Nov 9, 2003, 08:47 AM | |
Where are we on the map?
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Nov 9, 2003, 09:02 AM | |
Check surroundings. Check party status. Check what people are located here, and if any of them contain any importance to the storyline.
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Nov 9, 2003, 09:11 AM | |
You are in the middle of Upper Placespot. The organgrinder has left because you killed his monkey. Random people are walking around. Behind you stands your low-morale party, including L33tz4n (important to storyline), Araches (important to storyline), Jay (important to storyline), Foo (just there to help), Shuri (also there to help) and Faw (cannon fodder). The surrounding stores include Grandma Conquista's, Chaos Clothing, Unsafe Travel Inc., and that sports place. You are holding a variety of random things in your invintory, including a magic map made by the same people that made the teleporting map in KQ6.
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Nov 9, 2003, 09:21 AM | |
Go to Travel Unsafe Inc.
Ask where they can take you
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Nov 9, 2003, 09:24 AM | |
Use Magic Map to travel to New Super Ultra Uber Megatropolis.
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Nov 9, 2003, 09:53 AM | |
You're not entirely sure how you operated the map, but in a flash of light and a lame special effect, you find yourself on the coast of New Superultraubermegatropolis. Buildings and skyscrapers hundreds of stories high tower over every inch of the island. Everyone seems to be indoors, except for the occasional homeless guy.
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Nov 9, 2003, 10:01 AM | |
Ask why everyone is indoors. Then ask for that guy who haxored into my island =(
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Nov 9, 2003, 12:25 PM | |
Go into money r us. Be prepared for a confrontation just in case. Ask around for wafflelord once again, and ask why everyone is indoors and demand an answer that is more than 5 words long.
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Nov 9, 2003, 04:56 PM | |
Go up to a homeless guy, pin him against the wall and ask for wafflelord.
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Nov 9, 2003, 05:29 PM | |
You wander around in search of a homeless guy. Eventually, you come across the ruins of a building, with only one wall still standing. A small, round, rusty iron doorway only two feet in diameter is on the wall. Then, you see an elderly man walk towards it. Unlike the other people, this man is clad in robes and wearing glasses. He squeezes through the door and, to your suprise, vanishes from sight, right into the wall! The door begins to close, but doesn't latch completely.
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Nov 9, 2003, 05:34 PM | |
Attempt to open door. Or just walk around the wall.
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Nov 9, 2003, 05:47 PM | |
You walk around the wall. Nothing is there. So, knowing something bad will probably happen, you and your party climb through the door.
As you reach the other side you see a huge room with rows and rows of bookshelfs. Blue rays of light glitter from between the pages on random books. At the far end of the room, the elderly man is seated behind a desk. "Welcome," he says, "I am Sear the seer. Please, have a seat," with a move of his hand seven chairs slide towards him. Sit down? Speak with Sear? |
Nov 9, 2003, 06:08 PM | |
Sit down. Ask sear about where you currently are. Ask Sear about Blackraptor, ask sear about wafflelord, and ask sear about how to get to blackraptor's island.
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Nov 9, 2003, 06:37 PM | |
"Where am I?" you ask Sear.
"Inside my mind," he replies, "the door you entered was the Mind Gate. Had it closed entirely before you entered, you would have found youself in your own mind. "Do you know anything about Blackraptor or Wafflelord?" you ask Sear. "I know everything," he responds, "it is what you know that matters. You see those books?" he explains, gesturing towards the seemingly endless rows of bookshelves, "There is one of them for every person who has ever existed. And do you see the light coming from them? That is the books being written. Feel free to go take a look, please do." |
Nov 10, 2003, 04:52 AM | |
First find the book called Wafflelord, then find the book called Blackraptor, then find the book called Xion.
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Nov 10, 2003, 12:14 PM | |
You move into the W section, but find no book called "Wafflelord". More likely than not, it's an alias. You proceed to the B section, and finally locate a large tome entitled "Blackraptor". As you open the pages, you notice that they all appear to be empty, though a glowing light still moves down the later pages. Sear walks over to you, "No, the book is not blank," he explains, "some things you are simply not ready to known. Evidently, this is one of them."
L33tz4n goes to look for the books Xion suggested but accidently steps on a magical floor plank that bans Xion from the 3.1 game. |
Nov 10, 2003, 12:55 PM | |
There seems to be no index. Thankfully, everything is in althebetical order. "What do we do now?" you ask Sear.
"How you write your book is your choice," he explains, "but you people look terrible. Here, take these 100% off cupons to the Hotel down the road and get some sleep." Obtained 7 Marriott cupons! |
Nov 10, 2003, 01:01 PM | |
=)
Look around for anything of importance in the hotel. Check hotel surroundings.
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Nov 10, 2003, 01:25 PM | |
You leave the Mind Gate and walk to the hotel. It's a fancy hotel, with lots of fountains and stuff. You walk up to the man behind the counter. "Why is everyone inside?" you ask him.
No sooner do you ask than a loud crashing noise comes from behind you. The door to the building flies off it's hinges, and a very odd looking man walks in. He appears to have robotic legs and arms, and a mechanical eyeglass over one eye. He is clad entirely in black, except for a long tan cape with a texture resembling a waffle. "Good evening, gentlemen!" he says evily, drawing a short black sword. "It would appear as though this is a robbery, so I suggest you comply." Before you can react, he has taken five of your cupons, Pandora's car keys, and your dollar. "Thank you, my comrades!" he says, casually strolling out the door. The man at the hotel's counter slowly pulls out a gun and fires at him. Faster than lightning, the man spins around, sword drawn, and the bullt flies in two pieces around him. The mighty Wafflelord has just cut a moving bullet in half before your eyes! He then walks out the door and vanishes. Inventory: -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire -Grape -Wafflepieces -Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it) -Druid Robe -Pearldiver's Knife -Magic Map -Bookmark of Eternity -Book of Gerbil -Magic Mirror -Two Marriott Cupons It's an odd observation, but Jay's arms seem to have more hair than when you last looked in his general direction. |
Nov 10, 2003, 01:37 PM | |
Save Game
Chase after waffle lord.
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Nov 10, 2003, 01:42 PM | |
Go back to hotel and hope the manager will give you the rooms for free bcuz of stolen tickets.
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