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You go in the inn (OHHO I POET). Grandma Conquista and George Washington are still there. Pandora evidently left.
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Ask George if he sells cherrywood furnature.

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Talk to Grandma Conquista.
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Mar 27, 2004, 12:38 PM
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"Do you sell cherrywood furniture?" you ask GW.

"What? Are you accusing me? BRITISHESES!!!!!!!" he screams.
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Action: Recite poem for GW
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"Roses are red, violets are blue. You are a bread, I am love you," you explain to George.
"Hmm," he says, "you definately aren't British. Maybe Dutch."
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Say: Yes, I am Dutch. Could you please tell us everythng you know about Unfooruman and his fortress?
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You nod. "Yes, I am Dutch. Could you please tell us everythng you know about Unfooruman and his fortress?"

George thinks for a moment. "I do not know much, but I do know that he isn't your conventional evil person who has swimsuit girls as guards. Apart from that, I'm afraid I can not help you."
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Say: Can you tell us about the puzzle that links to opening Unfooruman's fortress?
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Okay, lets see if I can do this now.

North, North, East, East, North, East, East, East, East, North, North, West

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(I do not remember this quite exactly.)
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"Can you tell us about the puzzle that links to opening Unfooruman's fortress?" you ask GW.
"As far as I've heard, its door is open 24/7. Of course, 'puzzle' does not really need to mean 'opening a door'." And with these cryptic words, GW walks over to the bar to get drunk.
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Action: Say 'hi' to Grandma Conquista.
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Okay, lets see if I can do this now.

North, North, East, East, North, East, East, East, East, North, North, West

Look around

(I do not remember this quite exactly.)
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"How do you know so much, anyway?"
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Xion is slow D=.

"Hi," you say to Grandma Conquista. She is currently wearing a human skull on her head.
"Greetings, mortals," she says, "I have been looking for you." she tosses a slightly charred, but alive, doll across the table, followed by a small vial you narrowly catch. "'S called middenite," she begins, "I needed your doll to do a bit of dangerous mixing inside a vial for me." As you examine the vial of middenite, you notice that the vial appears to have no back. "Now, whatsit you want?" she asks.
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Say: We want to know about Unfooruman and his fortress. Do you know anything?
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"Yea," she says, "'s up that way and ya probably won't get in. There were rumors about some other way in, sumtin about that spire to the north."
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"The one across the bridge?"
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I think she means the monolith.
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Ask for money.
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"Give you money? How evil would THAT make me?" Conquista explains.
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"What if you have us sign forms that in small print say we must become your slaves for life for the money, or put a huge amount a interest on the money?"
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"Straightforwardness and expectedness isn't evil."
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"What if you give us poisoned money?"
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"I feel as though I'm doing the greater evil to the world by letting you live."
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Mar 27, 2004, 05:13 PM
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Leave Inn
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Mar 27, 2004, 05:19 PM
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You leave the inn and return to the machine. Nothing seems to have changed.
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again?
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Again? What do you mean "again"? I seem to have missed this part, too.
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You examine the machine. Pipes, springs, pulleys, gears, pumps, and dials cover the contraption. It doesn't appear to have a purpouse, however.
Here.
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Mar 27, 2004, 06:21 PM
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You stab the machine a bit and pull a few pieces off. It's fairly easy to make it stop working, and after a while you get bored of attacking an inanimate object.
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Look for input areas.
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Mar 28, 2004, 07:23 AM
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None seem intentional. And the machine is broken now.
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Pick up any parts lying on the ground from destroying the machine.
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Laugh at the machine.
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The parts are too heavy and irrelevant. You laugh at the machine. It doesn't laugh back.
 

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