

L33tz4n's Spells (Basic Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP.

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, basic enchantment, basic doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo?

Hm, I forget, what did I do to Shuri?

Because I'm too lazy to look it up myself, where are all of the party members?

Lesseee... they sold Foo to Scholar Sam in exchange for some spells... Fawriel warped away and strangely never returned... Jay is still in their party, only he turned into Furious the Monkeyboy... I don't remember, but I think Shuriken may be dead... and Uberbob, Araches, and L33tz4n are fine.

Get Foo back! >(

Scholar Sam already left for Hawaii. Don't worry, Foo makes a happy scribe.

This whole game is one big plot by Radium to give Uberbob a harem. You'll get used to it. Shuriken was rejected due to copyright issues.

Uberbob: Upgrade Enchantment.
L33tz4n: Upgrade Summoning.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

This whole game is one big plot by Radium to give Uberbob a harem.

Eh.. no. You still have Furious and hopefully'll get Faw back. Faw back means Shuriken back. I would have killed off Araches but she accidently became important.

Summoning upgraded! Enchantment Upgraded!

From her studies in Summoning, L33tz4n has learned Summon Soap!
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.

From his studies in Enchantment, Uberbob has leaned Randomtacklemanashackle!

-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.

Hm, I forget, what did I do to Shuri?

Bionicbandit attacks Einstein. Einstein is dead D=.
Bionicbandit attacks Shuriken. Shuriken is dead.
Bionicbandit attacks Jay. Jay loses a bunch of HP.

Attempt to talk to Furious. If he attacks, run.

You say hi to Furious. Furious grunts and stares absentmindedly through you.

The Mind Gate is still slightly ajar.

Go: Mindgate

Er...what's the Mindgate do again?

Go: Mindgate

The Mind Gate was the thing Sear used to let Uberbob and company in his mind.
You and your party approach the Mind Gate. The small round door is slightly open. Do you wish to enter?

Enter: Mindgate

You and your party climb through the gate. The inside was nothing like it was when Sear was inside. It resembles a modern city in ruins, stretching endlessly and dissapearing into a red haze in all directions. You hear footsteps, and the creaking of robotic joints. Suddenly, the mighty Wafflelord stands before you. "Good evening, my comrades," he speaks in his usual optimistic voice as his light brown patterned cape and long white hair blow dramatically in the wind.

long white hare

So Wafflelord has a pet rabbit now? ;p

Talk: "Hello, Wafflelord. Did you destroy this city?"

Look around for anything of use.

Hmmm... A desolate wasteland.


This means that Wafflelord himself is a wreck, since his mind has been trashed into a desolate, destrought city. Wouldn't this make him insane and incapable of thought process? And if so, how can he walk if he cannot think? And if the Wafflelord is so high-and-mighty-and-powerful, how can his mind be such trash and still be able to run a theif's guild, let alone be the most powerful and able theif in the world...


Radium, I beg of you, Listen to me and do this one simple command...

GLITCH: WAFFLELORD ON BASIS OF NO MIND.

Originally Posted by Scizor CT

So Wafflelord has a pet rabbit now? ;p
Talk: "Hello, Wafflelord. Did you destroy this city?"
Look around for anything of use.

Ugphevilhareword.

"I created this city," Wafflelord explains, "with it, I can do what I wish." With a wave of his hand, a large building collapses between you and the gate.

There is nothing useful available.

Blast. Radium is not responding. ANYBODY OUT THERE? HALLO?

Please repost my message, hopefully Radium will get the hint... Wafflelord is weak and can be destroyed with the glitch ability!

Uberbob: glitch
L33tz3n: glitch

Everybody else: say "YAY!!!!1!1"

Acid! You forgot the reason!

To clear that up, just because Wafflelord's mind is symbolized by a ruined city doesn't mean it's empty or nonexistant. It's just not a library.

@Xi: stop spamming.

Not empty or nonexistant, just distrought.

And I will not stop using my powers of spam untill you...

oh crap. You DID listen to me.




ehehehhhhhhhhhh...umm...gooddaytoyoumisterniceradi umiwillbeonmywaynow. *runs*

YOU DIDNT MAKE EVERYONE ELSE SAY "YAY!!!!1!1" >(((

They refuse.

Did Furious come with us, or is he still standing around outside of the gate?

Talk: "Why are we in your mind?"

Furious is still part of your party and with you.

And to answer your question about the mind (I think Sear explained it a while back), the mind gate is to the mind of the first person who entered since the door was last closed. So theoretically, it could hold multiple people in different minds.

I guess we're lucky Xion wasn't the first one to go through...

Ask Wafflelord "Can we take things you create out of the gate, if you're done with them?".

"Theoretically no, and I'm afraid you won't be given the chance," he responds.

Since nothing else is probably going to happen anytime soon, order Furious to attack Wafflelord. Everyone else hides behind the nearest large object that isn't named Furious or Wafflelord.

Originally Posted by acid

I guess we're lucky Xion wasn't the first one to go through...

I have a bad feeling that you gave him inspiration, Acid. :/

Furious charges at Wafflelord. Wafflelord backflips out of the way onto a nearby fallen building. He shakes his hair out of his face as the robotic device over his eye begins to rotate, focusing on his opponent.

L33tz4n: Cast: Summon MSN guy
Uberbob: Push MSN guy between Furious and Wafflelord
Araches: Cast: Life Drain: Wafflelord
Furious: Use MSN guy as a shield