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You allready found them all.

Bored, Fawirel tries to hold his finger on the wax to melt it. Evidently, the standard mammal body temperature can not melt wax (killed that idea before you came up with it). L33tx4n tries it also before remembering she's a reptile.
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See if the mutated creature Faw has become can eat iron.
Claim page.
Add page to the Thirductnotescraptstrudelire thingy.
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-> Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire

Faw was (he changed back) a creature that looked a lot like he usually does, but with smaller eyes and a correct sized head.
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FAW THEN BECAME A 3 ft. MIDGET ON CRACK. AFTER EATING RADIUMBERRIES.

my first post on this thread, quite insane, no?
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Bold tag is mine. Lay off.

And "Haus aboot a noice bosket of NEAU?"
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no, how about a giant basket of "Good Job Vash" or "Yes Vash That'll Work Fine"

AND BOLD TEXT CANNOT BE OWNED BY ANYONE, NOT EVEN THE ADMINS.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
-Fawriel:
Mind: 50%
Strength: 70%
Defense: 60%

Araches's Spells:
-Frenzeh: Reduces defense and intelligence to zero. The total reduced amount is added to speed, and twice that is added to attack.
Ask Araches to cast Frenzeh on Faw.
Point Faw in the direction of the gate.
Stand back.
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Sep 6, 2003, 05:28 PM
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A-hem.

-Fawriel:
Mind: 90%
Strength: 50%
Defense: 60%
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You persuade Araches to cast Frenzeh on Fawriel. He punches, snaps, and claws at the gate, but with no results. Araches manages to tie him up with the Chaos Cord before he decides breaking the rest of you would be easier.

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Originally Posted by Piccolo
A-hem.

-Fawriel:
Mind: 90%
Strength: 50%
Defense: 60%
Ehehe... hehhe. hahahahaha...HHAHAa. I'd put that in my sig but I prefer intelligent quotes like the Squid one.
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Hm.. odd... how do I report posts?
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Hm.. odd... how do I report posts?
Get Rad in trouble =0
That link. But remember, reporting that would be a personal attack, saying the person who said that Squid thing was unintelligent. Now stop trying to change your stats and get back on topic.
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Climb over gate.
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You people's creativity is at an all-time low, it seems.

And no, the gate touches the celing.
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Crush Noberry.
Put Nojuice on Wax.
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You try it, but as frequently stated, Noberries only affect living things.
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Town Pipe to Trading Post.
Trade Rock for Nowaffle.
Return to Iron Gate.
Cut piece off of Nowaffle with Dagger.
Rub Nowaffle Piece up against keyhole.
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You get the Nowaffle, but evidently it can not affect non-living things either.

This puzzle has two good solutions and one bad one. Two of them involve melting the wax.
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Check : Invintory
Check : Trade post stock
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-40 Noberries. If my subtraction is wrong, Faw ate them.
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Orb
-Chaos Cord

Items for Trade:
-Bag o' Candy
-Rock
-Shiny Rock
-Peanut Butter Jar
-Pandora's Key (for diary)
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What is the bag of candy made of?
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Candy.
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Of course, we could simply set a piece of Snufuss skin on fire... 9_9
And don't tell me it doesn't have fur. If it didn't, why should they make a coat out of it?
For erotic purposes?
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And don't tell me it doesn't have fur. If it didn't, why should they make a coat out of it?
For erotic purposes?
Snufuss Skin Cloak is made from the finest non-flammable Snufuss Skin. The most it can do with heat is make you look so darned sexayhot. That last sentence was a joke, by the way. It's ugly and you aren't even wearing it anymore.
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Sep 6, 2003, 07:31 PM
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Analyze the shiny rock.
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What is the bag that holds the candy made of?
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The Shiny Rock is a rock that's shiny. The bag of candy is made of candy.
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IDEA! Remove the shoelace from pandoras shoe and set them on fire.
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Pandora's Shoe has sort of become waterlogged for eternity after the Enchanted Chain event.
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Well, we could rub rocks together directly into the wax. Wait...is the gate even locked?
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Wait...is the gate even locked?
OMB UR SO SMRT! Actually, sorry. That trick only worked for the spiked gate.

Araches concludes it is now safe to untie Faw. L33tz4n mutters something Xionish about Araches raising your body temperature enough to melt things. You think she almost sounded jealous.
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Go and get a plant from outside, set that on fire
If that dosn't work go save then overclock the computer in the cafe until it burns. If that dosn't work analyze pandora's shoe. Shake the shoe.
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OMB UR SO SMRT! Actually, sorry. That trick only worked for the spiked gate.

Araches concludes it is now safe to untie Faw. L33tz4n mutters something Xionish about Araches raising your body temperature enough to melt things. You think she almost sounded jealous.
Apply on Faw k thx.
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Living plants will not burn easily, and the GardenGremlins take away the dead ones. Overclocking the Gremlin's computer would be most unwise. So you analyze Pandora's Shoe. It's a very wet shoe. It makes a sloching noise when you shake it.

Apply on Faw... what's that mean?
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Sep 6, 2003, 08:09 PM
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Look : Crystal : Shoe
Look : Orb : Shoe
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You look through the crystal. The shoe contains water. You look through the orb. The shoe is real. You return with the orb.

No, really: What do you mean "apply on Faw".
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Look : Gate : Orb & Crystal
Look : Wax : Orb & Crystal
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You look through the orb at the gate. It exists. You look at it with the crystal. You can just barely make out what looks like a very nice car on the other side. You also look at the wax with the orb and crystal. It's real and solid.

Your party is getting very sick of running back and forth. They're getting quite desprate. No, this does not mean you can set one of them on fire.
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What is the chaos chord made of?
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It's a lot like a very long skinny metal spring.

Fawriel is getting quite tired of not making progress and is hitting his head on the wall. Araches seems to be considering joining him.

Now what does "apply on Faw" mean??
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I tell faw to go home, and I ask araches If she knows anything about the gate. Then I'll use the chord on the wax and attempt to pull it out.
 

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