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Sep 13, 2003, 08:20 AM
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And so the spam begins. No I won't let it. I refuse. Uhh...

Talk : random thing : Where did the dentist go? where is the dentists office?

Also could turn that into a song if I took out the talk random part.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:31 AM
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You walk up to a random person. It's a human, appearing to be in his early twenties. "Hi," he says, "my names Jay Suoiruf. That's said 'sau-ee-rough'. How can I help you?"
"Do you know where that dentist went, or where his office is?" you ask.
"Well, he probably warped to the Mars Station. They have an academy for training all kinds of doctors there," he replies, "I just finished high school this year. I'm thinking about becoming a doctor... or a firefighter... ah, I dunno. I just want to help people," he says happily. Looking down, he notices the chip you are holding. "Oy, that looks like a hard drive from one of those space robots."

Mahpage.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:32 AM
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You know rad, the word Oy has 2 meanings. Please specify.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:34 AM
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This is the "Oy, look! A dollar" kind of Oy.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:36 AM
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Ah k. Now, I say yes 'tis a fine chip isn't it? Know of any warps to Mars nearby?
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:40 AM
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Jay looks around briefly before responding "No, everyone who comes here warps here. That's what's great about us with the wapring ability; we only need to fly or drive somewhere once."
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:43 AM
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Yay for town pipe. Now uhh thanks for your help cya Jay.

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(Party +1 Jay plx thnx)
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:45 AM
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"Eh, no thanks," Jay tells you, "I'm just a 90 pound weakling who is of no value to you," and with that he wanders off to Conquista's.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:47 AM
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Good point. Now I'll go off and try to find Faw.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:49 AM
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Pfft, where do you want to look?
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:54 AM
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Anywhere on the placespot. Everywhere in Place spot. Just find the rest of the party.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:11 AM
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You decide to gather your party. You go into ChaosClothing and find L33tz4n, who has just bought some form of green druidish clothing and a whip (where'd I get that idea?). Araches is also just outside the building, holding a staff and wearing what appears to be a dark red leather dress. Evidently, nobody liked their old clothes that survived several fires and floods, because you find Fawriel in Conquista's wearing some kind of armor. He has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason. Everyone in your party gives you the last 50 cents of their 12.50, because you can't get anything for less than a dollar (unless it's some cliche price like 99 cents).

All old tattered clothing (sans Snufuss Robe) has been automatically added to the Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire due to my lack of wanting to keep track, making it the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:11 AM
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Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD

Ask: Araches: Hair color?
--if: Hair_color = Silver
----then: ask: Araches: Was his name Gradient?

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He (Faw) has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason.
lol...munchies!

Now I know why faw is always weird.
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Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD
But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:16 AM
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But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.
erm...I made a mistake.

I wanted to know the other magician's hair color, if rememberable.
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erm...I made a mistake.
What else is new.

The other magician had no hair.

Gradient is gay?
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:19 AM
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Gradient is not gay.

Just a FOrce that wears long black-and-blue robes and a bandana.

(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:22 AM
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I'm going to send my Humarl to kill your Forcast!

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Give : Better map
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(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)
Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:24 AM
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Xion, I don't ever ever want to see your LJ again.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:25 AM
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'Y know, if you blur your eyes the word "LJ looks like a square.
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:26 AM
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Sorry, the blur tool dosn't work on my eyes.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:27 AM
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Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!
worshipping?

I'm just saying stuff behind your back, is that worshipping?
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:28 AM
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Xion's live journal is much like the spot place. A land where logic decides to go on vacation and chaos is the co-pilot.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:34 AM
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Gibbakkontopic.
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Well...partially right.

George Carlin is the co-pilot: A chaotic man with logic.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:35 AM
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anyways...

Ask: randomperson: is there any place within the upper spot place that teaches this "warping" ability?
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:35 AM
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Nobody here teaches it because they expect anyone who manages to get here would know it.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:48 AM
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Go: Grandma's market place place
Ask: Grandma: "Have you heard of a Telepipe? If so, can you point me in the direction of obtaining one?"
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:50 AM
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Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:55 AM
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Shup.

All the telepipe would be is just a portable one-time-use warp system to a base point.

Kinda like their warping abilities...
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:57 AM
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Conquista has no idea what you are talking about.

I may add something like that later. Only if I kill off Faw, though.
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:07 AM
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Ask: Conquista: Best Chinese Place?

(and can I ask something? If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.

The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:11 AM
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If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.
The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)
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Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.
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Conquista agrees that her evil chinese food is the best.
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:15 AM
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dude...

if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.

Ask: Is the dentist back?
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:21 AM
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if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.
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Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.
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The dentist has not returned, but there're probably a few others in Conquista's.
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:39 AM
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ask: randompersoninconquistia'splace: can you help me about getting to the mars station?
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You look among the evil people, finally selecting a kind looking lawyer to speak to. "Hello, do you know any way to get to Mars Station?" you ask him.
"No, but I have these three 'Chaos Graps' I'm interested in trading for," he responds.
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Sep 13, 2003, 10:49 AM
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Give him the vial of Chaos oil for the three graps.

(I'm assuming he has the graps that he doesn't want.)
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He seems uninterested in your Oil. However, he does mention "Those are some niiiiiice looking Treepieces you have there.... wood is rare around these parts..."
 

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