Jan 17, 2004, 09:55 PM | |
Pick up the sword.
Slash parry feint cut parry feint feint slash feint parry smash parry slash smash jab parry feint smash slash jab lunge
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Jan 17, 2004, 09:59 PM | |
Ignore: Hit the A Button when it's flashing to Parry. (Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:18 AM | |
How are you suppost to parry a sword that large?
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:09 AM | |
The Road Sign is too small and pathetic to do damage, and Araches has no MP.
Furious stumbles towards the big shiny sword to pick it up. Furious misses. Furious picks up skyscraper. Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Wafflelord attacks, Furious parrys and blocks. Furious feints, Wafflelord jumps back. Furious cuts, Wafflelord jumps over it. Furious parrys, Wafflelord has cookies for breakfast. Furious feints, Wafflelord jumps back. Furious feints again, Wafflelord just stands there. Furious slashes, Wafflelord thinks he's feinting and gets knocked down. Furious feints, Wafflelord kicks him in the face. Furious parrys and smashes, Wafflelord rolls out of the way. Furious parrys again. Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious smashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious jabs, Wafflelord dodges. Furious parrys and feints, Wafflelord reads Harry Potter 5. Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious smashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious jabs, Wafflelord dodges. Furious lunges, Wafflelord trips him. |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:14 AM | |
YES I HIT HIM ONCE! ^_^
feint feint slash feint feint slash feint feint slash feint lunge GETUPFAST parry slash slash slash slash feint lunge GETUPFAST
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:23 AM | |
Have Uberbob get the sword and stab Wafflelord with it!
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:24 AM | |
Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord, not expecting this twice, is hit once more. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord catches on and dodges. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord dodges. Furious lunges Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up parys, and slashes a whole buch of times. Wafflelord blocks them all. Furious feints and lunges, Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up fast.
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:26 AM | |
Err... use telekinesis to jab wafflelord with it!
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Jan 18, 2004, 11:50 AM | ||
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Feint Slash Smash Parry Strafe Left Feint Smash Strafe Right Strafe Right Smash Strafe Left Smash Araches: Cast: Rest Options: PageClaim Give Uberbob page to fight with. Last edited by RoW_Odin314; Jan 18, 2004 at 12:02 PM. |
Jan 18, 2004, 12:39 PM | |
Furious has no spells 'cuz he was once Jay, and Jay stinx.
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Jan 18, 2004, 01:51 PM | |
No one knows how to. :/ Have Furious pick up the sword, dangit!
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Jan 18, 2004, 04:42 PM | |
L33tz4n is out of range for Summon Soap and Randomtacklemanashackle will have no effect since Wafflelord uses no magic.
Furious feints and slashes. The skyscraper crashes into Wafflelord's blade and in a shower of sparks, metal, and bricks, they both shatter. Wafflelord tosses the sword handle aside and tackles Furious. Furious can not pick up the sword because he has the IQ of a baked potato. Without salt. |
Jan 18, 2004, 05:06 PM | |
Catch MechaWafflelord and throw him into the chasm.
Inventory check Spell check
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Jan 18, 2004, 05:40 PM | |
Furious catches Wafflelord and throws him towards the chasm. As he flies towards the chasm, his robotic suit begins to transform and expand to a larger size, at least a hundred feet in height.
Furious has no items and no spells. Uberbob and company are out of range to do anything useful. |
Jan 18, 2004, 05:45 PM | |
9_9 Use Leetzan's tail to launch Uberbob onto Wafflelord, then get the knife from Wafflelord's arm and stab him in the neck.
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:00 PM | |
*urge to kill Radium rises >* Search for knife. Have Leetzan attempt to haxor Wafflelord's mind. Use rubble to make a bridge out of this accursed place.
Edit: No, build a bridge over the chasm to get the sword, then have Uberbob attack Wafflelord with it.
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:08 PM | |
If you can give me logical directions on building a bridge over a chasm using smased pieces of concrete, I'll be quite impressed.
Wafflelord is too intelligent to be haXord. Perhaps the answer to this lies deep back in this thread. |
Jan 18, 2004, 06:20 PM | |
Inventory check
Spell check Mad skillz (if any) check
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:28 PM | |
Check back deep into the thread.
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:39 PM | |
Did all of you forget there's a cage around everybody?!?
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:41 PM | |
We got out of the cage.
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Jan 18, 2004, 06:41 PM | |
Inventory:
-Druid Robe -Magic Map -Bookmark of Eternity -Magic Mirror -Bracelet L33tz4n's Spells (Basic Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching): -Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never! -Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book. -Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade! -Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them. -Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun. -Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death. -Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it. -Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned! -Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head. -Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all. Uberbob's Spells (glitching, basic enchantment, basic doll magic): -Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it. -Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too. -Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why. -Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous -Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds. -Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves. -Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either. Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic): -Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell. -Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah. -Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield. -Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo? And no, I won't look back in the thread for you. But there is a nice search tool. |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:09 PM | |
Well, now I feel stupid. Have Furious lure Wafflelord over to where everyone else is, then put the Bookmark of Eternity on him freeze him, if it'll work.
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:17 PM | |
'Course, there is that chasm between Furious and everyone else, and the Bookmark of Eternity isn't exactly something you can throw across.
I'm not sure you understand how the Bookmark works. It can only be moved when Uberbob's touching it, otherwise it stays perfectly still no matter what. It was developed by mages as a bookmark that couldn't fall out of books, but they ran across the problem that you couldn't move the book once it was inside. |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:22 PM | |
Well, I just searched every page of the thread since we were first told about Wafflelord. Here is all I could find:
1. Wafflelord is from Canada. 2. Wafflelord has robotic parts. 3. This is Wafflelord's mind. 4. In Wafflelord's mind, Wafflelord can do anything he likes. 5. The mind gate is the mind of the first person who entered the mind gate last time it wasn't displaying someone else's mind. 6. Wafflelord is faster than a speeding bullet. 7. There is a high probability Wafflelord has four friends. |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:24 PM | ||
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:25 PM | |
Risp: Well, he stole five tickets instead of just all of them...
RoW: Wafflelord, of course. |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:25 PM | |
Wafflelord.
Edit- Unknown beat me.
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:33 PM | |
We need to get across the chasm.
Anaylize chasm Search for knife Have Furious try to climb Wafflelord.
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:33 PM | |
'Go on'
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:34 PM | |
Say, "what do you know, Leetzan?"
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:35 PM | |
REDUNDANCY TO THE RESCUE!
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Jan 18, 2004, 07:37 PM | |
Uberbob examines the chasm. It's about fifty feet wide and goes down into a glowing red haze.
Furious starts to climb Wafflelord, but is smacked off and crashes through a skyscraper. "Go on," you tell L33tz4n, who's almost crying in the panic of impending doom. "I don't remember," she says, "1 just know the conversation also had to do with bread or som3thing." |
Jan 18, 2004, 07:41 PM | |
"Would it help if you wore the bracelet?"
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