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Aug 31, 2003, 05:15 PM
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Now Xion's got the idea. Except for the fact that it's utterly imposible to construct four pairs of wings strong enough to life a humanoid creature out of the feathers of one eagle. But at least Xion isn't TRYING.
dude, I said ONE pair of wings for myself, and to hoist my allies one at a time.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:19 PM
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Ah. Now this almost makes enough sense to work. You make a pair of wings and fly up to a ledge holding an enourmous Snufuss statue. How would you like to save your allies / get the most fun out of watching them suffer?

Pageclaim in the name of Coppertop.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:25 PM
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Save allies.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:29 PM
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Your attention to detail is outstanding.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:34 PM
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I will swoop down, grab the closest ally under the arms with my legs, and go back to the pearch.

Repeat untill all allies are saved.
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You retrive all your badly injured allies. Now you are all standing on the statue. The Minions procede to block the only entrance to the cavern.
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You use the Snufuss skin on the statue, and push it to the edge of the cliff, hoping to confuse the minions into obeying orders from it.
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You push the statue to a teetering position on the very edge of the ledge, yet the Minions do not appear confused. They gather below you, preparing to climb up to you.
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:49 PM
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Drop the snufuss statue on them, and before it smashes to the ground, I swoop down and retrieve the skin off the statue and fly back to the perch.
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You smash all the Minions dead and retrieve the Snufuss Skin. You have conquered Snufuss Lair!

Invintory:
-Feathers
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Nojuice
-Dollar
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Skin

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-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair
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Aug 31, 2003, 05:55 PM
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Look: Bag of NoJuice
Look: Thirdnotestrudel
Status: Party
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:09 PM
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That's the Pre-3.1 spirit, Xi!

The Bag of Nojuice is a small brown bag containing a runny dark purple substance. Surprisingly, the fabric bag does not leak.

The Thirdnotestrudel is a satanic mechanisim of great power and unknown use. Created from the Third Page, Sporkstrudel, and Irrelevent note, the device looks somewhat like a metal pastery wrapped in paper.

Party Stats:

Let's give RPG style stats. All stats are based off percents. 0 is no skill at all, 100 is perfect.

-Uberbob:
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit, several wooden limbs
Health: 70%
Health Remaining: 15%
Mind: Seemingly random
Strength: 60%
Magic: 0%
Defense: 20%

-Araches:
Gener: Female
Species: Fox
Health: 50%
Health Remaining: 5%
Mind: 80%
Strength: 20%
Magic: 80%
Defense: 30%

-Fawriel:
Gender: Male
Species: Make Faw answer this one.
Health: 80%
Health Remaining: 10%
Mind: 50%
Strength: 70%
Magic: 50%
Defense: 60%

-L33tz4n:
Gender: Female
Species: Minion
Health: 60%
Health Remaining: 10%
Mind: 70%
Strength: 30%
Magic: 90%
Defense: 70%
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:16 PM
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Control: L33tz4n.
Analyze: Spells.
if Heal% > 50%
Then Cast: Heal: Party.

Analyze: Bag of Juice
Asking: Healing properties?
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:22 PM
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Wheee. I feel like a Dos machine but with hair.

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon rusty iron bat: Summons a rusty iron baseball bat. Bat is dispelled momentarily.
-Summon butterfy: Summons nature's most useless fighting machine.
-Summon battlebutterfly: Summons nature's second most useless fighting machine.
-Summon the MSN butterfly guy: Summons mankind's most useless sales pitch.
-Summon Water Elemental: Almost useful.

L33tz4n's spell knowledge contains no healing spells.

The bag of noberries has unknown properties.
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Aug 31, 2003, 06:36 PM
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Control: Araches.
Use same formula...
Check healing spells.
If heal% > 50%
Then Cast: Heal: Party.

Control: Myself.
Analyze: Snufuss Skin
If Snufuss Skin = Equippable
Then Equip: Snufuss Skin.

(I played MUD's...I know the command lines.)
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Araches's Spells:
-Stoneskin: Increases defense.
-Bloodlust: Increases attack.
-Haste: Increases speed
-Frenzeh: Reduces defense and intelligence to zero. The total reduced amount is added to speed, and twice that is added to attack.
-TheOsamaEffect: Cast on a friendly or hostile unit with a beard, gives them a double beard.

Araches's spell knowledge contains no healing spells.

The Snufuss Skin is a sinister blue scaled cloth with green and white highlights. Snufuss skin has been equipped as a coat.
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Nice coat!


