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Aug 30, 2003, 12:38 PM
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Fling Smashed Box out into the night.
Yell "GET SOME REST!".
Go to sleep.
Wake up sometime later.
Check 'camp' to see if anything happened.
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Aug 30, 2003, 12:56 PM
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You go to sleep and wake up later, feeling exactly as you did before you went to sleep. You go to see if anything happened outside. The smashed box you threw hit and killed a endangered eagle. You put it in your invintory before the Green Peace people attack you.
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-Araches
-Faw
-You

Invintory:
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Dead Eagle
-Golden toothbrush
-Dagger
-Smashed Box

Structures:
Citadel (location: Spinach Custard)


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Aug 30, 2003, 01:05 PM
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Send Faw to hunt Green Peace people.
Pick up Dagger and Thirdnotestrudel (if not already done).
Search for Temple Thing in the Middle of the Island with Araches.
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:09 PM
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Fawriel tells you that Green Peace is just a story made up to scare small children. He joins you on your walk to the temple. When you get there, you find that the temple has a fifty foot wide moat around all sides of it.
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:20 PM
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I will cut down some trees, and make a bridge.
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:26 PM
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You accidently get carried away while creating the bridge, and make an amazingly complex bridge wth a built in garrison across 50 feet of water. It took so long to make, it's dark now. Enter the temple?

Invintory:
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Dagger
-Smashed Box
-Dead Eagle
-Golden Toothbrush

Party:
-Uberbob, Level 1 Male Prophet
-Fawriel, Level 1 Male Hunter
-Araches, Level 1 Female Mage

(not like I'm really going to keep track of levels or classes, but it makes it look fancy, no?)

Structures:
-Citadel (Spinach Custard)
-Garrison (Spinach Custard)
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:28 PM
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First I go to some bushs and pick some random, prolly poisoned berries and take them with us inside the temple.
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:32 PM
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Obtained a bag of Noberries (don't ask where the bag came from). You enter the temple. It's almost pitch black inside, apart from glowing gems lining the walls. The path ahead slowly spirals downward before splitting into two directions. Which will you take?
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:33 PM
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I look down both paths first, then disregarding whatever radium says that I saw, I take the left path.
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Disreguarding the magnificent golden box that lies down the right path, you take the left one. You don't have to walk far before you encounter a strange creature with glowing white eyes in a purple robe. A snake's tail flicks menacingly behind it's back. It stares at you, silently, unmoving. What stupid remark do you wish to say?
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Aug 30, 2003, 01:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
What stupid remark do you wish to say?
Radium knows me so well, but anyway, I'll let somebody else handle this for a while.
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Aug 30, 2003, 02:36 PM
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"Fear not, Araches! I shall slay this foul creature!"
Put Smashed Box on top of the white eyes.

Edit: Many apologies for this typo!
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:25 PM
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Brave words for someone who couldn't get a name right. The creature says in it's echoey voice "Thou shalt not pass this point, for I am a minion of the Snufuss" and eats the box. The creature is attacking! Do what?
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:46 PM
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I shall stab it in the eyes, and then run away even if it survives, and if it catches me I shall offer it my NoBerries
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:47 PM
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A stab in the eye makes it hiss and die rather quickly. The tunnel continues forward, only without lights. Continue following?
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:48 PM
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No.
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:50 PM
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Okay then, what DO you want to do?

On a side note, the invisible gremlins you didn't know were at the Citadel have upgraded it to a Castle. What do you wish to name it?
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:51 PM
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Faw's Domain.

And I want to eat something.
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:52 PM
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Name it Fort BStratN. I will hug my dagger because it has been so useful.
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:54 PM
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Faw beat Inf ):

Endangered eagle is an ideal snack. You offer some to the rest of your party, Araches takes some but Faw can't hear you because his inbox is full.

Invintory:
-Feathers
-Eagle Skeleton
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Dagger
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Noberries

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Garrison


What now?
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:56 PM
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You didn't even listen to my stupid reply!!!
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Aug 30, 2003, 03:56 PM
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You hug your dagger. Luckily, it is hard to stab yourself considering you are mostly wood. Happy now?
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:01 PM
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:03 PM
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Good. Now there's a dark tunnel in front of you, and a magnificent golden box a ways back. Destination? Orders?
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:05 PM
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I guess ill be a bit more serious now. I'll waltz back to the golden box, but check the rooms for traps before entering it.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:07 PM
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I open the menu by pressing select, enter the job menu and get the Geomancer job, which enables me not to be damaged on damage floors, to spot trap-holes and to use nature to attack.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:08 PM
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Right off the bat you know that the room contains no traps, because there is a big sign in front of it saying "THIS ROOM IS FULL OF DEADLY TRAPS. THEY DO EXIST. NO NEED TO TEST THEM.". You enter it and pick up the small golden box. It's taped shut, and evidently the previous owner didn't want anyone getting in, as they used DuctTape. You have obtained Pandora's Box!

And Pic, there is no menu; this is an immatation of a Dos game.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Piccolo
I open the menu by pressing select, enter the job menu and get the Geomancer job, which enables me not to be damaged on damage floors, to spot trap-holes and to use nature to attack.


EDIT: Oh.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:11 PM
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Mmmmm, that dead eagle sure tasted good. I'll go back down to that dark tunnel, look both ways, and continue on.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:14 PM
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You continue down the lightless tunnel. It's not long before you encounter a small underground village populated by more Minions. All seem to be ignoring you. Many identical stone houses line the walls.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:15 PM
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I realize I'm in Germany.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:21 PM
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No, Germany's above ground.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:21 PM
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I must know better than you, don't I?
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:22 PM
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I'll look for a large overly pixelated sign that says INN.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:23 PM
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You don't find one, but a nifty low-poly sign saying "Gaststätte" instead.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:23 PM
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There isn't one. All the fronts of the buildings are blank. But there is a nice sign in the middle that reads "LAIR OF THE SNUFUSS. POPULATION: EVIL.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:24 PM
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Germany, I say, it's just the same.
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Aug 30, 2003, 04:24 PM
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I'll ask Arches if she has any money, then compusivly steal the sign.
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Aug 30, 2003, 06:12 PM
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ARACHES HAS A DOLLAR!!

The sign is bolted down to prevent you compulsive unlimited-invintory adventure game characters from doing just that.
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Aug 30, 2003, 06:38 PM
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Ok, I'll waltx right into one of the houses. The more than likly won't have it locked or will care.
 

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