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Sharpen Head on wall

Sharpen leg on wall

Sharpen Inventory on wall

Sharpen map on wall

Sharpen willy on wall
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Oh, go ahead and ignore the last paragraph of my previous post, why don't you.

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You try to delete the save file. Game saved. You would sharpen your brain on the wall, but you can't figure out how to remove it. Even if you did, it would be hard to get back in.
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Go find Wafflelord.
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That command is right up there with "Win the game."
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Go to hotel basement (if any)
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There is none. This is a one-star hotel, be thankful it has bathrooms.
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Bathrooms! Explore!
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You walk into the bathroom. It's a room with a shower and toilet. Someone stole the sink.
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Steal Shower. Steal Toilet. Any secret passages/small items on the floor?
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No items.

You can not steal anything because it's bolted down.
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Then how was the sink stolen? =(
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Veeeerryy skillfully.
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Toilet and shower are immortal )=. Uberbob is not strong enough to kill them alone.
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wake up party

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You return to your party to wake them up. The first thing you notice is that Jay has grown a long tail. Quite strange. Keeping your mind on your goal, you lead your party to the bathroom you were about to destroy.

-MASS BATHROOM SLAUGHTERING CENSORED-

Uberbob and his party have been kicked out of the hotel! =D.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 95
-Strength: 20
-Defense: 20
-Magic: 0
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Ah, so does the tail have any importance to the storyline?

Walk around the streets looking for stuff.
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You walk around looking for stuff of importance, and bump into Sear.
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Talk to Sear
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That was so descriptive. I bow to your l33t explanatory skills.
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Does he have anything to sayto you or are you suppose to talk to him?
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Once again, this is not the Riddles thread.
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Nov 15, 2003, 12:39 PM
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Look at Sear through hole in Snufuss Cloak.
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You look at Sear through the hole in the cloak. He hasn't changed much.
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"Sear, what causes tail growth?"
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"I'm sure you'll find out soon enough," he tells you.
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"Sear, where is wafflelord?"
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"Pos. 1242222225(144), 251365271373167, 213651346727," he responds.
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Pause
Load: Command Prompt

Login, please.
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Username: Xion
Password: ***********
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authenticating
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Welcome, Xion. What would you like to do?
Play -|- Comment -|- Hack -|- Exit

hmm...seems "Play" is disabled. *click*
Comment: Please enter comment. _
*tak tak tak tak tak tak tak*
Comment: Ban_Unset Xion
*click*
Message sent.
Now what?
Play -|- Comment -|- Hack -|- Exit

*click*
Now Exiting. Thank you for playing Pre-3.1, Xion!

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Where exactly is pos 1242222225(144), 251365271373167, 213651346727 on the map?
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If there were any way of determining positions, Megawarp wouldn't be a SuxMagic spell.
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SAVE GAME




Use Megawarp
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Uberbob does not know or have the appropriate magic skill to cast Megawarp. Also, if you did cast it you'd end up in space due to orbiting planets, stellar drift, ect.
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Oh,

Ask Sear about Wafflelord (how'd he break into Blackraptor's place, where he is from, how to beat him etc)
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"Well," Sear explains, "I am unable to tell you how Wafflelord broke into Blackraptor's lair, but he was the only one to do it. Blackraptor is a hidden power; he - or it - controls things... minds, from a distance. It's the ultimate plan for world domination: attack while not putting yourself in danger."

"Wafflelord came from Canada," he spontaneously adds, "and it might be wise not to go back to the Mind Gate right now."
 

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