You go south and east back to the cliffs near the northern part of the island. They slope into the water ahead of you. Exits are north and west.

West, north, randomtacklemanashacke large monolithic thing, page claim.

Your spell hits the monolith. Nothing seems to happen.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

Is the monolith made of rubber?

Nay.

Climb monolith.
Say "monobot gip".

Action: Look for hollow walls in the monolith.
Action: If none found, randomly throw stuff at Monolith.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Climb monolith.
Say "monobot gip".

hahahaha, nice.

It is too smooth to climb. There are no enterances. You throw stuff at it. It bounces off harmlessly.

Inventory.

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph

By the way, I encourage everyone to play Thy Dungeonman 2.

Wait, there was a second one?

The monoloth that popped up in the town and the one to the north. Ooooh, you mean Thy Dungeonman. Yes, there was.

Use: Ice pick: Monolith

I BEAT THY DUNGEONMAN 2!!!!! With a score of 71... :P

You try to ice pick the monolith to death, but you can not penetrate the surface.

Ha. I had 73 before I even looked at all the cheats and goodies and stuff.

View Magic Map.

Uberbob pulls out his magic map...

Place: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire: SW Stone Block.
Place: Photograph: NW Stone Block.
...give up due to lack of other objects. Stare mournfully at the magic map. Compose love poetry.

You place the items on the blocks and give up. Then you stare at the magic map and compose love poetry. "Roses are red, violets are blue," you begin, thinking for ideas. "You are a bread, I am love you," you finish, thinking the poem to yourself over and over again.

Ask Faw to raise someone.

Who?

If Faw gets to decide, doesn't that make him more three dimensional?

Fawriel raises a dead piece of grass. He was feeling sorry for it, being the only dead blade in that particular patch.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

...load.

Ask Faw to raise either L33tz4n or Shuri.

Raise Leetzan. She's more useful.

L33tz4n has been raised! L33tz4n did not enjoy being dead and complains about it for a long time. Uberbob -1 mental sanity.

Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
L33tz4n(Move:2) Spells: Summon Soap, Summon Mythslayer, Enchantresphere, Glitch, Summon Water Elemental, Hypnotize, Hypnotism Ward, Dimention Divider
Fooruman(Move:2) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

Recite the poem.

You recite your poem to L33tz4n. "Roses are red, violets are blue. You are a bread, I am love you." She stares blankly at you for a while, then says "that poem is crap."

Claim Faw wrote it.

"Faw wrote it," you say. L33tz4n does not respond.

Fawriel stares blankly at the dead piece of grass, muttering "I'll call you Billy..."

Look at Billy.

Billy is a very dead blade of grass. He is about three inches tall and brownish-yellow in color.

Ask Billy to join the party.

Does Billy have any money?

Billy has no money nor any interest in joining the party. He's a dead blade of grass.

Action: pick Billy

Does Billy know any spells?

You carefully dig up the small dead piece of grass and put it in your intentory. (and no, it doesn't have any spells)

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Dead Blade of Grass

Offer Faw Billy