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Lightbulb BrainFart Eggs™

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Look at me, I put a BrainFart Egg™ in my signature, and now I'm some sort of famous person! Who gets all the ladies!
BrainFart Eggs™! Available now! The BrainFart Egg™ will be a bit more amusing than the "OMG I GOT AN ANIMAL THAT'S STANDING STILL ALL DAY"-egg. These will go through 5 phases:

- Egg form (It wobbles and jumps and tries to break free.)
- Baby form (Awww....)
- Adult (This is how the character is in the currect comics. New characters could also be added... )
- Senior (Old, tatty, no energy left to preform funny animations in your sig... Just sit there and be ill...)
- Dead (Hey, we all die...)

Here are the BrainFart Eggs™ that are available at the moment:
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg01.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg02.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg03.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg04.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg05.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg06.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg07.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg08.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg09.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg10.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!
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< img src="http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/egg11.gif" alt="Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!" >
Adopted from the BrainFart adoption center!

Make sure to attach the < and > tags to the rest of the text again when you add them to your sig.

Have fun!

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Look at me, I put a BrainFart Egg™ in my signature, and now I'm some sort of famous person! Who gets all the ladies!
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Okay, I have added the final eggs. These are all available eggs. Pick one and be happy.

I WILL work on the animations for the baby stage, but do NOT expect them early.

Thanks.
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Drew a comic of awesomeness and hope to have it scanned today. Yays ^.^
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I recognise Derby's egg, LF's egg and what seems to be a Friendship Gang egg(?), but I'm not sure about the other ones. Although the first one is probably a CrimiClown egg. =P
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Uhh... Brainfart-Eggs™

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I'm still waiting for brainfartin'-Underwear™ ^^
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Speaking of eggs, nice sig Nick.
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CrimiClown Arrives-Remastered!


Isn't this better?
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looks like you used psp for the text.
NEVER USE MS PAINT.
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NEVER USE MS PAINT.
Well with the exception of my Survivor comics, all of mine were done in MS Paint. If you can't draw well with a mouse, thats your (-) problem, NOT the program's.
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Think of how much it must have sucked for Michelangelo. Living before psp existed. HOW DID HE MAKE ART WITHOUT PSP?
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My thoughts from my above post put into BF comic form.
Brownie points if you can tell me which comic strip I stole the joke from.
l0lz m4d3 in m5 p41/\/7!!!11! 17 mu57 b3 5U>< ><0RZZ!!
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Think of how much it must have sucked for Michelangelo. Living before psp existed. HOW DID HE MAKE ART WITHOUT PSP?
MSPAINT
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... I'am not sure he used either
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Well with the exception of my Survivor comics, all of mine were done in MS Paint. If you can't draw well with a mouse, thats your (-) problem, NOT the program's.
And yet you always seem to make it your problem when somebody else says something that could be interpreted as remotely unintelligent.


And Michelangelo didn't use MSPaint either, so that was a really.. senseless joke.
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Hey, that sucky drawing style was intentional...
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And Michelangelo didn't use MSPaint either
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[O RLY image]
YA RLY

Anyway, I use MS Paint for my comics too. And they wouldn't look any different if I used PSP (if at all, they'd look worse because PSP can't seem to be used to do simple tasks such as drawing a stickman properly)

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And yet you always seem to make it your problem when somebody else says something that could be interpreted as remotely unintelligent.
That's because remotely unintelligent things is one of the reasons why this man wants 90% of humanity wiped out, among other things. I'm doing my small part to erradicate remotely unintelligent things in an attempt to convince him that at least 40% need to stay alive.
If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too.
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NO WAI

...erm. Argh.
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Well you see, that doesn't involve Faw in the least; according to Texas law, green weasels are not human.

Although you can marry one.
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Well you see, that doesn't involve Faw in the least; according to Texas law, green weasels are not human.

Although you can marry one.
Thats why I added "If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too."
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Although you can marry one.

I used a big owl too =P
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Hey, while reading Pako's comic, I got this idea...

The BrainFart Spoof Contest0rz!

Remake the first comic that I ever drew. You can just make it look better, add an actual joke or just completely mess it up. The winner gets... a cheese cookie.

Like... Boredom!
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Real remake time!
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Google surfin' ;D
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My thoughts on the current topic above ^^
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For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?
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For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?
It's quite possible, actually...
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Real remake time!
For some reason I really, really like their little forumer shirts. Or.. pants. Whatever.
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For once can something in Brainfart not be copied?
What's copied THERE?!


I CLAIM TEH PAGE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry.
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That's because remotely unintelligent things is one of the reasons why this man wants 90% of humanity wiped out, among other things. I'm doing my small part to erradicate remotely unintelligent things in an attempt to convince him that at least 40% need to stay alive.
If someone threatend to wipe you out, and most everyone you know, things like oil, stupidity, etc. would become your problem too.
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(warning, some offensive speech... not intended to be aimed at anyone here)
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I don't... really understand Pako's comic. Then again, it's in the early hours of the morning (read: 1 PM) so I'm probably missing something obvious.
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A lie can get halfway around the world before the truth even gets its boots on - Mark Twain.

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Wow.
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I sketched this a few months ago when Friendship Gang things were more popular. I spontaneously decided to ink it today, though.













Someone else continue it if they want.
This comic must be quoted in every subsequent page.
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I second White Rabbit there... It's just... O______O
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hello....

hows going...
im bored, deviantart is in a watching mode...
i want to paint something...
maybe someone knows what?

*jawn*
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Yes, the above comic, continued.
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Yes, I agree, continued.
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