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I have NO CLUE!

But, I know this! The Matrix has a lame virus scan!
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Okay. I was only in one comic.... And lazers hurt me... anyways, nobody draws me right!!! Let me draw myself... for the comic... so you know how I should look...

Here it is:

And I have hair!
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I like the official design better than your own. =D
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Well too bad! I'm a fish! And I demand I be updated!
Okay, now that my ranting is over, could you please update my character to be the above fish? Maybe with a subtitle like:
Revelations Revealed! ZAPPER is a fish!!!
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Fish can't hold scissors.
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Okay. I was only in one comic.... And lazers hurt me... anyways, nobody draws me right!!! Let me draw myself... for the comic... so you know how I should look...

Here it is:

And I have hair!
New ToU character.
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Or can they?

They can.
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Awesome, I'm plural.
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Hey, ZAPPER! I just found out this nice button *ignores*...
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Hold on! I found this sentance:
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Zapper: A guy with scizors. Always fighting with Cooba, for GOD KNOWS WHY!?
That makes me sound like the bad guy!!! But Cooba started every fight me and him had. So it should say:
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Zapper: A guy with scizors. Cooba keeps fighting with him, for GOD KNOWS WHY!?
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Sturgeons are cooler. D=
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I was reading the third post and I noticed a horrible mistake regarding a character I designed for one of my guest comics.
"Armor Troll: Some idiot who got banned."
I'd like to ask where the troll wears armor. He's a stickly man. His arms and legs are pure lines. I'd like to have his name be changed to 'PA Troll'

Source of Information regarding PA Troll and his stickly limbs: Model Sheet
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I was thinking of Armor Doofi and Armor King when I needed to write it.
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Ah.
Well the explains where the name came from.
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And me? Am I fixed?
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No. Always fighting with Cooba is controversial. You can read it as if he fights you, or the other way around.
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Not about that! Me being a fish!
(And why do I have scizors?)
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You have scissors in my third comic, where you're included aswell, in case you didn't notice. I drew you as a stick figure though. =d

Maybe I'll update you some time.
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Okay....
So...
Is CrimiClown or whoever gonna update me in the comics?
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I won't update you. Simply because I'm the comic writer and you're the spectator. I'll say it once more:

DRAW YOUR OWN COMICS TOO!

There, got the hint?

Yes, I am tired and crankey...
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As you wish...

(You didn't expect me to, did ya?)
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We hear and obey.






They call em scissors, but I aint never heard em scizz...
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Good work! I'll soon put up my hand drawn one.
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(This has become popular - I reccommend stickying it)
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Woot, go me.
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hey guys i think i could be a really cool brainfart character


The best way to get into a brainfart comic is to include yourself in your own methinks.
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How to get into Brainfart:

- Include yourself in your own guest comic.
- ?????
- Profit!
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You forgot bribery.

And Poland.
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Bribery works for me.

Just make your own and include yourself plztnx.
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The problem is every Brainfart comic I add myself into never sees the light of day.
7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
5 Pages ago I redrew the comic to update it with the times and remove a few useless jokes that weren't all that funny.
1 page ago I remembered about the comic
Pages are an excellent unit of time.
Pageclaim in the name of God-Emperor Michael Gagno II, Overlord of the Unheavenly, Devourer of all that is Pure and Just, Usurper of the Throne of Death
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7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
I had a good day... =D I made... 5 that day!

Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, make as much as you possibly can! I will add the others tomorrow, I'm tired and exhausted, too.

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The problem is every Brainfart comic I add myself into never sees the light of day.
7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things.
5 Pages ago I redrew the comic to update it with the times and remove a few useless jokes that weren't all that funny.
1 page ago I remembered about the comic
Pages are an excellent unit of time.
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Something like that totally needs to become a comic.
Speaking of it, there needs to be a comic about the history of pageclaims. =D
Also, the Street of Awesomeness now contains a... "remarkable" monument to Brainfart... But it looked better before the site made it smaller.
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Since the comic probrally won't be made by me heres a transcript of
"How Brainfart comics are made"
Panel 1
n00b- Hi, I'm n00b, and today I'm going to tell you how Brainfart comics are made.
Panel 2
{n00b is holding a board with good plasuible comic ideas written on it, all crossed out. One idea is circled which reads "Have a character stare blankly for all 4 frames}
n00b- First we come up with a comic idea. This part is tricky and ussualy consumes more time than actually drawing a comic.
Panel 3
{n00b is at a desk writing, the paper he is wiritng on is visible, and it's all tictactoe games}
n00b- After having an idea, a script is produced. This usually takes 2-3 minutes give or take.
Panel 4
{n00b is seen placing a letter into one of those large mailboxes commonly found on the streets of cities(in the US anyhow)}
n00b- We then send our scripts over to Warner Bros. Why? Lets go to the next Panel.
Panel 5
{A creature with a design simmilar to the Animaniacs is seen drawing a comic. n00b is reduced to a floating head at the bottom of the panel}
n00b- Free of charge, Warner Bros. uses their Warner Grunts to draw us the comics. Whenever we make up an excuse like 'Um, I didnt have time yesterday' or 'I went out to dinner' It's really because one of these guysa slacked off.
Panel 6
{n00b is still a floating head. Panel shows a large super computer}
n00b- Crimiclown actually doesn't use the WB service. He has a super computer that makes comics for him. Thats why he gets so many done so quickly.
Panel 7
n00b- And then we post the comics online. Thanks for taking this tour, we will now redirect you to our operator
Panel 8
{LF is seen at a desk that reads OPERATOR]
LF- =D
-END-

I'm pretty sure some parts are different, but that transcript was done out of memory so that is to be expected.
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Something like that totally needs to become a comic.
Speaking of it, there needs to be a comic about the history of pageclaims. =D
Also, the Street of Awesomeness now contains a... "remarkable" monument to Brainfart... But it looked better before the site made it smaller.
I still love it! \o/
( Also because my hair is so nicely long in it. >3 )


And, n00b, that script sounds pretty good.. you should do something with it. .. I was considering doing that myself, but I must never promise to do stuff like that ever again while I really have more important stuff to take care of. sry D=
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I have no idea how to draw long hair differently. =P
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The problem I have is I always have the comic handrawn so I can fit some details in it andI do not have a scanner that is compatible with my computer. And the 1.00 my school charges for a scan is highway robbery.
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I made another one, referring to the popularity the Brainfart has experienced. Thanks for all the support and guest comics, but more is always welcomed. =D

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Forgive my double post. The Friendship gang will start their quest for justice and try to eliminate DuckMan!
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