Aug 30, 2003, 11:01 AM | |
Check Araches' species.
Carve words onto Citadel using Dagger. |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:04 AM | |
Put down Dagger, attempt to kiss Araches.
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:07 AM | |
You ask Araches to marry you
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:09 AM | |
Gad, this thread has been hijacked!
I appear in this story for no apparent reason and thwack Faw, Arches, and UBERDOOD.
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:22 AM | |
KABOO
I'm thinking of starting my own thread like this, this is too hijacked >_<
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:23 AM | |
"I'm sorry, Araches. I was possessed or something."
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:29 AM | ||
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You say "Sorry, Araches. I was posessed or something" and she forgives you. Faw returns from the hunt. He has caught the notorious runaway trout and an Admin named Piz. Your invintory: Thirdnotestrudel (invintory) Araches (party) Faw (party) Toothbrush (invintory) Trout (invintory) Citadel (structure) Dagger (invintory) Piz (invintory) |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:32 AM | |
Make Piz Party.
Offer Trout to Araches. Ask Faw if he saw anything unusual. |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:35 AM | |
You kill the trout, cook it, and share it with Araches. It's only a two-serving trout, so Faw eats Piz. Sry, no party member there. You ask Faw if he saw anything unusual, and he says he saw a temple thing in the middle of the island.
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:38 AM | |
Put Thirdnotestrudel on Fire used for cooking Trout.
Ask Faw if he lives on this island. Throw Dagger at Inf. Spaz. |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:41 AM | |
The infinite power of the Sporkstrudel embound in the Thirdnotestrudel prevents it from burning, the trout is cooked with burning wood. You ask Faw if he lives on the island, and he replies "no". Even though Inf.Spaz is already dead, you kill him again, with such force nothing of him remains.
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Aug 30, 2003, 11:45 AM | |
Sit next to Araches.
Ask Faw how he came to be on Spinach Custard. |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:48 AM | |
Yawn.
Fall asleep on Araches. |
Aug 30, 2003, 11:50 AM | |
Stalk into citadel.
Go to sleep on Box. Transfer control to Araches. |
Aug 30, 2003, 12:08 PM | ||
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Aug 30, 2003, 12:12 PM | |
It's the heat. I'll be correcting you to death once Fall's here.
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Aug 30, 2003, 12:20 PM | ||
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Aug 30, 2003, 12:29 PM | ||
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