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Oct 28, 2003, 03:41 AM
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L33tz4n breaks it again by throwing random stuff at it. It swimgs more now, meaning it swings less, which is odd considering a Chaos Bat shouldn't be able to swing in the first place, and pie is still good. Don't try to figure it out, you'll get hurt.
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Oct 28, 2003, 05:04 AM
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EXCELLENT advice.

EDIT: aand a pageclaim!
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Oct 28, 2003, 11:53 AM
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Throw it at the merpeople.
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Oct 28, 2003, 02:06 PM
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Nonono, don't throw it at the merpeople.
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Oct 28, 2003, 03:13 PM
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That's okay, I'm not listening to Xion anyway. He was banned from this.
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Oct 28, 2003, 03:16 PM
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Whatever. You'll need my help sooner or later to bail these people out of their messes that they made.
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Oct 28, 2003, 03:56 PM
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"How's the laser doing?"
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Oct 30, 2003, 08:09 AM
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*cough*

Don't fling the broken bat at the merpeople.
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Oct 30, 2003, 09:51 AM
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Don't listen to Xion.
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Oct 30, 2003, 11:55 AM
Load game from where you had a non broken bat
goto trafton cave
if trafton = at home
ask if he wil hit you to the surface
if trafton = not at home
goto merppl. when they fire laser at you hit it bach with the bat (you could try opposite commands)
If you = dead
load game
make the bat rust
let araches summon rusty iron bat, while you hold it you will be summoned to the surface
if commands = no effect
do not listen to me, go follow someone elses commands
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Oct 31, 2003, 06:10 PM
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Control: Xion
Equip: Pukpuk hammer
Use: Pukpuk Hammer: Radium's Head

This thread is dying! Follow my commands may be the only way to revive it!
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Oct 31, 2003, 07:03 PM
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do not listen to me, go follow someone elses commands
Sadly, nobody else nonbanned is replying.
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Oct 31, 2003, 07:06 PM
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Ask Gerbillian monks for help
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Oct 31, 2003, 07:52 PM
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You return to the Gerbillian monks and say "help." "What can I help you with?" the Head Monk asks.
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"I have a strange feeling a group of people are controlling my every movement, and that they only want to see me suffer."
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Load game from where you had a non broken bat
goto trafton cave
if trafton = at home
ask if he wil hit you to the surface
if trafton = not at home
goto merppl. when they fire laser at you hit it bach with the bat (you could try opposite commands)
If you = dead
load game
make the bat rust
let araches summon rusty iron bat, while you hold it you will be summoned to the surface
Did non of those work? Hm
or is it just that technic solutions don't work?
If thechy doesn't work i better shut up because it is my specialty
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Nov 1, 2003, 07:31 AM
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Did non of those work? or is it just that technic solutions don't work?
None worked, but the solution is twice as technical as anything the human mind is capable of.

"I have a strange feeling a group of people are controlling my every movement, and that they only want to see me suffer," you tell the monk. He thinks for a moment before saying "idiot, that's not a request, and it doesn't even make sense."
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Nov 1, 2003, 08:59 AM
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Ask monk: Can you tell us more about the merpeople's contained blackhole, and how it is contained?
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Ask Monk: What is the best route to Ubersomething something land (forgot what its called, dont really want to check), and what is the best method to get there?
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The monk points to the southwest and says "that way." He thinks for a moment, "did you ever figure out Rad's evil merpeople puzzle? Quite interesting how in the prediction, the merpeople's BIG SHINY METAL LAZERS flew out of their hands pushed BY AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT IS NOT MAGIC. Hello, my name is Evil Mike, former follower of the Snufuss.