I'll go back to my fort strato and collapse onto the bed. Theorticly, I wil be fully healed. After word, I'll go pick some more NoBerries and start a berry bank. After that I'll take a small squirrelish animal and shove a no berry into its mouth to see what they actually do.
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Choose Faw as small squirrelish animal.
Tell Faw to heal everyone.
Consult Brain for Best (course of action).
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You head back to Fort Strato and wait in your bed for several ours before discovering that that RPG trick doesn't work here. Fawriel is told to heal everyone, so he does. You are unable to find any more Noberries. You try to consult your brain for the best course of action, but it seems to be idle at the moment. Would you like to make Faw drink the Nojuice?
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Make Faw drink a little nojuice, then try to find more berries, of any kind.
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Faw takes a sip of the Nojuice and instantly becomes a complete pessimist. You go to look for more berries, even though Faw tries to convince you that your quest is completly futile and you are all going to die. You found one Traftonberry!

And 4I Falcon should check his PMs more often.
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You feed Faw the Trafton berry.
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You are a cruel soul. Sadly Luckily, Nothing happens.
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Whack faw on the head a couple times to snap him out of pessimism, then send him hunting for berries.
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Fawriel finds 88 Traftonberries. You know, you could find something better to do than pick flowers all day.
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Inventory check!
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Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Nojuice
-Dollar
-Pandora's Can
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Traftonberry
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Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
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-Snufuss Lair
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Pour Nojuice out onto Pandora's can, and put the Traftonberries into the empty bag.
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Pandora's Can can not be opened, so you put the Traftonberries in the bag with the Nojuice.

You have this nice island of Spinach Custard and have only gone two places, prehaps it's about time you give a comand like "go that way".
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I'll go get the dagger, take some trafton berries, and go to the other side of the island and explore. When I get back I'll cut down some trees, and build a boat. (btw: we still have and eraser)
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I said ON, not IN.
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You never had the eraser in the first place. And you discover the island has no trees, but very tall, non-boyant(sp?) plants. But regardless, you head off to explore the island. You've found the Spinach Custard Trading Post! It's complete self-survice, but if you steal anything the invisible gremlins will kill you.

Items for trade:
-87 Noberries
-Rubber Tire
-Hair-growth formula
-Flashlight
-Flute
-Bottle
-Broken Can Opener (non-functional)
-Eraserless Pencil
-Popcicleless Popsicle Sticks
-Keychain
-Pandora's Harddrive (encrypted)
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EDIT: whoops... Apparently a lot has happened since then. Never mind.

Stuff happens.
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You leave the
-Bottle
-Broken Can Opener (non-functional
-Eraserless Pencil
-Popcicleless Popsicle Sticks
-Keychain
-Rubber Tire
-Hair-growth formula
and then take:
-Hard-drive decryptor
-4 Full Lunch Boxes
-Rusty Pipe
-Hunting spear
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Way to go, Acid. Sorry Grath, but only the limited items listed above are available at the Trading Post. And you actually have to TRADE, unless the idea of being mauled by ten thousand invisible gremlins seems pleasant to you.
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Acid, we killed the minions a while ago.
Grath, don't try and make up store's invintory.
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Sep 1, 2003, 07:39 AM
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You leave 87 trafton berries, taking the noberries.
You leave Pandora's Can, and take Pandora's Harddrive
You leave Dollar and take the Hair-Growth formula.
Then, you start flying, to look for some weapons on the island.
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Sep 1, 2003, 07:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
Items for trade:
-87 Noberries
-Rubber Tire
-Hair-growth formula
-Flashlight
-Flute
-Bottle
-Broken Can Opener (non-functional)
-Eraserless Pencil
-Popcicleless Popsicle Sticks
-Keychain
-Pandora's Harddrive (encrypted)
I trade:

-A Traftonberry for the rubber Tire
-A Traftonberry for the Hair-growth formula
-A Traftonberry for the Flashlight
-A Traftonberry for the Flute
-A Traftonberry for the Bottle
-A Traftonberry for the Broken Can Opener (non-functional)
-A Traftonberry for the Eraserless Pencil
-A Traftonberry for the Popcicleless Popsicle Sticks
-A Traftonberry for the Keychain
-A Traftonberry for the Pandora's Harddrive (encrypted)
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Nice try acid, but how about NO. You take flight to look for weapons, what direction would you like to travel?

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Golden Toothbrush
-Bag of Nojuice
-87 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Hair Growth Formula
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat

Party:
-Uberbob
(Rest of party is at Trading Post)

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair
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Sep 1, 2003, 07:45 AM
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Back and forth across the island, so as not to miss anything, starting from the north side.
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