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Just start a new game from the beginning. >>>>>>))))
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NO! NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh, and page claim too.
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There is no new game function D=.
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Wha-huh??!??!?! Well, we'll just have to die over and over again until someone thinks of a way out...
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*cough cough* Look at my previous post. I kinda figured it out.
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...

I hate to say this, but...Follow Xion's plan. If it doesn't work, burn him at the stake. >: )
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The problem with Xion's plan is that Wafflelord is about twelve times your size, so that trick would only really work if he's trying to step on you to death.
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Turn off computer.
Turn on computer.
Wait until the Pre-Win3.1 operating system comes up.
Go to the the correct folder.
Run Uberbob.exe (or whatever it's called).
Try to get into the game without loading.

If not possible, find the save game file and change the file extension.
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Also it relies on Wafflelord having bad reactions.
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No. Sry.
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Go into the game directory and delete the saved game file. If that doesn't work, uninstall then reinstall the game. If that doesn't work either, hit your head on the keyboard.
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Nothing can work because the game owns you. Now forget the loading and get back to game.
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Format the hard drive.

Any of you n00bs ever hear of Fdisk?

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Unfortunately this is the new IMAC V.999999.99999 which is indestructable and can only run four programs, none of which is an OS.
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What are the other three programs?
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...if it can't run an OS, how are we playing the game in the first place?

GLITCH OMG =O
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@Risp: Pong, Invaders, and RadFaw.
@Acid: Gameboys don't have OSs either. Nobody's complained there.

Back on topic. Back in game.
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Eat the house
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You gnaw on the house's corner. It tastes like a 4-story mansion, even though it's only a one-room apartment. Amazing.

(hint: try making Furious do something)
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Have Furious take an apartment building and use it as a bat to shoot houses at Wafflelord.
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Furious uses an apartment building as a bat to shoot houses at Wafflelord. Wafflelord takes another apartment and bats it back. A house is flying towards Furious.
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....dodge.
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Furious dodges. But the corner of the house still hits him in the face. It tastes like a three-stroy house with two bedrooms.
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Um, what about the other people? Aren't they still falling?
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Control:Xion
Bludgeon Radium
Take over game
Manipulate the game settings into one's favor
leave before Radium awakens
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Yeah, they're still plummeting to their doom as well.
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Shoot another house at Wafflelord. If he shoots one back at you, hit it with your bat.
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You hit a house at Wafflelord. He hits it back. You hit it with the bat. House shatters.
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hit as many houses as possible at Wafflelord, hitting any houses wafflelord hits at you.
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You repeat this process until you are out of houses and the city is in rubble.
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load game

Throw a few houses at wafflelord, and when he looks as if he's expecting another house, run up and thwack Wafflelord with the apartment.
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You do that. Wafflelord dodges.
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shrink Furious
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*starts listing*

Houses != solution
Crevice != solution

Original statements were:

A large robot being lifted by something tiny.
A man with a mechanical arm, making toast.
An old man in a dress.

Hmm, is waffle lord wearing a dress?
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Wafflelord is not wearing a dress. D=.
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Does Sear wear a dress?
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Quote:
I'm allowed a few red herring aren't I
Perhaps having to lift waffle lord isn't needed for this battle at the moment.
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Sear wears a brown dress. I mean: IT ROBE )))<.
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eat toast

give toast to wafflelord

make toast

east tost

Have L33tz3n learn "summon toast"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz
A large robot being lifted by something tiny.
*poke poke*

Large Robot = Wafflelord
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