Trade: Haste for White Mage in a Jar

"Y' want to buy a ground up ol' guy in a bottle?" Fox questions.

Note: You can't raise anyone who has been freeze dried and processed.

Get : Flask
"Hey, I'm a li'le bird with a sword 'ere. I demand mah pheonix down."

You can not get ye flask.

"Hey, I'm a li'le bird with a sword 'ere. I demand mah pheonix down," you say.
"Oh, ye', y' scare me," Fox replies sarcastically.

"We a'least gimme ah Bless for mah CrazyT 'eh?"

Pause Game
Open Ineternet Explorer
Go: http://world.altavista.com/
Translate: "Hey Fox, Why don't you join me? I have a bunch of dead allies with plenty of skills that you don't have."
==Translate from English to Messed up Aussie
Get Result
Copy Result
Unpause game

Say: "(paste result from translation)"
Smile

"We a'least gimme ah Bless for mah CrazyT 'eh?" you say. Or ask. Not sure which.
"Oh. That's okay, then," he says, taking the worthless item off your hants. Shuri has learned Bless.

"C4n j00 j01n m1 p4r7y n00b?" you ask. Luckily, Australian sounds a lot like L33t.
"Well, no, I can't, ya' see," Fox says, removing a glove from one hand. To your surprise, the hand doesn't seem to be there. "'Got 'nvisble gremlins in my fam'ly. Gotta stay neutral."

"Tha's relly cool."

"Tha's relly cool," you tell Fox.
"Thankae'," he says, "only goes to m' shoulders, thou'. Makes me a nasty chess player."

Say: "Hm. Well then, do you have any way I could get a phoenix down for free, then give you two abilities you don't have already for it in return? I'll bring their courpses here, if need be."

"Sorry, can't g'givin' out things for free. 'D make no profit," he says.

"Righ' ol' bloke. Well I shou' be go'in now. I got a wee bit o' adventurin tah do. Cheerio."

Go : South
Go : West
Go : North
Go : West
Go : North
"Accidentally" kick Faw's groin
Go : South
Go : East
Use : Keys : Gate

"Righ' ol' bloke. Well I shou' be go'in now. I got a wee bit o' adventurin tah do. Cheerio," you wave and start to walk away.
"Been nice talkin' to you," he says. He pauses a moment and then tosses you the bag of phoenix down, "'s on the house!"
You thank him and return to your party. You accidently kick Faw in the groin.

Use : Pheonix Downs : Faw
Control : Faw
Revive : Par'y
Go : South
Go : West
Use : Keys : Gate
if unlocks = false
{
Go : East
Go : South
Go : West
Use : Keys : Gate
Go : South
}
else
{
Go : West
}

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Just because I could, I made a pre-3.1 meme.

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In the Pre-3.1 game... by Ezel
LJ username
Favorite Race	RabbitFoxFerretHumanMinionElementalSphereTree
Favorite Color
You are...
And your current state is...	Alive and Paranoid
It is page...	625
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

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In the Pre-3.1 game... by Ezel
LJ username
Favorite Race	RabbitFoxFerretHumanMinionElementalSphereTree
Favorite Color
You are...
And your current state is...	Alive and Crazy
It is page...	967
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

I don't have LJ, so I improvised.

I'll reply to Stratten's macro later today.

In the Pre-3.1 game... by Ezel
LJ username
Favorite Race	RabbitFoxFerretHumanMinionElementalSphereTree
Favorite Color
You are...
And your current state is...	Alive and Well
It is page...	361
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Actually, let's try to avoid macros; you miss moderately important stuff.

Wanting to raise Faw, you take out your packet of processed Phoenix Down. You've seen this item in the Final Fantasy games, but you aren't sure how you use it. Like where you put it, or if you have to mix it with water. What do you try?

Take: Pinch of Phoenix down.
Place: Pinch: Faw's Mouth.

You put the pinch of Phoenix Down in Fawriel's mouth. Nothing seems to happen.

Rub pinch of phoenix down on wherever Faw was injured.

Save Game

You rub a pinch on Faw's wounds. Nothing happens. Game saved.

Make a giant hand select it from the menu and then tap on Faw's shoulder. Cue the special glittery effects and make a green number jump out of Faw's face equal to half of his Maximum HP. Make Faw rise to his feet with Half of his HP recovered.

Throw Phoenix Down over Faw's body.

In a sparkly effect, Faw has been revived with one HP and MP!
He looks around and says "I'm hungry."

Who's idea worked?

It's a SECRET.

Your idea, I assume, since Rad mentioned a 'sparkly effect'.

Hug Faw.

You hug Faw. "Yay, I'm loved ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;" he says. In anime smilies, more semicolons are better.

Wonder what would have happened if it was Uberbob who hugged Faw.

Check Phoenix Down levels.

Probably the same reaction.

You are out of Phoenix Down.

Have Faw raise L33tz4n.

Become jealous of Uberbob.

Faw has one MP. He could not raise a dead piece of grass.

Have Faw rest untill he has enough MP to use raise.

"I don't wanna rest!" Faw says, "I want to go ADVENTURE and eat FOOD."

"We only have one little berry, Faw. Strangely, there wasn't too much food to be found in the forest."