> Radium casts "Unban Xion". Xion has been hit by a truck! And then unbanned!
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Something to do with METAL and possibly the black hole. Does the blackhole repel metal? < - Stupid question.
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Nov 2, 2003, 05:00 PM
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"Well... no," says the monk. "Are you by any chance stupid?"
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Do you, by any chance, have a large magnet?
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The school died becuase the wombat was lying to the soldier. You are a freezing cold dress! Got hotdog bun? Someday the tape player will be nutritious. What if Mr. Crow saw a rare tube that was flying with a plane? RSG is fun! Er... no.
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I'll just ask more strange and possibly stupid questions hoping to hit that 1/1000 chance of getting this right:

Ask the monk if he knows what the invisible force is.

Take all the hints you gave and put them into a list and post the list.

Can't you swim to the island?

Check surroundings

Save.

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I replied to that message, but my computer crashed. So, I'll just say that all the answers are no. And for the hints, it has to do with a magnet. Possibly one that works in reverse.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil
-Masking Tape
-Rope
-Chaos Bat
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Nov 2, 2003, 06:13 PM
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cha...os...magnet...

Analyze Chaos Bat
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Nov 2, 2003, 06:24 PM
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Analyze Chaos Bat
X Chaos.
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The monk points to the southwest and says "that way." He thinks for a moment, "did you ever figure out Rad's evil merpeople puzzle? Quite interesting how in the prediction, the merpeople's BIG SHINY METAL LAZERS flew out of their hands pushed BY AN INVISIBLE FORCE THAT IS NOT MAGIC. Hello, my name is Evil Mike, former follower of the Snufuss.

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I replied to that message, but my computer crashed. So, I'll just say that all the answers are no. And for the hints, it has to do with a magnet. Possibly one that works in reverse.

I knew it was a magnet. HAH! It was the metal comment that tipped me off
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Nov 3, 2003, 10:26 AM
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made of metal...

Do we still have that lazer in our posession?

I may be able to retrofit the bat into a magnet by running an electrical current through it.

Since I made the Chaos Bat into a Chaos Magnet, It should attract them at a short distance, right? Wrong. The Chaos Bat should repel them at a long distance, since that is "Chaos".

Problem solved.
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Nov 3, 2003, 12:11 PM
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The lazer can not be opened up because it's made of unobtainium.
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Nov 4, 2003, 10:18 AM
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waitwaitwait...

If it can't be opened, how did we get Xion fried in it?

Glitch: Xion's Chip
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Nov 4, 2003, 12:09 PM
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Xion's chip has returned! Bob the fish attacks! Bob the fish eats Xion's chip! Bob the fish explodes! Xion's chip has been disinigrated! Bob the Fish has been disinigrated! 143147137541373158135 x 10 to the third power water molecules have been disinigrated! You've won a combat! 0 Exp for not doing anything.
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Nov 4, 2003, 01:41 PM
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sooooooooooooo we just lowered the ocean by 1 inch?

Nice.

Hangon, where did bob the Fish come from? You never announced that there was a battle.

Since there was no battle, bob the fish never existed...yet.

Glitch: Bob the Fish
Glitch: Xion's Chip
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Nov 4, 2003, 02:04 PM
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When I said "attacks", I was starting the battle. Don't make me put an MP cost on glitching.
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Nov 4, 2003, 02:46 PM
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*sigh*

Fine.

So we lost Xion for a second time. Argh.

Anyways, check the Colleseum.
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Nov 4, 2003, 03:26 PM
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The colleseum has been barricaded off by those things they put around construction sites. You know, the ones you can never seem to walk around in games.
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Nov 4, 2003, 03:44 PM
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hm.

How long untill it is finished?
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Nov 4, 2003, 04:06 PM
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As soon as you figure out the magnet thing. Not all the game will be this easy, you know.
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Nov 4, 2003, 05:25 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We need an electrical source in order for this to work.

And our only available electrical source is the Lazer, which can't be accessed (I should Glitch the chip again with this reason, still.) because it's blocked.

Go: Trafton's cave
Knock: Trafton's Cave Door.
Ask: Trafton: Can we borrow a battery?


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