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...! I just figured out something!

Go: South, west.
Examine: Room
Examine: Ceiling
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May 25, 2004, 12:41 PM
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...There's only one thing we haven't done.

Go: South, West.
Turn Dial North


We've turned it South (Furnace), East (Fox and cold machine) and West (Warm machine, bars, and lever). We never turned it North!
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Xion's page has been added to the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire, making it the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanyshamepa gedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire.

Game saved spontaineously(sp?). Aren't I nice? =D
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May 25, 2004, 12:45 PM
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...There's only one thing we haven't done.

Go: South, West.
Turn Dial North


We've turned it South (Furnace), East (Fox and cold machine) and West (Warm machine, bars, and lever). We never turned it North!
eherm...
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May 25, 2004, 12:46 PM
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The map Xion drew exactly fits the one of Northeast Antifoo Island. I wanted to check if the ceiling was leaking.
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May 25, 2004, 12:50 PM
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Ekard: Oooooh, mystery! But I'm not Rad, so I don't know what he's planning. The rust could've been caused by oxidation(sp?).
Xion: Those directions lead you into a wall. You lose.
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May 25, 2004, 12:53 PM
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Go: South, east, south, east, north.
Examine: Room.
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May 25, 2004, 12:53 PM
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South, West? No, that leads to the dial, you dolt. From Fox to the Dial.
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May 25, 2004, 12:55 PM
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Your standing in the room north of the bar-lever room.
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May 25, 2004, 12:57 PM
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...I'm trying to follow the Antifoo map. Even if that means going though the dark. I was trying to go to the place where the uncrossable bridge was on the surface, maybe we can blast a hole in the wall, or something.
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May 25, 2004, 12:58 PM
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>O Then why are all these people talking about stealing from Fox?!?

Go: East
Turn Dial: North
Obsurve any changes in environment
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I'll look at the maps later. You go and turn the dial, making the lights go out in the corridor you just came from. Exits are north, which is lit up, west, east, and south, all of which are pitch-black.
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May 25, 2004, 01:05 PM
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Say: "Everybody, hold someone else's hand, so we won't get lost."
Go: East, North.
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May 25, 2004, 01:11 PM
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Shuri says, "Everybody, hold someone else's hand, so we won't get lost." You all hold hands, but Araches holds your hand rather tightly. You fumble along until you reach Fox's room, but the loud snoring tells you that he's still asleep. What other crazay thang do you want to do now?
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May 25, 2004, 01:16 PM
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...North always has been lit.

North is where we came from.


Anyways, since we're in Fox's room...Lets' drag him back to the Dial Room. For fun.
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May 25, 2004, 01:18 PM
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Action: Rummage through Fox's coat.
Say: "L33t4n, can you look at the wall behind him?"
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You grope around for Fox and grab his foot. Fox giggles, but doesn't wake up. Compass directions, plzkthnx.
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May 25, 2004, 01:21 PM
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Action: Drag Fox South
Action: Load ballista
Action: Point ballista at Fox
Action: Kick Fox
Say: "Sell us something. Now."
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May 25, 2004, 01:22 PM
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Pull Fox one room South
Go: North
Grope North Wall
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May 25, 2004, 01:29 PM
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You drag Fox back, but since it's so dark you can't set up the Ballista properly. You lead the party north and grope at the wall. The icky rust that has been accumulating on the wall for a very long time is rubbed off into your hand.
Leetzan says, "I don't think we should waste our time with this wall."
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( t's l334z4n, yo5 cretin.)

Sa9: "I th)nk this is the 7ay to F/oruman'3 fortre3s."
At4ack Nor4h Wall
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You say, "I think this is the way to Fooruman's fortress," and hit the wall with your fist, since you don't have your Katana. You only succeed in doing absolutely no damage to the wall and a ot of damage to your hand.
"I don't have a fortress; I was stuck in a trench for four years!" grumbles Fooruman. Leetzan still thinks attacking the wall is pointless.

Exits are south. It is pitch black.
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May 27, 2004, 06:08 AM
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Apologize to Fooruman
Say: "I meant Unfooruman."

Go: South, West.
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May 27, 2004, 08:23 AM
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"Sorry, I meant Unfooruman," says Shuri. "Of course," Replies Fooruman.
You stumble throught the darkness, and eventually arrive at the dial. YAY. The north hallway is lit; the others are pitch black. Exits are North, South, East, West.

That dial's just begging to be turned. =)
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May 27, 2004, 01:36 PM
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Turn Dial: South
Watch what happens
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You turn the dial southward, and the south hallway lights up. So does the uber-hot furnace. It's even hotter than it already was; if you enter the room you're going to get BBQ'd for sure. >)

Exits are South(bad idea), North, West(dark), and East(also dark).
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Is Fox awake?
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Action: Turn dial west
Go: West
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Watch south area
Turn Dial West
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School is the bane to my existance. Onto the game!

In order typed:

Fox is still asleep, and won't wake up for several more days. Hey, you'd be tired too if the only thing you did was sit in the dark and sell useless items and spells. You turn the dial west, making the west hallway bright enough to see. You head west and save your game. GAME SAVED! You then go south, and end up back the bars. Araches is fed up with this pointless wandering and forcefully drags you back to the dial. You then look south, and see the dull red glow coming from the furnace room, just bright enough to see. You can feel the heat coming from the furnace; it's not as hot as it was before, but it's still not safe to cross yet. The dial is already pointing west.

Whew. Exits are North, South, East(dark), and West.
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May 29, 2004, 10:35 AM
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hmmm...

Turn Dial: North
Attempt to travel south
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Stole : CrazyT from Fox
Use CrazyT on bars
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Argh. The last week of high school is ALWAYS the most difficult.

Anyway...you turn the dial north, and the south hallway goes out. It's lit up by the flames emitting from the furnace. You try to go south, but the intense heat is too much for your feeble party to handle...themselves. You cannot steal the CrazyT because Bill Gates aleady bought it from Fox. >=)

Exits are north, south(not), east, and west, both of which are dark.
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Turn Dial : West

Awake Fox
Ask Fox : "WHICH WAY BILL GATES WENT OUT OF THIS ROOM AFTER HE BOUGHT
TEH CRAZYT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW US THAT WAY???//!!!11"
Try to say : ">((((((("

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You turn the dial west. The south hallway goes out while the west hallway lights up. Fox is not in this room. You try to say ">(((((((" but end up saying ",9999999" instead. Keep practicing!
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May 30, 2004, 03:05 PM
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POV: Shuri
Take team of females and go south

POV: Uberbob
Take team of whatever's left and go north
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