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Pageclaim in the name of yay.

I tell the sorceress to burn the sporkprism again so it becomes a sporpuddle I can fill the holes with.
Suddenly, there's an island to be seen shaped like a donut.
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You see the donut shaped island, but find that the prism is indestructable.
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Pop the end of the Master Raft that is away from the island with the tack, and get blow straight towards the Island, which shall henceforth be dubbed "Spinach Custard".

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You collide with the south coast of Spinach Custard. The mage girl I forget the name of dies. You lose your right leg and thumbtack. Your invintory now contains: Golden toothbrush, Sporkprisim, and Box.
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I find a tree on the island, and break two sticks off to create a makeshift arm and hand. I then break off two more sticks to create a makeshift leg. I then use the Golden Toothbrush to remove the rest of the bark off of the tree.
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You're now like a cyborg except made mostly of wood. And you have obtained Smooth Log.
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Take more twigs from more trees, put them in a pile, blace the bark removed from Smoothe Log under the pile of twigs, put and then angle the SporkPrisim so that the sunlight is intinsified and magnified onto a peice of the bark.
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Instead of starting a fire, the Sporkprism is baked in the sun. You have obtained Sporkstrudel!
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Eat SporkStrudel
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You break most of your teeth. You have obtained most of your broken teeth! Invintory now contains: Box, Sporkstrudel, Teeth, Irrelevent Note, and Toothbrush.
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Break the SporkStrudel and make false teeth with it, using your indestructable wooden arm.
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I'll do all that since they don't affect eachother.

You open the box. It is empty, since you already used all the chinese food for something or other and if there was any left the trout ate it. And the Sporkstrudel is indestructable, made of titanium. And some stuff happens.

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The stuff somehow manages that the lesbian mage person turns into a machine gun with a rubber duck clipped to it and that Uberbob manages to swim to the ocean ground where he finds weird aliens, for stuff is good and therefor shall not be questioned.
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The sorceress died. Pay attention next time.

All of a sudden, a demonic green ferret thing with blue hair and unproportionally large eyes walks up to you and starts talking about something you really don't care about.
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The ferret happens to be Radium who was also affected by the stuff. All of the sudden, a volcano erupts and kills him. A pile of mage-ash was added to your inventory.
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The ferret forever hates you for mistaking him for Radium!
You have started a combat with Fawriel!
http://www.beute.plus.com/trafton/mp...f_Happened.mp3
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> Uberbob attacks
Fawriel dodges
> Fawriel casts sux ball
Uberbob is sux!
>Uberbob defends.
>Fawriel attacks
Uberbob loses 23 hp
>Uberbob attacks
Fawriel loses 12 hp
>Fawriel casts mass badhurt
Uberbob loses 44 hp
Fawriel loses 44 hp
Fawriel has one hp left! Attack?
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No. Instead, Fawriel turns out to be Radium ends the battle by jumping to a far off place and leaving Uberbob behind suxing.
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Stop trying to control other characters and natural events. Make your own bloody thread for that, it's my job here. Attack Fawriel?
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Aug 30, 2003, 08:20 AM
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No.
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You instead smash him on the head with the Sporkstrudel. Your invintory now contains: Sporkstrudel, Unconsious Faw, Box, Note, and the Smooth Log that seemed to dissapear for a while.
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Aug 30, 2003, 08:27 AM
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I correct the spelling in the Faw item.
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Well, maybe I don't WANT it to be spelled right. Just because you asked, it's now called "Unconchis Faw".
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I wonder when the undestrucable sporkprism turned back into a sporkstrudel I use the log and the box to build a rod and look out for bait.
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Aug 30, 2003, 08:39 AM
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You find a delicious looking brick wall! Do you wish to use it as bait?
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I wonder where the brick wall came from in the middle of the ocean.
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You're on an island, durnit! There's lots of people who put brick walls on islands.
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I search for a useful bait around the wall.
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You find Xion's soul!
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It's pink.


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I put it into the box cos it "does not have a very pleasing odor" and find that the box is part of the rod, so I just try to use it.
I use the rod and catch a Good Squid.
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You catch a trout instead.
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I will refine a small portion of metal that just so happened to be laying on the ground into a hook. I stab Xions soul repeatedly, but due to the fact that the hoox suxors, the Xion's soul keeps on sliding off.

Edit : I was too slow, ignore this.
Editedit: Stupid strikeout tag...>(
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Xion's soul has been destroyed. You have obtained hook!
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I shall lightly poke the Faw until it wakes up.
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Faw wakes up. He probably won't attack you because you're standing over him holding a log and a brick wall.
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Do I have any money?
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No, but the most valuable thing you have is the empty Chinese carryout box, followed by the golden toothbrush.
 

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