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ye should be lookin round Lower Placespot
Oh k, go to lower placesalaspot
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I think you missed the point.

*claims page 41 in the name of the obvious answer here*
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Trade Xion for chaos light bulb.

Can the chaos items be combined?
Can Pandora's items be combined?
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Trade Xion for chaos light bulb.

Can the chaos items be combined?
Can Pandora's items be combined?
Xion says "01010100011100100110000101100100011001010010000001 10110101100101001000000110000101101110011001000010 00000100100100100000011101110110100101101100011011 00001000000110010101101110011100110111010101110010 01100101001000000111100101101111011101010111001000 10000001100100011001010110000101110100011010000010 00000111011101101000011001010110111000100000010010 01001000000111001001101001011001110110100001110100 01100110011101010110110001101100011110010010000001 11001001110101011011000110010100100000011101000110 10000110100101110011001000000111011101101111011100 10011011000110010000101110".

Acid is partially on the right track, but at the wrong time.
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Okay, if you're really THAT lost, just check post 1297.
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Originally Posted by Radium
You teleport to the Trading Post. Once inside, you notice that the Webcam is gone.
"Where's the Camera?" you ask in the general direction you think that the gremlins are standing.
"A lawyer came by earlier and traded those grapes for it," one replies, "there were three, but we destroyed one because a kid almost ate it. He could've choked, ya know."
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Ask the Gremlins if they know who the kid who almost ate a Chaos Grape was.
Ask the Gremlins if they know where he came from.
Ask the Gremlins why they destroyed one, but not the others.
Ask the Gremlins' phone numbers.
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Ask the Gremlins if they know who the kid who almost ate a Chaos Grape was.
Ask the Gremlins if they know where he came from.
Ask the Gremlins why they destroyed one, but not the others.
Ask the Gremlins' phone numbers.
1.) No, and irrelevent.
2.) Ditto.
3.) Because the fool wasn't choking on ALL the grapes!
4.)111 111 1111
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It is not irrelevant. This kid might be the only person on the island who is not a Gremlin your party has left alive.

Ask the Gremlins why they are all invisible.
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Sep 25, 2003, 03:28 AM
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Who said the kid wasn't a gremlin?

"We're invisible because it increases annoyance 56%," says the gremlin.
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I'll agree to that ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
Xion says "01010100011100100110000101100100011001010010000001 10110101100101001000000110000101101110011001000010 00000100100100100000011101110110100101101100011011 00001000000110010101101110011100110111010101110010 01100101001000000111100101101111011101010111001000 10000001100100011001010110000101110100011010000010 00000111011101101000011001010110111000100000010010 01001000000111001001101001011001110110100001110100 01100110011101010110110001101100011110010010000001 11001001110101011011000110010100100000011101000110 10000110100101110011001000000111011101101111011100 10011011000110010000101110".
Alright, where's that nifty binary decoder?

EDIT: Found it. I don't care what you'll do to me if I trade you, because you won't become ruler of the world.

Trade Xion for chaos light bulb
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Do not trade me for...some stuff...blahblahblah...
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Sep 26, 2003, 03:28 AM
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Xion has been traded for Chaos Lightbulb.
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Sep 26, 2003, 04:22 PM
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*krbump*

An odd silence has posessed this topic.
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Sep 26, 2003, 04:44 PM
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Find Save Point.
Go to Save Point.
Save.
Check Time.
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You use the Pandora's Island savepoint. It's about noon.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Skateboard
-Druid Robe
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/control "Foo"
/Say "YAYAYAYAYAYAY"
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Control Foo? I don't think that's within your ability.
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Sep 26, 2003, 05:08 PM
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Does combining two Chaos objects cancel their opposite effect?
How big is the lightbulb?
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Sep 26, 2003, 05:17 PM
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1.) No.
2.) about four to six inches, normal lightbulb size.

"Weren't we going to Lower Placespot?" Fawriel questions.
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"Well, yes, but it's underwater..."
"Say, you can't turn lungs into gills, can you?"
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"Sry, I'm useless," says Fawriel. Foo offers to make you gills if you give him a knife.
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Is Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire usable as breathing equipment?
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Sep 26, 2003, 06:36 PM
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Of course not.

Unknown, it's just sad that nobody's figured this out yet. I flat out SAID the answer in your server. Twice, I think.
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But what's the fun in using the proper solution?


Does Lower Placespot offer complimentary breathing gear? If your answer is "You don't know", Shuriken can swim down and check... assuming it's not too deep, anyway.
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I suppose there's always an alternative. You don't know exactly how deep lower placespot is, but you can't see it from above the water. Actually, you don't know anything about L.Placespot.
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Sep 27, 2003, 03:33 PM
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Trade : Lightbulb : Xionface
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Radium, what would the effects of the Chaos Grapes be?
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Sep 27, 2003, 04:53 PM
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You trade Xion back.

Well, I suppose a Chaos Grape would have a very low citric acid content.
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Choke on the Chaos Grape.
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You attempt to choke on a Chaos Grape and Foo chokes on it. Don't ask; chaos. Foo doesn't seem to be running out of air.
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Cuz the chaos grape is giving him air. Foo go swim down to L.Spotplace.
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Sep 27, 2003, 06:58 PM
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You are unable to control Foo.
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Tell Foo there is good fun in Lower Placespot.


Isn't it nice that none of you could swim, and you have two chaos grapes, and two new arrivals, and both of them seem to be able to swim?
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All you really have to know to get to lower placespot is how to sink. Foo runs away underwater.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (1)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Skateboard
-Druid Robe
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use chaos cord: push it downwards to go down
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You try not to choke on the Chaos Grape and choke on it (can't forget this step). Descending down the Chaos Cord, you reach the underwater city of Lower Placespot. Shattered Greek-style columns line the pathways across ancient abandoned structures made from an unknown blue stone. Four paths branch off from your current position, each in seperate directions. You notice that Foo is sitting below you chewing on an electric eel.
 

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